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(ESPN)   Aaron Rodgers marks off a couple more spaces on the Insufferable Douchebag bingo card   (espn.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Green Bay Packers, Aaron Rodgers' use, National Hockey League, Ayahuasca, Associated Press, violation of the NFL, hallucinogenic drink ayahuasca, NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy  
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1286 clicks; posted to Sports » on 09 Aug 2022 at 5:42 AM (17 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 5:56:53 AM  
A hallucinogenic drink? Not in violation of the NFL drug policy? Can I pickup a bottle at 7-11?
 
2022-08-09 5:59:37 AM  
Failing to see the issue here. There's enough other stuff to lean on, but this is just 'eating crackers like he owns the place'. Potentially violated the rules? Maybe. But are they good rules?
 
2022-08-09 7:24:03 AM  
I bet $10k he heard about it from Joe Rogan.
 
2022-08-09 7:36:53 AM  
Cue the Family Guy Color Chart for review by the NFL of questionable drug violations.
 
2022-08-09 7:39:47 AM  
"Tripping balls" is on the Insufferable Douchebag Bingo card?
 
2022-08-09 7:44:03 AM  
It's not like he killed a guy, right Ray Lewis?
 
2022-08-09 8:24:04 AM  
Mighty white of the league.
 
2022-08-09 8:37:03 AM  
If he weren't already an insufferable douchebag, this probably wouldn't rate. But here we are.
 
2022-08-09 8:37:09 AM  
Paging Josh Gordon
 
2022-08-09 8:49:59 AM  

GoldSpider: "Tripping balls" is on the Insufferable Douchebag Bingo card?


No, but having your small violation go away because you're a high profile white player certainly could be
 
2022-08-09 8:54:53 AM  
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2022-08-09 9:09:00 AM  
I get to use this AGAIN?  Wow.

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2022-08-09 9:19:12 AM  
Hey if the dude wants to practice dildocolonic cleansing with a hallucinogenic chaser in the off season that's nobodies business but his own.

/NFL: yeah uh were not touching that
 
2022-08-09 9:38:48 AM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: GoldSpider: "Tripping balls" is on the Insufferable Douchebag Bingo card?

No, but having your small violation go away because you're a high profile white player certainly could be


That's the league's fault.
 
2022-08-09 9:49:55 AM  

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Yes, but ayahuasca is all natural - kind of like cyanide or being eaten by a bear.
 
2022-08-09 9:51:39 AM  

assjuice: I bet $10k he heard about it from Joe Rogan.


More likely from his clay-eating fiance
 
2022-08-09 9:53:08 AM  
URL of linked article: https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34371733/nfl-says-green-bay-packers-qb-aaron-rodgers-use-ayahuasca-violate-drug-policy

Headline of article:  NFL says Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers' use of ayahuasca didn't violate drug policy

Seem to be sending mixed messages there, ESPN.
 
2022-08-09 9:54:06 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Cue the Family Guy Color Chart for review by the NFL of questionable drug violations.


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Don't do that after having consumed the drink, the chart will look like this
 
2022-08-09 10:13:49 AM  

UNC_Samurai: assjuice: I bet $10k he heard about it from Joe Rogan.

More likely from his clay-eating fiance


They broke up.  He's now dating an ayahuasca shaman who calls herself Blu of Earth.
 
2022-08-09 10:24:41 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:37:28 AM  
I miss the time when I actually liked Rodgers...
 
2022-08-09 10:39:06 AM  
People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
-Mitch Hedberg
 
2022-08-09 10:41:36 AM  
If Aaron Rogers wants to lose in the playoffs while tripping balls, he can go right ahead.
 
2022-08-09 10:43:15 AM  
I represent the not insignificant portion of Broncos fandom that is quite relieved A.A. Ron didn't end up in Denver.
 
2022-08-09 11:00:50 AM  

Rapmaster2000: UNC_Samurai: assjuice: I bet $10k he heard about it from Joe Rogan.

More likely from his clay-eating fiance

They broke up.  He's now dating an ayahuasca shaman who calls herself Blu of Earth.


pretty safe bet she also eats clay.
 
2022-08-09 11:25:22 AM  

WhiskeySticks: People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
-Mitch Hedberg


Whoa... I'm a big Mitch fan, and that bit doesn't sound familiar. Is there an album or special that's from?
 
2022-08-09 11:47:05 AM  

dascott: If Aaron Rogers wants to lose in the playoffs while tripping balls, he can go right ahead.


A pitcher for the Pittsburg Pirates named Dock Ellis said he threw a no hitter in 1970 while tripping on acid, and maybe QAron Rodgers can find success while playing a football game on Ayahuasca.
 
2022-08-09 11:55:43 AM  

wiski: I miss the time when I actually liked Rodgers...


I can honestly say I've never been a fan.

Something about the dude struck me as off when he was drafted...
 
2022-08-09 12:11:46 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: GoldSpider: "Tripping balls" is on the Insufferable Douchebag Bingo card?

No, but having your small violation go away because you're a high profile white player certainly could be


They said this wouldn't have picked up on the approved drug tests. In other words, no violation regardless of race. I think even the NFLPA would show some balls if the NFL started suspending players for drug usage without supporting drug test results.
 
2022-08-09 12:34:11 PM  
Has he tried DMT?
 
2022-08-09 1:10:51 PM  
soupafi

Has he tried DMT?

That's the active ingredient in Ayahuasca....Pol tab is 7 to the right, you're lost.

If anyone is interested Wade Davis' "One River" has some interesting insight on Ayahuasca. There is also Rick Strassman's "The Spirit Molecule" which is a series of clinical experiences with DMT. Judging by the comments here, literacy might be a problem, fortunately these are both on audio books. DMT is an endogenous substance by the way....

https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/wade-davis-why-ayahuasca-is-still-having-a-moment-20151027/
 
2022-08-09 1:14:30 PM  
 
2022-08-09 1:34:42 PM  

WhiskeySticks: People associate long hair with drug use. I wish people associated long hair with something other than drug use, like an extreme longing for cake. And then strangers would see a long haired guy and say, "That guy eats cake!" "He is on bundt cake!" Mothers saying to their daughters, "Don't bring the cake eater over here anymore. He smells like flour. Did you see how excited he got when he found out your birthday was fast approaching?"
-Mitch Hedberg


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2022-08-09 1:44:39 PM  

assjuice: I bet $10k he heard about it from Joe Rogan.


Not before asking what college Ivor Mectin was from.
 
2022-08-09 1:57:26 PM  
Who does he think he is, Dock Ellis?
 
2022-08-09 2:08:53 PM  

New Age Redneck: soupafi

Has he tried DMT?

That's the active ingredient in Ayahuasca....Pol tab is 7 to the right, you're lost.

If anyone is interested Wade Davis' "One River" has some interesting insight on Ayahuasca. There is also Rick Strassman's "The Spirit Molecule" which is a series of clinical experiences with DMT. Judging by the comments here, literacy might be a problem, fortunately these are both on audio books. DMT is an endogenous substance by the way....

https://www.mensjournal.com/adventure/wade-davis-why-ayahuasca-is-still-having-a-moment-20151027/


Whoa.  That's crazy, man.  You ever try DMT?
 
2022-08-09 5:32:42 PM  
Rapmaster2000

You ever try DMT?

You ever try dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin or endorphins?
 
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