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(Yahoo)   Record-breaking heat in the Northeast today may have as its cause several kilotons of hot air that came north after escaping from the mouths of Florida's GOP leaders who have their shorts in a twist about the FBI search at Mar-a-Lago   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line
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1300 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Aug 2022 at 7:46 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 10:44:23 AM  
If only they got that worked up about insurrections.
 
2022-08-09 11:08:32 AM  
Honestly? I blame Hunter Biden for leaving dozens of his laptops everywhere. No one likes a litterbug, dude.
 
2022-08-09 2:42:54 PM  
while people like Hunter Biden

DRINK!

DeSantis is trying to make us believe that he's outraged about this instead of masturbating furiously.
 
2022-08-09 3:13:32 PM  
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2022-08-09 7:50:01 PM  
Senator Rick Scott called for immediate answers from the FBI.

I think you got your answer Monday morning, Rick.
 
2022-08-09 7:50:30 PM  
In other news, Ron DeSantis has announced Florida's economy will completely revolve on the cultivation of Bananas and indentured servitude.
 
2022-08-09 7:51:36 PM  
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2022-08-09 7:51:43 PM  
They could provide video evidence with audio transcript of Man-child selling to the Russians our most guarded secrets and the slobbering subhuman scum otherwise known as MAGArats would not be bothered in the least.

BTW, did you see the losers that camp out of Mara Lago? WTF is wrong with these people, do they not have lives, do they not have jobs, maybe we need to just deport them to the Bikini Atoll and be done with them once and for all.
 
2022-08-09 7:52:04 PM  
That's not how weather works.
 
2022-08-09 7:52:54 PM  

ssa5: They could provide video evidence with audio transcript of Man-child selling to the Russians our most guarded secrets and the slobbering subhuman scum otherwise known as MAGArats would not be bothered in the least.

BTW, did you see the losers that camp out of Mara Lago? WTF is wrong with these people, do they not have lives, do they not have jobs, maybe we need to just deport them to the Bikini Atoll and be done with them once and for all.


Homeless crazy people tend to freeze to death in higher latitudes.
 
2022-08-09 7:53:03 PM  
The cultists are all convinced it's a political hit job with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer pulling the strings.
 
2022-08-09 7:54:22 PM  
You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.
 
2022-08-09 7:54:29 PM  
Brevity is dead
 
2022-08-09 7:55:11 PM  

DarnoKonrad: In other news, Ron DeSantis has announced Florida's economy will completely revolve on the cultivation of Bananas and indentured servitude.


GOP: "Come mister Taliban, tally me bananas; drugged orgy comes, and me wanna go home."
 
2022-08-09 7:55:19 PM  
Biden FORCED Trump to steal those documents and refuse to return them.  Study it out.
 
2022-08-09 7:56:00 PM  

BitwiseShift: You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.


This will be a test of the US Supreme Republican court.
 
2022-08-09 7:56:48 PM  
I know this is not what's happening but I can only hope that the level of hysteria over this will drive any remaining reasonable people out of the party.
 
2022-08-09 7:57:05 PM  

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I had to look at myself in the mirror this morning thinking, "I need to stay calm. Sure, the FBI probably found a copy of the nuclear launch codes in Donnie's safe in an innocuous package ready for sale to the highest bidder, but some farking loophole will let SCOTUS absolve him under white executive privilege and he'll win another election for spite."

If the first time a wealthy, sociopathic white politician actually gets punished for an actual crime because he's innately so goddamn stupid, like swiping a CIA to-do list from the Resolute Desk on his way out, I'll be disappointed.
 
2022-08-09 7:57:07 PM  

ssa5: BTW, did you see the losers that camp out of Mara Lago? WTF is wrong with these people, do they not have lives, do they not have jobs


That what I say to myself at every Trump rally. I mean I know the black guy behind him to his right is being paid to be there but no one else there has jobs or school....I mean jobs?
 
2022-08-09 7:57:10 PM  
Jesus Christ, I'm so sick of hearing about Hunter Biden's laptop. They should just get a laptop and put some mildly racy photos on it and let the GOP have it.
 
2022-08-09 7:58:19 PM  

Mad-n-FL: BitwiseShift: You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.

This will be a test of the US Supreme Republican court.


...which they will fail miserably.
 
2022-08-09 7:59:20 PM  
Your boos mean nothing; I've seen what makes you cheer.
 
2022-08-09 7:59:36 PM  
IT'S METHANE!! SOMEONE LIGHT A MATCH!
 
2022-08-09 7:59:38 PM  

Mad-n-FL: BitwiseShift: You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.

This will be a test of the US Supreme Republican court.


Heh, the new USSR...
 
2022-08-09 7:59:45 PM  
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2022-08-09 8:00:25 PM  

FatherChaos: The cultists are all convinced it's a political hit job with Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer pulling the strings.


Traitor Nancy? The one who refused to send in the Army to stop the Antifa riot at the Capitol? That Nancy?
 
2022-08-09 8:01:43 PM  
I was wondering why it rained for the first time in weeks today.  Damn, that was a lot of tears
 
2022-08-09 8:02:09 PM  
Many of them are raising a stink about it because they know they're complicit in some of the crimes that are being investigated.

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2022-08-09 8:04:16 PM  
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This guy is clearly well-versed in the law. The FBI should think twice about dismissing his demands.
 
2022-08-09 8:06:40 PM  
I had something to say, but one of my crotch fruit stole my phone and exclaimed, "I knew you had an app called Fart!"

Just wanted to share that.
 
2022-08-09 8:07:19 PM  

snowjack: Many of them are raising a stink about it because they know they're complicit in some of the crimes that are being investigated.

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And they'll have to explain what they were doing at Mar A Lardo.
 
2022-08-09 8:08:41 PM  
First it was Alex Jones emails puked to the world by top-gun lawyers. Then Pre-dawn Mar-A-Lago. Now McCarthy is having loose bowels. Deplorables will have to be eradicated like anti-American scum. No complicit Magatrat goes unpunished.
 
2022-08-09 8:09:20 PM  

Mad-n-FL: BitwiseShift: You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.

This will be a test of the US Supreme Republican court.


Maybe. Of course, by the time it gets there, all the indictments and evidence will have been trotted out in public, Trump will have been arrested, and many Republicans might finally start to see him for what he is. In that case, the Court likely won't be quite so willing to hear his cases.
 
2022-08-09 8:09:38 PM  

ChimpMitten: I had something to say, but one of my crotch fruit stole my phone and exclaimed, "I knew you had an app called Fart!"

Just wanted to share that.


This sort of explains why they have to write "keep watching until the end" on 10-second video clips.
 
2022-08-09 8:10:41 PM  
Meanwhile, a big city in Texas is having the three day Jade Helm III experience and we like it.
 
2022-08-09 8:15:11 PM  
Wewewwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
2022-08-09 8:15:33 PM  
one: Do we think Trump was smart enough to know WHICH files would be the best to swipe from the WH?
two: Do we think Trump was able to carry them out of the WH himself?

Remember, he is a narcissist. If this was his idea, the boxes are full of bland press releases with his name mentioned a bunch.

otherwise, someone else is involved.
 
2022-08-09 8:25:12 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: ChimpMitten: I had something to say, but one of my crotch fruit stole my phone and exclaimed, "I knew you had an app called Fart!"

Just wanted to share that.

This sort of explains why they have to write "keep watching until the end" on 10-second video clips.


They say that to make sure they are fully monetizing their videos.

If you hung around me like my dead ancestors cursed to follow my life do, then you would have seen my kids smack me in the balls with my slipper and then stuff said slipper with their dirty underwear, and throw more underwear at me as i try not to engage with their bad behavior.

My deathhead stare telling them to go brush teeth will hopefully give me two minutes to finish writing this.

And they are now fighting with each other about some shiat.

Don't have kids.  There will be a lot of shiat heads needing adoption in the next few years.
 
2022-08-09 8:30:35 PM  

snowjack: Many of them are raising a stink about it because they know they're complicit in some of the crimes that are being investigated.

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That, and maybe mob-boss Donnie has dirt on half of the RNC, and they are afraid of that information getting out.
 
2022-08-09 8:32:28 PM  

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This guy is clearly well-versed in the law. The FBI should think twice about dismissing his demands.


His is not a request to be lightly tossed aside.
 
2022-08-09 8:42:32 PM  
"We need answers NOW. The FBI must explain what they were doing today & why."

Answer: "We felt that there was a security issue, so we investigated. That's what we get paid for."
 
2022-08-09 8:47:41 PM  

Hyjamon: one: Do we think Trump was smart enough to know WHICH files would be the best to swipe from the WH?
two: Do we think Trump was able to carry them out of the WH himself?

Remember, he is a narcissist. If this was his idea, the boxes are full of bland press releases with his name mentioned a bunch.

otherwise, someone else is involved.


Let's see...we have one Burger King cardboard crown, assembled, one copy of a dementia assessment marked in red ink with an "A+++", one headshot of Donald Trump signed...by Donald Trump...
 
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2022-08-09 8:51:38 PM  
The 'probably cause' one of the distinguished gentlemen *hack-spit* should consider is that Trump's actions probably cause lawbreaking on an unprecedented scale for a pol.  More like a mob-boss, albeit one playing in the junior leagues.
 
2022-08-09 9:04:32 PM  
"We need answers NOW.  The FBI must explain what they were doing today and why" --Rick Scott

I think I speak for most of us here when I say that I'm just as eager as you are, Senator, to find out what the FBI removed from Trump's property and why they removed it.

Trump is on record as having said that he was "cooperating" with federal authorities regarding the potentially classified papers that he was holding.  Since all of us here know that when Trump says something, the opposite is frequently the case, my own guess is that someone at the DOJ came under the impression that Trump was obstructing its work, and that for one or another reason that person was able to persuade a judge that it was well past time to get a hold of the papers in question before something bad happened.
 
2022-08-09 9:19:22 PM  

tirob: I think I speak for most of us here when I say that I'm just as eager as you are, Senator, to find out what the FBI removed from Trump's property and why they removed it.


I want to know what they find too but the FBI doesn't owe us anything.
 
2022-08-09 9:33:37 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: Mad-n-FL: BitwiseShift: You steal top secret documents -- you get the chair.

This will be a test of the US Supreme Republican court.

...which they will fail miserably.


It won't matter by then; we'll be back in the US, back in the US, back in the USSR.
 
2022-08-09 9:35:52 PM  

tirob: "We need answers NOW.  The FBI must explain what they were doing today and why" --Rick Scott



Watch it turn out that Rick Scott called in on the FBI tips line. /s
 
2022-08-09 9:49:36 PM  
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2022-08-09 10:25:31 PM  

Your Hind Brain: "We need answers NOW. The FBI must explain what they were doing today & why."

Answer: "We felt that there was a security issue, so we investigated. That's what we get paid for."


That, and they explained it to a judge with enough evidence to get a warrant. That warrant is probably the most airtight warrant on the history of warrants. Both Merrick Garland and director Wray would have to have signed off. I would expect both of them analyzed every single legal aspect with entire legal teams of the best attorneys the country has before they dared to take this to a federal judge.

Anyone else and they would have gone straight to indictment.
 
2022-08-10 1:18:31 AM  

Iggie: snowjack: Many of them are raising a stink about it because they know they're complicit in some of the crimes that are being investigated.

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That, and maybe mob-boss Donnie has dirt on half of the RNC, and they are afraid of that information getting out.


There was a reason it was important to give the security clearance to Kushner, in spite of the fact that any of his attempts to complete an SF86 should have disqualified him. His job in the administration was to collect enough dirt to prevent any pushback, on any issue, and ensure obedience when voting. His secondary job was to extract petrodollars from the middle east.
 
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