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    More: Facepalm, Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, Hillary Rodham Clinton, Eric Trump, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Fox News host Sean Hannity, Palm Beach, Florida, Joe Biden  
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4818 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Aug 2022 at 6:42 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 5:38:31 AM  
fark that guy
 
2022-08-09 5:40:20 AM  
He expects advance notice of an FBI raid.  He thinks they normally send out engraved announcements a week in advance for people like him.
 
2022-08-09 6:06:28 AM  
He's just distraught now that he learned Donnie didn't use the safe to keep *any* of the macaroni pictures he made of the two of them holding hands -- last year.
 
2022-08-09 6:31:45 AM  
I have an idea:

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2022-08-09 6:34:12 AM  
Still won't get you the huggies you desperately crave from daddy.
 
2022-08-09 6:43:50 AM  
always the victims
 
2022-08-09 6:43:57 AM  
In prison, no one can hear you whine
 
2022-08-09 6:44:09 AM  
There is no doubt
 
2022-08-09 6:44:25 AM  
"They took my Wubbie and my cocaine!"
 
2022-08-09 6:44:41 AM  

cretinbob: fark that guy


They usually do
 
2022-08-09 6:46:05 AM  
Never.

Go fark yourself.
 
2022-08-09 6:46:24 AM  

thatboyoverthere: cretinbob: fark that guy

They usually do


Wrong comment but meh. It works.
 
2022-08-09 6:49:33 AM  
I was in an Uber that was playing Hannity last night. The fountain of stupid that comes out of his mouth was quite amazing. I lost track of the number of easily debunked lies within the first five minutes. Hillary Clinton, Comey, Hunter Biden, blah blah blah.

Hannity seems to say the word "literally" a lot.

/Still tipped the Uber driver. He was nice enough.
 
2022-08-09 6:51:10 AM  
Guaranteed they got something on Trump.
Look how fast they ran with the "National Archives" excuse.
The FBI is mute.. So it the DOJ.
Only the Trumps are squealing right now.
 
2022-08-09 6:51:54 AM  
The gums are cryin'.

*epic blues lick*
 
2022-08-09 6:51:55 AM  
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2022-08-09 6:52:10 AM  

vudukungfu: In prison, no one can hear you whine


I'm pretty sure they can hear you whine.  I'm also fairly certain whining is something you don't want to do.
 
2022-08-09 6:54:07 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: I was in an Uber that was playing Hannity last night. The fountain of stupid that comes out of his mouth was quite amazing. I lost track of the number of easily debunked lies within the first five minutes. Hillary Clinton, Comey, Hunter Biden, blah blah blah.

Hannity seems to say the word "literally" a lot.

/Still tipped the Uber driver. He was nice enough.


If your driver was listening to Sean Hannity, he wasn't "nice enough" at all.
 
2022-08-09 6:54:34 AM  
The innocent (at least for Whites) have nothing to fear from the Law.
 
2022-08-09 6:56:52 AM  
I wonder if the people who spent decades gaslighting their base are happy now that their work is being used just so people don't break out into gales of derisive laughter at "Trump worked so hard for this country."
 
2022-08-09 6:56:55 AM  
Today's quote from the Quote of the Day app is SO spot on, it kills me!  I will be posting this around the appropriate threads.

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2022-08-09 6:58:44 AM  

Licinius Crassus: Guaranteed they got something on Trump.
Look how fast they ran with the "National Archives" excuse.
The FBI is mute.. So it the DOJ.
Only the Trumps are squealing right now.


We're going to find out that Trump kept sensitive documents to sell to the highest bidder, that's my guess.
 
2022-08-09 6:59:15 AM  
By my count, he got at least 3 benefits of the doubt.

1. When he was somehow elected.
2. When he wasn't convicted on his first impeachment. "He learned his lesson", I believe was the justification for voting yo acquit.
3. When he wasn't convicted on his 2nd impeachment. "He's not even president anymore", was the excuse that time.

I venture that Trump has had hundreds of 2nd, 3rd, etc. chances, and has become given the benefit of the doubt at least as many times.

That debt is well past due.
 
2022-08-09 6:59:32 AM  
Hunter Biden pleaded guilty it looks like, and worked out a plea deal, Ewwic. What's your daddy's excuse?
 
2022-08-09 7:00:11 AM  
He's already been asking where he can get a new  identity, not realizing people are going to know the truth when they meet "I'M DERIC!"
 
2022-08-09 7:00:31 AM  
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2022-08-09 7:00:57 AM  
Listening to any of TFG's spawn talk about Hunter Biden's alleged corruption, criminality and nepotism is like listening to the Pot call the Kettle the N-word.
 
2022-08-09 7:01:36 AM  
Oh, yeah, the great "political persecution" of being held accountable for classified documents you've definitely stolen and possibly shared with third parties.  Where does the DoJ get off?!  Well, hopefully they get off on locking up your worthless father.
 
2022-08-09 7:01:38 AM  
Can't wait til tonight, when Uday is on hour 25 of his post-raid coke binge.
 
2022-08-09 7:02:08 AM  

here to help: The gums are cryin'.

*epic blues lick*


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2022-08-09 7:05:37 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Officer Barrelroll: I was in an Uber that was playing Hannity last night. The fountain of stupid that comes out of his mouth was quite amazing. I lost track of the number of easily debunked lies within the first five minutes. Hillary Clinton, Comey, Hunter Biden, blah blah blah.

Hannity seems to say the word "literally" a lot.

/Still tipped the Uber driver. He was nice enough.

If your driver was listening to Sean Hannity, he wasn't "nice enough" at all.


I'm chalking it up to the area where I'm working. Most likely he thought it was what his passengers wanted to hear.

It wasn't like he was commenting on it or saying anything to me about the show.
 
2022-08-09 7:06:12 AM  
Does Eric actually work? Does he do anything but whine?
In my opinion, he's a total waste of oxygen.
 
2022-08-09 7:06:51 AM  
My favorite part is where they act like they're such upstanding citizens when they're so shiatty of human beings essentially their whole family has been barred from running a charity.
 
2022-08-09 7:07:02 AM  

shastacola: Licinius Crassus: Guaranteed they got something on Trump.
Look how fast they ran with the "National Archives" excuse.
The FBI is mute.. So it the DOJ.
Only the Trumps are squealing right now.

We're going to find out that Trump kept sensitive documents to sell to the highest bidder, that's my guess.


All his potential buyers are going to go 'Sorry, your son-in-law already sold us all of those documents.'
 
2022-08-09 7:07:32 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Officer Barrelroll: I was in an Uber that was playing Hannity last night. The fountain of stupid that comes out of his mouth was quite amazing. I lost track of the number of easily debunked lies within the first five minutes. Hillary Clinton, Comey, Hunter Biden, blah blah blah.

Hannity seems to say the word "literally" a lot.

/Still tipped the Uber driver. He was nice enough.

If your driver was listening to Sean Hannity, he wasn't "nice enough" at all.


Depending on the location (and complexion) of the rider, I could see an Uber driver playing Hannity only as a method of procuring a bigger tip. MAGAts love slithering with one another.
 
2022-08-09 7:08:56 AM  
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2022-08-09 7:09:09 AM  
"And yet Hunter Biden, he did firearms crimes, prostitution, illegal drugs, you know, shady deals with everybody around the world. And by the way, it's all in his laptop for the whole world to see," Trump said

Again with the laptop.

That thing is like zombo.com for conservatives.
 
2022-08-09 7:10:04 AM  

Flowery Twats: Does Eric actually work? Does he do anything but whine?
In my opinion, he's a total waste of oxygen.


Like his father, he goes to into the office and plays business.
They replaced his office phone with a Fisher-Price in 2009, and he hasn't noticed yet.
 
2022-08-09 7:10:22 AM  

Flowery Twats: Does Eric actually work? Does he do anything but whine?
In my opinion, he's a total waste of oxygen.


Oh, he "works", and when he does a particularly good job, his "work product" is given a gold star and displayed on the refrigerator!
 
2022-08-09 7:10:32 AM  
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/stop breaking the law, asshoooooooles
 
2022-08-09 7:11:31 AM  
Bu..Bu..Bu.... LAW & ORDER!!
 
2022-08-09 7:15:03 AM  
Going back to 2016, of all the things that I thought would have kneecapped Trump in the primaries, was his record in Atlantic City. He built three casinos there, all of which were failures. When Trump left Atlantic City, it seemed he left the city worse off than when he started his businesses there.

His business skills showed what a shiatty person he is, and I hope his criminality leads to the FBI raiding Trump tower as well.
 
2022-08-09 7:16:21 AM  

Flowery Twats: Does Eric actually work? Does he do anything but whine?
In my opinion, he's a total waste of oxygen.


He's the lowest form of Ligger, he Ligs of his Ligging Dad.
 
2022-08-09 7:17:52 AM  
You know who else was always trying to lock up their political opponents?

Like every dictator ever.

(Yeah yeah, Trump really did do something bad.  So they all say)
 
2022-08-09 7:19:51 AM  
eric: "no family has ever taken so many arrows in the back as..."

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2022-08-09 7:20:27 AM  
The GOP in 2016: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2017: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2018: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2019: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2020: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2021: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!
The GOP in 2022: "WELL ACKSHULLY, a criminal investigation into a former presidential candidate is very, very concerning."
 
2022-08-09 7:21:50 AM  
I'm shocked Don Jr. (aka Vince McMahon's son) didn't eat a self-fed bullet the moment the agents crashed the gates.
 
2022-08-09 7:23:10 AM  
Sgt Otter:

No.  The biggest idiot in the history of politics and an angry mob were chanting "lock her up."  Not the Republican Party


We need leaders that do better than idiotic and angry mob style
 
2022-08-09 7:24:11 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: "And yet Hunter Biden, he did firearms crimes, prostitution, illegal drugs, you know, shady deals with everybody around the world. And by the way, it's all in his laptop for the whole world to see," Trump said

Again with the laptop.

That thing is like zombo.com for conservatives.


Zombo.com  Now there is a name I have not heard...
 
2022-08-09 7:24:21 AM  

shastacola: Licinius Crassus: Guaranteed they got something on Trump.
Look how fast they ran with the "National Archives" excuse.
The FBI is mute.. So it the DOJ.
Only the Trumps are squealing right now.

We're going to find out that Trump kept sensitive documents to sell to the highest bidder, that's my guess.


Or incriminating documents.
 
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