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(Local10 WPLG)   Man killed in dune, no giant worms involved   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Police, Dune, Coroner, Death, MARTIN COUNTY, United States, Martin County, Florida, Sand  
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2571 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2022 at 10:20 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 10:23:49 AM  
Redhead in gold lamé Speedo seen, yelling, "I! WILL! KILL! HIM!"
 
2022-08-09 10:33:56 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:34:09 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:36:26 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:41:35 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:50:05 AM  
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Wanted for questioning
 
2022-08-09 10:51:01 AM  
Sand, Wind and Carcass
Youtube rAI0lCy3xtI
 
2022-08-09 10:55:22 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 337x750]


Wut
 
2022-08-09 10:57:54 AM  

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Where is my birthday cake?
 
2022-08-09 10:58:40 AM  
Graboids?

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2022-08-09 10:59:04 AM  

sxacho: drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 337x750]

Wut


It's a real movie on Amazon Prime
 
2022-08-09 10:59:35 AM  

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Wanted for questioning


Every step he takes will be watched
 
2022-08-09 11:00:12 AM  

Snapper Carr: [Fark user image 284x177]

Wanted for questioning


Sting, where is thy death?
 
2022-08-09 11:00:17 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: Graboids?

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Cool movie. It's a shame they never made a sequel.
 
2022-08-09 11:02:12 AM  
He should have put himself in bindu suspension and awaited rescue. This is like Desert Survival 101 people.
 
2022-08-09 11:03:14 AM  
My favorite scene in Dune is when the Sand Worms attack House Attraidies, but are defeated by the father from Family Ties.

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2022-08-09 11:08:02 AM  
Death Beach!  Coming soon to SyFy.   In a world where no one suspects the sand...  Death Beach!  The shifting sands of Death Beach spell destruction!  Who will survive Death Beach?   Minority hot dog cart operator?  No (minority screams).   Evil real estate developer?  No (real estate developer screams).  Horny teen and girlfriend?  of course not! (screams).

Death Beach!  Only the sand scientist can save the beach.   Death Beach!  The sands of time are upon us all!
Death Beach!  Tuesday 4 am on SyFy.  See you bored, insomniac, drunkards then.
 
2022-08-09 11:20:09 AM  

Aardvark Inc.: Graboids?

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Worse

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2022-08-09 11:32:42 AM  
Was it a spice blow?
 
2022-08-09 11:33:49 AM  
Stay off of the dunes
 
2022-08-09 11:36:12 AM  
Would've been a much cooler story with worms
just sayin'
 
2022-08-09 11:37:36 AM  

cwheelie: Would've been a much cooler story with worms
just sayin'


too soon
 
2022-08-09 11:39:17 AM  
So how exactly does a dune "collapse"?  It's a pile of sand.
 
2022-08-09 11:42:46 AM  
"Detectives said no foul play was involved and the victim appears to have been resting underneath a sand dune while taking a video of a sunrise, but the sand dune collapsed trapping him underneath the sand."

So, he continued to rest underneath a sand dune.
 
2022-08-09 11:47:13 AM  

patowen: So how exactly does a dune "collapse"?  It's a pile of sand.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soil_liquefaction
 
2022-08-09 11:48:17 AM  
Sometimes life is a real beach.
 
2022-08-09 11:56:01 AM  
Dude, you have to walk without rhythm.

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2022-08-09 11:59:03 AM  
I'm not saying there were worms.  I'm saying they might be worms.
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2022-08-09 11:59:11 AM  
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2022-08-09 12:07:14 PM  

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Eagerly awaiting the Chuck Tingle rewrite.
 
2022-08-09 12:15:35 PM  
Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.
 
2022-08-09 12:16:38 PM  
Denis Villeneuve has gone too far.
 
2022-08-09 12:18:33 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.


When Jessica drinks the Water of Life, that's still one of the best written psychedelic trips I've ever read. It holds up all these years later.
 
2022-08-09 12:19:07 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.


They tried and failed?
 
2022-08-09 12:21:51 PM  

Tranquil Hegemony: Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.


They tried and failed?
 
2022-08-09 12:22:53 PM  

SouthParkCon: Tranquil Hegemony: Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.

They tried and failed?


*shakes fist*....

I concede the quote to you...
 
2022-08-09 12:24:50 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: Tranquil Hegemony: Investigators are awaiting toxicology results.

That should clarify whether this was a simple case of walking without rhythm vs. ingesting the Water of Life. Many men have tried.

They tried and failed?


They tried and died.
 
2022-08-09 12:27:34 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Sometimes life is a real beach.


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Would have replied half an hour ago but google doesn't know what "island shaped like a woman" means. Finally gave up and asked someone for help.

One of my many attempts:
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2022-08-09 12:42:59 PM  

Aardvark Inc.: Graboids?

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I am so glad someone else thought of that when the headline specifically said worms.
 
2022-08-09 12:46:33 PM  
The Dufus Has Awakened
 
2022-08-09 1:33:57 PM  
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2022-08-09 1:34:21 PM  

Eravior: RogueWallEnthusiast: Sometimes life is a real beach.

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Would have replied half an hour ago but google doesn't know what "island shaped like a woman" means. Finally gave up and asked someone for help.

One of my many attempts:
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Did you try 'Te Fiti'?
 
2022-08-09 2:24:22 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Sometimes life is a real beach.


It's nesting season and I suspect fowl play.
 
2022-08-09 2:48:04 PM  
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Alia grew up nicely.
 
2022-08-09 4:01:21 PM  

Monocultured: drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 337x750]

Eagerly awaiting the Chuck Tingle rewrite.


"Adult Beefswelling: Pounded in the Butt by the Girder Shapes of Ecstasy"

Yes, Herbert really did write some awful crap sometimes. Behold:
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2022-08-09 6:19:56 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Eravior: RogueWallEnthusiast: Sometimes life is a real beach.

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Would have replied half an hour ago but google doesn't know what "island shaped like a woman" means. Finally gave up and asked someone for help.

One of my many attempts:
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Did you try 'Te Fiti'?


Didn't see the movie so I didn't know the connection but Moana results did come up. None of the actual island, of course, but other character images showed up. Google's search algorithm just seems to be getting worse and worse.
 
2022-08-09 7:22:30 PM  

Eravior: RogueWallEnthusiast: Eravior: RogueWallEnthusiast: Sometimes life is a real beach.

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Would have replied half an hour ago but google doesn't know what "island shaped like a woman" means. Finally gave up and asked someone for help.

One of my many attempts:
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Did you try 'Te Fiti'?

Didn't see the movie so I didn't know the connection but Moana results did come up. None of the actual island, of course, but other character images showed up. Google's search algorithm just seems to be getting worse and worse.


Just 'Bing' itbwahahahahah, I couldn't say that sincerely.

/But their image search seems to be better than GIS.
 
2022-08-09 9:05:23 PM  

patowen: So how exactly does a dune "collapse"?  It's a pile of sand.


there's the chance someone walked upon it. or it was weakened by the fellow digging in a little bit for comforts sake and whoosh, down it came. a horrible death.
 
2022-08-10 3:14:22 PM  

TypoFlyspray: Monocultured: drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 337x750]

Eagerly awaiting the Chuck Tingle rewrite.

"Adult Beefswelling: Pounded in the Butt by the Girder Shapes of Ecstasy"

Yes, Herbert really did write some awful crap sometimes. Behold:
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Yawwwwp. It's also worth noting that Herbert wrote that line about a 10 year old child. He really stretched the whole "pre-born" premise so far it screamed.

That said, Chuck is an absolute gift to humanity and that is a title worth of his brilliance.
 
2022-08-10 4:15:53 PM  

TypoFlyspray: Monocultured: drjekel_mrhyde: [Fark user image 337x750]

Eagerly awaiting the Chuck Tingle rewrite.

"Adult Beefswelling: Pounded in the Butt by the Girder Shapes of Ecstasy"

Yes, Herbert really did write some awful crap sometimes. Behold:
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He also totally missed how people will be dressing in 25 thousand years
 
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