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(Indy100)   Alex Jones whining about new lawsuit: "He's suing me for millions of dollars. I don't even know who he is." Man, it must be rough to be unfairly harassed on false pretenses by someone you've never met, causing you irreparable anguish and pain   (indy100.com) divider line
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2022-08-09 9:35:32 AM  
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2022-08-09 9:36:53 AM  
Well played, subby.
Well played.
 
2022-08-09 9:39:44 AM  
They never even call me by my name ..... ☂  ♬
 
2022-08-09 9:46:12 AM  
FAJ
 
2022-08-09 9:56:50 AM  
I hope he spends every day of his remaining time on this earth being hounded by lawsuits from people he's harassed.  And when he dies, I hope he's penniless

Maybe Trump will bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana
 
2022-08-09 10:06:47 AM  
I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.
 
2022-08-09 10:08:15 AM  

OldRod: I hope he spends every day of his remaining time on this earth being hounded by lawsuits from people he's harassed.  And when he dies, I hope he's penniless

Maybe Trump will bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana


Jones phone went to the J6 committee and 5 hours later Mar A Lago gets raided by the FBI.  Talk about persona non grata.
 
2022-08-09 10:10:43 AM  
Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.
 
2022-08-09 10:21:27 AM  

Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.


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2022-08-09 10:23:10 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.

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OMG!
 
2022-08-09 10:23:39 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.

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"Want to come over and bang my wife?  I'm not gay.  I just want to see your Nixon tattoo when you are sweaty."
 
2022-08-09 10:23:57 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: OldRod: I hope he spends every day of his remaining time on this earth being hounded by lawsuits from people he's harassed.  And when he dies, I hope he's penniless

Maybe Trump will bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana

Jones phone went to the J6 committee and 5 hours later Mar A Lago gets raided by the FBI.  Talk about persona non grata.


Jan 6 committee weren't the only feds asking. Plaintiff's attorney likely sent the phone contents to the DOJ and FBI as soon as court wrapped up on Friday.
 
2022-08-09 10:24:08 AM  
Man. It's been a good few days.
 
2022-08-09 10:24:13 AM  
He must make so much farking money bloviating on his stupid show to be back on the air after being legally eviscerated last week.
 
2022-08-09 10:24:14 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:24:47 AM  
Can I sue Alex Jones for turning me in to a newt?

Maybe if I slipped it between all the other lawsuits, they'll settle without reading it.
Yeah, I got better but for a while, I was a newt.  Loss of pay, couldn't drive.  Had to eat bugs and I hate bugs.
 
2022-08-09 10:25:44 AM  

The Bunyip: He must make so much farking money bloviating on his stupid show to be back on the air after being legally eviscerated last week.


As long as the credit cards are still technically valid, he'll keep thinking he can talk his way out of this mess.
 
2022-08-09 10:26:25 AM  

khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.


He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.
 
2022-08-09 10:27:04 AM  
These people are going to start turning on each other like no tomorrow.  I can't wait for Tucker and Hannity to start throwing people under the bus.
 
2022-08-09 10:27:18 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:28:10 AM  

The Bunyip: He must make so much farking money bloviating on his stupid show to be back on the air after being legally eviscerated last week.


He's going to need money after they get done tossing him through the legal paddling machine he deserves to be wrung through a few times over.
 
2022-08-09 10:28:12 AM  
I know it's only Tuesday, but, this has been a really great week.
 
2022-08-09 10:28:44 AM  
I can't believe this guy makes money off of supplements. He looks so much older than his 48 years. 95% of Republicans do. Conway, DeSantis, Bannon, Trump, Miller, etc. They all look like dressed up stewbums. Will there be exposes about their drug use like we have about the Nazis? History Channel presents "The Pharmacy in Trump's Bunker".
 
2022-08-09 10:28:52 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.

He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.


Protip: Don't buy your world atlas at Dollar Tree.
 
2022-08-09 10:28:58 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.

He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.


I admire your optimism.
 
2022-08-09 10:29:19 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.

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Oh my....

He's really going to find out.
 
2022-08-09 10:29:41 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:30:02 AM  

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2022-08-09 10:30:41 AM  
Today's math quiz:

If the amount of FO is proportional to the amount of FA, how long will it take Alex Jones to dig himself out of the mountain of FO he's buried under?
 
2022-08-09 10:30:43 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:32:40 AM  
Maybe if you showed up for discovery you'd have more information.
 
2022-08-09 10:32:48 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.

He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.


Most places are nice if you're rich
 
2022-08-09 10:32:50 AM  

OldRod: I hope he spends every day of his remaining time on this earth being hounded by lawsuits from people he's harassed.  And when he dies, I hope he's penniless

Maybe Trump will bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana


I hope the gay frogs get him.
 
2022-08-09 10:34:34 AM  

Ketchuponsteak: khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.

He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.


none of those places well protect him from the Russian hit squad if Moscow Mitch orders it. And if he says in the US he will die a penniless drunkard.

Alex Jones's survival is not critical to the strength of the republican party. His silence is... Just like Epstein.

/conspiracy hats for all
 
2022-08-09 10:36:03 AM  
He's going to need a bigger checkbook.
 
2022-08-09 10:36:27 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Can I sue Alex Jones for turning me in to a newt?

Maybe if I slipped it between all the other lawsuits, they'll settle without reading it.
Yeah, I got better but for a while, I was a newt.  Loss of pay, couldn't drive.  Had to eat bugs and I hate bugs.


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Plot Twist files the lawsuit.
 
2022-08-09 10:38:42 AM  

khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.


He's going to get nailed on perjury and/or fraud (for trying to hide his money).
 
2022-08-09 10:39:02 AM  
Here's the most important thing to keep in mind first and foremost with any content involving Alex Jones...

Literally everything he says is a lie. Everything.

Start from there and it really helps put it all in context.
 
2022-08-09 10:40:01 AM  
ya gotta think he went through so many lawyers before finding Columbo over there because they all said "Hey, ass clown, stop talking on your goddamn show, you're digging the hole even deeper ya schmuck."
 
2022-08-09 10:40:09 AM  

The Bunyip: He must make so much farking money bloviating on his stupid show to be back on the air after being legally eviscerated last week.


He was on the air during the trial, talking about the trial, so I think the only thing that's gonna stop him spewing his shiat all over the airwaves is an EMP.
 
2022-08-09 10:40:10 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.

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2022-08-09 10:41:35 AM  

Mad_Radhu: Sin'sHero: Let's see what happens when his ex wife's divorce lawyer gets through the phone data.

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I could not care less about what naked people this asshole was texting around, unless they're underage. In which case why the hell is he not in prison right now, but I digress.

I care about the ones where, you know, he is conspiring to overthrow the government of the United States, aid and abet treason, things like that. I'm sure the lawyers of the people suing him care about the ones where he's discussing exactly how he is going to slander the families to make sure that GQP interests aren't challenged.

If he's shiatty to his wife, well, he's shiatty to everyone why are you surprised? But if this is what you're hanging your hat on, stop it. This isn't what makes Alex Jones evil. This isn't what makes him a clear and present danger to the United States.
 
2022-08-09 10:42:04 AM  

khitsicker: Ketchuponsteak: khitsicker: I have a prediction that when this is all over Alex Jones will be the person who has found out the most after farking around. Bonus points for potentially causing the downfall of the republican party.

He'll probably just move to some South American nation, Dubai, or perhaps, Russia. All nice places if you're rich.

none of those places well protect him from the Russian hit squad if Moscow Mitch orders it. And if he says in the US he will die a penniless drunkard.

Alex Jones's survival is not critical to the strength of the republican party. His silence is... Just like Epstein.

/conspiracy hats for all


Yertle's not gonna do shiat.

1: He didn't communicate with AJ. He's not wild and animated enough for the Infowars crowd.

2: ordering a hit accomplishes nothing. The feds have the phone data and they have court documents of AJ confirming that it is in fact, his phone data. His testimony is no longer needed, so him being "silenced" doesn't do squat.
 
2022-08-09 10:42:27 AM  

The Homer Tax: Here's the most important thing to keep in mind first and foremost with any content involving Republicans...

Literally everything Republicans say is a lie. Everything.

Start from there and it really helps put it all in context.


I like to cast larger nets.
 
2022-08-09 10:44:03 AM  
I can't even imagine what you go through as Alex Jones' wife.
Or why you would willingly put yourself through it.
 
2022-08-09 10:44:17 AM  
I was talking to my brother about this yesterday. He's a big fan of infowars and supports Jones' conspiracy theories. Anyways, I told him the scum bag had all this coming before the time on his prison phone account was up.
 
2022-08-09 10:44:18 AM  
I was wrong. I bet we would learn that it was Alex swinging with Roger's wife. That would have been too consensual of course. Alex sharing pics of the ex-wife without her consent is way more on brand.
 
2022-08-09 10:46:24 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: OldRod: I hope he spends every day of his remaining time on this earth being hounded by lawsuits from people he's harassed.  And when he dies, I hope he's penniless

Maybe Trump will bury him at Bedminster next to Ivana

Jones phone went to the J6 committee and 5 hours later Mar A Lago gets raided by the FBI.  Talk about persona non grata.


I was  thinking about this. I hope it is not a coincidence. Hoping Alex Jones' phone was in the burner phone/deleted government phone text chain, which would be priceless. I could see Jones ignorant and arrogant enough to keep that data for posterity, thinking he could use it to extort others later.
 
2022-08-09 10:47:01 AM  
Can you imagine being the plaintiff's lawyer (sorry, I forget his name) and having to sit on this for ten days plus weekends? He must have been sitting there on day 10 watching the minutes tick by and jumping out of his chair any time he got an email.
 
2022-08-09 10:48:09 AM  

Subtonic: I was talking to my brother about this yesterday. He's a big fan of infowars and supports Jones' conspiracy theories.


I'm sorry for your loss.
 
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