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(Politicus USA)   Steve Bannon is afraid   (politicususa.com) divider line
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5808 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Aug 2022 at 2:20 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 12:15:35 AM  
The suspense of watching the republiKlan party circle the drain is terrible. I hope it will last.
 
2022-08-09 12:25:30 AM  
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2022-08-09 1:08:30 AM  

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Good job 👍
 
2022-08-09 2:23:15 AM  
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2022-08-09 2:24:25 AM  
I need to call my doctor.
With all this news, it's been more than 4 hours with this erection
 
2022-08-09 2:25:54 AM  
Could they incite one stochastic terrorist to assassinate one high-ranking Democrat in order to create a diversion? And then another?
 
2022-08-09 2:31:44 AM  
Uh... "They're scared to death about Trump, the guy that laid out the effort to try to steal the 2020 election."

Is this a confirmation?
 
2022-08-09 2:32:51 AM  

Seamer: Uh... "They're scared to death about Trump, the guy that laid out the effort to try to steal the 2020 election."

Is this a confirmation?


Sure sounds like it.
 
2022-08-09 2:34:19 AM  
Choke on it you treasonous fark stick.

This isn't a weaponized FBI. This is an FBI enforcing the law. Take the easy way out and shoot yourself. Throw yourself on the sword and redeem any honor you can salvage for selling this country out for Him.
 
2022-08-09 2:34:28 AM  

Seamer: Uh... "They're scared to death about Trump, the guy that laid out the effort to try to steal the 2020 election."

Is this a confirmation?


He said the quiet part out loud?
 
2022-08-09 2:38:01 AM  
Steve Bannon Melts Down On Fox News Over The FBI Raiding Trump

Steve Bannon should be melted down. The amount of rendered creosote we'd get could make enough railroad ties to circle the entire farking globe a dozen times.
 
2022-08-09 2:39:10 AM  

GypsyJoker: Steve Bannon Melts Down On Fox News Over The FBI Raiding Trump

Steve Bannon should be melted down. The amount of rendered creosote we'd get could make enough railroad ties to circle the entire farking globe a dozen times.


Yeah but can you imagine the smell?
 
2022-08-09 2:40:10 AM  

GypsyJoker: Steve Bannon Melts Down On Fox News Over The FBI Raiding Trump

Steve Bannon should be melted down. The amount of rendered creosote we'd get could make enough railroad ties to circle the entire farking globe a dozen times.


Railroader here. Concrete ties are preferred these days.
 
2022-08-09 2:45:28 AM  
Alcohol withdrawal while in prison doesn't seem like a lotta fun, so Bannon's got that going for him.

/which is nice
 
2022-08-09 2:45:31 AM  
There is a universe that exists where trump accepted losing the 2020 election and retired to the public speaking circuit. Where he could have made lots of money and influenced the next Republican candidate without having to do the work of being the president.

Yet he chose this route for some stupid reason (his ego)
 
2022-08-09 2:48:53 AM  
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2022-08-09 2:49:20 AM  
Oh Steve.

If the FBI was the Gestapo, they would have long ago made a show of arresting and terminating a seditionist piece of shiat üntermensch like you.
 
2022-08-09 2:52:25 AM  

neapoi: GypsyJoker: Steve Bannon Melts Down On Fox News Over The FBI Raiding Trump

Steve Bannon should be melted down. The amount of rendered creosote we'd get could make enough railroad ties to circle the entire farking globe a dozen times.

Yeah but can you imagine the smell?


I've cleaned out industrial grease traps. Do your worst.
 
2022-08-09 2:56:18 AM  
That Incel cult he has going in that weird Italian monastery is going to be sturck by obscene panic if their spiritual and political leader had too many public meltdowns. That place was training and churning out self-described Fascist lobbyists for corporate and public policy, mostly from Ivy League and EU equivalent pedigrees. They have no idea how to actually get anything done themselves, except backstab, rant, and masturbate.
 
2022-08-09 3:00:57 AM  
Everyone: Defund the police

Republicans: Never!

2022: *police investigate illegal activity*

Republicans: Defund the police!
 
2022-08-09 3:03:18 AM  

Squik2: Everyone: Defund the police

Republicans: Never!

2022: *police investigate illegal activity*

Republicans: Defund the police!


Right.  They want the police to commit crimes, not investigate them.
 
2022-08-09 3:04:50 AM  
"They're scared to death about Trump, the guy that laid out the effort to try to steal the 2020 election."

Every accusation admission is an admission.
 
2022-08-09 3:05:43 AM  
ok i've changed my mind. bannon and trump go to prison and the crowd roars. don't let me down
 
2022-08-09 3:06:55 AM  
guillotine every member of the house and senate and start over. that would be a start
 
2022-08-09 3:07:15 AM  

fragMasterFlash: The suspense of watching the republiKlan party circle the drain is terrible. I hope it will last.


It helps if you've had edging practice, delay the inevitable climax of pure ecstasy when the ball finally drops and they explode in a spray like a volcano.

And people think the GQP isn't kinky.
 
2022-08-09 3:07:51 AM  
Mettaton - Oh Yes
Youtube GHQ6ba-n12E
 
2022-08-09 3:10:36 AM  
Zip your cockhole you bloated slob.
 
2022-08-09 3:11:12 AM  
I can just imagine Bannon, after imbibing many bowls of toilet wine, calling the Fox Newz morning show from jail and screaming insane vitriol at them. Even those orange-nosers will give him the hook.

Which leaves LindellTV I guess. lol
 
2022-08-09 3:12:09 AM  
Stay contemptuous, Steve.
 
2022-08-09 3:17:23 AM  
Of course he's afraid -- The insanity! Republicans not being above the law?
That is not the America he knows and loves.
 
2022-08-09 3:31:16 AM  
Anyone who regularly talked with Alex Jones should be worried.
 
2022-08-09 3:41:55 AM  

stoli n coke: Anyone who regularly talked with Alex Jones should be worried.


When the politicians and police staffg who passed classified and confidential documents to Amon Bundy get in trouble, then regular confidantes of Alex Jones should be worried. This is just Carlson feeling sad his phone mioght ring during a golf game and Alan Dershowitz will tell him to anwser it instead of letting it go to voice mail. And he knows Dersh will take that moment to kick his ball out of the rough.
 
2022-08-09 3:44:42 AM  
ah, a human carbuncle speaks. call the circus.
 
2022-08-09 3:47:45 AM  
No, he always sweats like that.
 
2022-08-09 4:27:27 AM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: No, he always sweats like that.


Yeah, how would anyone even know? Can he get any greasier than he already is?
 
2022-08-09 4:37:53 AM  

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2022-08-09 4:38:54 AM  

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There's the money shot...
 
2022-08-09 4:43:42 AM  
Hey, you know who we should interview about that criminal who just got raided by the FBI?

Another criminal.

No, wait, another criminal who is an accomplice.

That seems perfectly journalism-like.
 
2022-08-09 4:46:14 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Choke on it you treasonous fark stick.

This isn't a weaponized FBI. This is an FBI enforcing the law. Take the easy way out and shoot yourself. Throw yourself on the sword and redeem any honor you can salvage for selling this country out for Him.


He never had any honor, so he'll just go on being poison until somebody crushes him.

Rush Limbaugh, but even more pernicious and without the purifying cancer.
 
2022-08-09 4:49:08 AM  

nakmuay: Alcohol withdrawal while in prison doesn't seem like a lotta fun, so Bannon's got that going for him.

/which is nice


Prune face will get his hands on pruno. With a butt that big, he'll be earning it hand over...fist?
 
2022-08-09 5:21:48 AM  

Alphax: Squik2: Everyone: Defund the police

Republicans: Never!

2022: *police investigate illegal activity*

Republicans: Defund the police!

Right.  They want the police to commit crimes, not investigate them.


Close.

They want elite criminal impunity for rich, white, politically connected criminals. They don't directly care what the police do, but they're happy to abet some sociopathy as red meat for their horrible base.
 
2022-08-09 5:23:18 AM  

erik-k: Alphax: Squik2: Everyone: Defund the police

Republicans: Never!

2022: *police investigate illegal activity*

Republicans: Defund the police!

Right.  They want the police to commit crimes, not investigate them.

Close.

They want elite criminal impunity for rich, white, politically connected criminals. They don't directly care what the police do, but they're happy to abet some sociopathy as red meat for their horrible base.


They ARE their horrible base.
 
2022-08-09 5:56:29 AM  
I don't want him to be scared, I want him to be irrelevant.

/why not both?
 
2022-08-09 5:58:18 AM  
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Looks like lots of co-conspirators are scared.
 
2022-08-09 6:31:36 AM  
Lots of republicans not answering their phones this morning...

Lots of lawyers answering phone calls from "UNKNOWN" this afternoon...
 
2022-08-09 7:21:47 AM  

Ed Grubermann: neapoi: GypsyJoker: Steve Bannon Melts Down On Fox News Over The FBI Raiding Trump

Steve Bannon should be melted down. The amount of rendered creosote we'd get could make enough railroad ties to circle the entire farking globe a dozen times.

Yeah but can you imagine the smell?

I've cleaned out industrial grease traps. Do your worst.


An ex of mine is a plumber and he told me he'd rather clean out a completely clogged toilet of shiat than restaurant grease traps or any clogged garbage disposal.
 
2022-08-09 7:25:58 AM  
"Steve Bannon melts down" is like saying "the fire was on fire"
 
2022-08-09 7:39:21 AM  
Oh, NOW defunding law enforcement is cool?

Y'all just can't help from ripping off black folks' riffs, can you?
 
2022-08-09 7:45:06 AM  

stoli n coke: Anyone who regularly talked with Alex Jones should be worried


That would be true regardless of any trials or mistakenly sent texts.
 
2022-08-09 8:13:48 AM  
Having "law enforcement" which is only on your side is a fundamental requirement of fascism.
 
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