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(Twitter)   You know who could tell us what's on the search warrant and what was taken from Mar-A-Lago? Donald Trump could   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-09 8:33:08 AM  
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2022-08-09 8:38:35 AM  
He's already eaten it. Subpoenas for who ever changes his diapers have already been sent out.
 
2022-08-09 8:44:34 AM  
C'mon Donny, show us all how fake this is.
 
2022-08-09 8:48:23 AM  
flushed
 
2022-08-09 8:48:51 AM  
I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.
 
2022-08-09 8:50:44 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.


I'm guessing he doesn't need to be told that it would be a bad idea.
 
2022-08-09 8:50:46 AM  
If you want to see the list then you only have to sign up to be a Save America Defeat the FBI Freedom Warrior -- just $59.99 billed trifortnightly until you decide you do hate the United States and then all you need to do is de-select the auto-opt-out-agreement pledge denial of assent to stop billing after a 14-cycle service window expires unless your ISP registers activity upon which time your 600-month membership will be confirmed.

BUT, if you want to see the REAL List, then you need to be part of Trump's Inner Circle Omelet Team, where a 10,000% match has been arranged for today only. We asked President Trump if NAMEHERE was a true patriot, and he paused for a moment and a single tear rolled down his cheek and he said "We can only pray that once again my good friend NAMEHERE will stand with me against the Woke Transgender Sharia Atheist Media."
 
2022-08-09 9:03:55 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.


His lawyer also told him this.
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2022-08-09 9:07:23 AM  
It's probably illegible by now between the ketchup and the covfefe
 
2022-08-09 9:12:11 AM  
Also:

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2022-08-09 9:24:02 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.


Since when has he ever listened to the advice of others?
 
2022-08-09 9:24:05 AM  
Testify, don...

Just testify.
 
2022-08-09 9:25:02 AM  
Jokes on y'all. The FBI was just there for that delicious Mar-a-Lago omelette bar where the ketchup flows freely.
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2022-08-09 9:25:12 AM  
The issue isn't facts -- the issue is that TFG is being investigated.
 
2022-08-09 9:25:14 AM  
"It's a witch hunt.  A total witch hunt.  They invaded my home, my beautiful Mar-a-Lago, hoping to find dirt on me, but they won't.  There's nothing to find, they're going to come up empty, because you know why?  Because I'm totally innocent.  Totally innocent.  I did nothing wrong, and they're going to see that, all they're going to find is my McDonald's loyalty card, maybe a Russian bride catalog, my recipe for chili in a bread bowl, my model of Mount Trumpmore, and a whole lotta MAGA hats.  That's it.  That's all they're gonna find, because I'm totally innocent and this witch hunt is illegal.  It's so illegal.  If I run for president again and win -- and you know I'll win, you watch me, it'll be a landslide, a total embarrassment for the radical loony left -- I'll totally disband the FBI, the CIA, the DOJ, the FCC, the NYT, the MSNBC -- in fact, you know what, I'll just ban the alphabet, how about that?  Ban the whole alphabet.  Can't have FBI without ABC, am I right?"
 
2022-08-09 9:25:54 AM  
He needs to find someone he trusts to read it to him. The print is too small for his weak eyes.
 
2022-08-09 9:26:09 AM  

Glitchwerks: SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.

Since when has he ever listened to the advice of others?


^This.gif

Trump is a megalomaniac who has always wanted to be in the limelight. Well, you wanted it, so here you go.

No refunds!
 
2022-08-09 9:26:43 AM  

shastacola: SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.

I'm guessing he doesn't need to be told that it would be a bad idea.


He needed to be told not to look directly at the sun during the eclipse, and he did it anyway.

This is not a very smart man.

I assume his lawyers immediately took the paperwork from him and hid it so he can't broadcast it to the world.
 
2022-08-09 9:26:49 AM  
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Here is a new photo of the FBI retrieving records from Mar-a-Lago. Pray for them when phase 2 begins.
 
2022-08-09 9:27:22 AM  
1 VHS of Howard Stern's Butt Bongo Fiesta
 
2022-08-09 9:27:26 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.


Who's have a tougher time scraping the underside of the barrel for lawyers these days?  Scalpatine or Alex Jones?
 
2022-08-09 9:28:45 AM  
When do we find out Investigators from Ny State and City were part of the team?
 
2022-08-09 9:30:06 AM  

Glitchwerks: SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.

Since when has he ever listened to the advice of others?


When the contents of the safe are so illegal even he knows it (ie videos from Epstein's parties).

He's harping on the safe way too much for it to just be paperwork.
 
2022-08-09 9:30:24 AM  
He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.
 
2022-08-09 9:30:25 AM  
The part of this that is most infuriating is that the entire right-wing has decided that this means the FBI is "Marxist" now, and they're hyping themselves up to fight a civil war based on Trump insisting that this is a sign that America has fallen and they need to take it back from the "Socialists" and "Marxists" and "CCCP" and all that other "we don't know what these words mean but they sure are scary!" crap that they endlessly vomit.

I fear we're getting close to the breaking point, and we're not going to have an election for President. I have a legitimate concern that a bunch of these violent, hateful, Nazi schmucks are going to try to roll up to the White House when they get organized enough, and try to take it by force. They sure talk about that, and many other "kill all the non-conservatives/non-whites/non-Christians" topics a lot.

This isn't a damn joke anymore, folks. They mean to take this country as their own and eliminate anyone who would disagree with their twisted, hate-soaked ideology. The raid on Trump got them riled up again, and it won't take much more for them to work up the courage to attempt another coup, or just straight-up start their "forever purge" that they've been itching to engage in for a long, long time now.

They've gotten to the re-re-rebranding stage with their new version of Christian Nationalism, which is really the same as the old version but a lot more open about their desire for fascist authoritarianism and genocide.

If Trump takes a fall, they'll move to protect him or, failing that, avenge him. You can probably count on it.
 
2022-08-09 9:30:53 AM  

shastacola: SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.

I'm guessing he doesn't need to be told that it would be a bad idea.


DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
 
2022-08-09 9:30:59 AM  

NewportBarGuy: He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.


That doesn't stop a criminal investigation.
 
2022-08-09 9:31:22 AM  
I understand not wanting anyone with top secret access to take the stand (discovery is a biatch).

However, fark this guy and all the nazi's he rode in on.  He's a shill for wall st/russian mafia anyways
 
2022-08-09 9:31:25 AM  

WilderKWight: You can probably count on it.


Probably? They have guaranteed it, in writing.
 
2022-08-09 9:32:07 AM  

stoli n coke: Glitchwerks: SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.

Since when has he ever listened to the advice of others?

When the contents of the safe are so illegal even he knows it (ie videos from Epstein's parties).

He's harping on the safe way too much for it to just be paperwork.


It's probably full of prescription Sudafed or other amphetamines.

That's why he spent damn near every weekend at his own properties.

Gotta refill the snort stash.
 
2022-08-09 9:32:15 AM  

This Honkey Grandma Be Trippin': Jokes on y'all. The FBI was just there for that delicious Mar-a-Lago omelette bar where the ketchup flows freely.
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It looks so exclusive and classy, like a shiatty golf club in heaven would look like.
 
2022-08-09 9:32:30 AM  
It's hard to fund-raise off of "These are the specific crimes that the DOJ is targeting me for" or, alternatively "These are the specific crimes other people have committed that the DOJ was so strongly convinced I was obstructing that they took the unprecedented step of executing a search warrant on a former President."
 
2022-08-09 9:32:33 AM  

stoli n coke: NewportBarGuy: He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.

That doesn't stop a criminal investigation.


He doesn't know that, that's why he ran before.

If he doesn't know something, he can never un-not-know it.
 
2022-08-09 9:32:43 AM  

NewportBarGuy: He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.


It would be hard to imagine anything that would seem more desperate right now. Do it.
 
2022-08-09 9:33:10 AM  
Fox News having epic melt down. Good.
 
2022-08-09 9:33:34 AM  

WilderKWight: The part of this that is most infuriating is that the entire right-wing has decided that this means the FBI is "Marxist" now, and they're hyping themselves up to fight a civil war based on Trump insisting that this is a sign that America has fallen and they need to take it back from the "Socialists" and "Marxists" and "CCCP" and all that other "we don't know what these words mean but they sure are scary!" crap that they endlessly vomit.

I fear we're getting close to the breaking point, and we're not going to have an election for President. I have a legitimate concern that a bunch of these violent, hateful, Nazi schmucks are going to try to roll up to the White House when they get organized enough, and try to take it by force. They sure talk about that, and many other "kill all the non-conservatives/non-whites/non-Christians" topics a lot.

This isn't a damn joke anymore, folks. They mean to take this country as their own and eliminate anyone who would disagree with their twisted, hate-soaked ideology. The raid on Trump got them riled up again, and it won't take much more for them to work up the courage to attempt another coup, or just straight-up start their "forever purge" that they've been itching to engage in for a long, long time now.

They've gotten to the re-re-rebranding stage with their new version of Christian Nationalism, which is really the same as the old version but a lot more open about their desire for fascist authoritarianism and genocide.

If Trump takes a fall, they'll move to protect him or, failing that, avenge him. You can probably count on it.


DC's a majority black city. Most of the MAGAt faithful have panic attacks when they take the wrong exit and end up in a minority neighborhood.
 
2022-08-09 9:33:35 AM  

LarryDan43: He needs to find someone he trusts to read it to him. The print is too small for his weak eyes.


Also, the raid happened yesterday.

We all know how well he fares with the y-word.
 
2022-08-09 9:34:52 AM  
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2022-08-09 9:36:06 AM  

WilderKWight: The part of this that is most infuriating is that the entire right-wing has decided that this means the FBI is "Marxist" now, and they're hyping themselves up to fight a civil war based on Trump insisting that this is a sign that America has fallen and they need to take it back from the "Socialists" and "Marxists" and "CCCP" and all that other "we don't know what these words mean but they sure are scary!" crap that they endlessly vomit.

I fear we're getting close to the breaking point, and we're not going to have an election for President. I have a legitimate concern that a bunch of these violent, hateful, Nazi schmucks are going to try to roll up to the White House when they get organized enough, and try to take it by force. They sure talk about that, and many other "kill all the non-conservatives/non-whites/non-Christians" topics a lot.

This isn't a damn joke anymore, folks. They mean to take this country as their own and eliminate anyone who would disagree with their twisted, hate-soaked ideology. The raid on Trump got them riled up again, and it won't take much more for them to work up the courage to attempt another coup, or just straight-up start their "forever purge" that they've been itching to engage in for a long, long time now.

They've gotten to the re-re-rebranding stage with their new version of Christian Nationalism, which is really the same as the old version but a lot more open about their desire for fascist authoritarianism and genocide.

If Trump takes a fall, they'll move to protect him or, failing that, avenge him. You can probably count on it.


Most of them don't have the balls the second they face any actual opposition.
 
2022-08-09 9:36:24 AM  
I wonder what Trump was frantically flushing down the toilet while the FBI agents were at the front door?
 
2022-08-09 9:36:49 AM  

stoli n coke: NewportBarGuy: He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.

That doesn't stop a criminal investigation.


Correct. Also if he declares it stops the RNC from paying his legal bills ($3 million and rising so far!) and cuts his access to all but $5000 of his slush fund PAC. Not that he cares about laws and rules or anything, but losing access to cash and free lawyers, that might cause him to delay announcing until after the midterms.

But after the raid? The Republicans can't control him, he's a loose cannon, ready to fire!
 
2022-08-09 9:37:01 AM  

This Honkey Grandma Be Trippin': Jokes on y'all. The FBI was just there for that delicious Mar-a-Lago omelette bar where the ketchup flows freely.
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ketchup flows freely... down the walls
 
2022-08-09 9:37:42 AM  
He won't release the search warrant and inventory because he did nothing wrong. Chexmix, libardos.
 
2022-08-09 9:37:49 AM  

wxboy: WilderKWight: The part of this that is most infuriating is that the entire right-wing has decided that this means the FBI is "Marxist" now, and they're hyping themselves up to fight a civil war based on Trump insisting that this is a sign that America has fallen and they need to take it back from the "Socialists" and "Marxists" and "CCCP" and all that other "we don't know what these words mean but they sure are scary!" crap that they endlessly vomit.

I fear we're getting close to the breaking point, and we're not going to have an election for President. I have a legitimate concern that a bunch of these violent, hateful, Nazi schmucks are going to try to roll up to the White House when they get organized enough, and try to take it by force. They sure talk about that, and many other "kill all the non-conservatives/non-whites/non-Christians" topics a lot.

This isn't a damn joke anymore, folks. They mean to take this country as their own and eliminate anyone who would disagree with their twisted, hate-soaked ideology. The raid on Trump got them riled up again, and it won't take much more for them to work up the courage to attempt another coup, or just straight-up start their "forever purge" that they've been itching to engage in for a long, long time now.

They've gotten to the re-re-rebranding stage with their new version of Christian Nationalism, which is really the same as the old version but a lot more open about their desire for fascist authoritarianism and genocide.

If Trump takes a fall, they'll move to protect him or, failing that, avenge him. You can probably count on it.

Most of them don't have the balls the second they face any actual opposition.


You mean a civil war isn't like carrying an AR-15 to intimidate the barista making your latte?
 
2022-08-09 9:38:06 AM  

SurfaceTension: I'm guessing his lawyers told him not to do that.


Is he going to listen to a bunch of pointy headed idiots with fancy degrees from "law school"? TFG has a great brain! He doesn't need to be told what to do.
 
2022-08-09 9:38:23 AM  
Obviously because he's still being audited you assholes. He'd tell us if he could!
 
2022-08-09 9:38:37 AM  

WilderKWight: The part of this that is most infuriating is that the entire right-wing has decided that this means the FBI is "Marxist" now, and they're hyping themselves up to fight a civil war based on Trump insisting that this is a sign that America has fallen and they need to take it back from the "Socialists" and "Marxists" and "CCCP" and all that other "we don't know what these words mean but they sure are scary!" crap that they endlessly vomit.

I fear we're getting close to the breaking point, and we're not going to have an election for President. I have a legitimate concern that a bunch of these violent, hateful, Nazi schmucks are going to try to roll up to the White House when they get organized enough, and try to take it by force. They sure talk about that, and many other "kill all the non-conservatives/non-whites/non-Christians" topics a lot.

This isn't a damn joke anymore, folks. They mean to take this country as their own and eliminate anyone who would disagree with their twisted, hate-soaked ideology. The raid on Trump got them riled up again, and it won't take much more for them to work up the courage to attempt another coup, or just straight-up start their "forever purge" that they've been itching to engage in for a long, long time now.

They've gotten to the re-re-rebranding stage with their new version of Christian Nationalism, which is really the same as the old version but a lot more open about their desire for fascist authoritarianism and genocide.

If Trump takes a fall, they'll move to protect him or, failing that, avenge him. You can probably count on it.


Counterpoint:

These people are, by nature, cowards.  That's why they salivate over authoritarian regimes: Authoritarians make all their decisions for them and promise that they won't face consequences.  That's why they were so eager to storm the capital: their authoritarian leader told them it was okay and that they wouldn't face consequences for it.  And for the most part, that second part has been correct.  But if their leader is now facing consequences, and by extension can no longer promise to shield THEM from consequences, then they're just engaging in stochastic terrorism: beating the drums but hoping someone else does the marching because they're too afraid to do it themselves.
 
2022-08-09 9:38:43 AM  

Kris_Romm: I wonder what Trump was frantically flushing down the toilet while the FBI agents were at the front door?


He wasn't there, he was in NY.
 
2022-08-09 9:39:03 AM  

shastacola: Kris_Romm: I wonder what Trump was frantically flushing down the toilet while the FBI agents were at the front door?

He wasn't there, he was in NY.


The question stands.
 
2022-08-09 9:39:14 AM  

stoli n coke: NewportBarGuy: He'll declare his candidacy for the Presidency sometime today.

Book it.

That doesn't stop a criminal investigation.


But now he's too busy running to defend himself.  Unfair!
 
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