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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Water park closes due to flooding   (fox2now.com) divider line
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2022-08-09 7:25:52 AM  
Finally
The damn near perfect use of the irony tag
 
2022-08-09 8:31:27 AM  
A fire?
 
2022-08-09 8:37:54 AM  
I don't care what any of you say, Alanis Morissette is a national treasure!

/a Canadian national treasure, but a national treasure nonetheless
 
2022-08-09 8:42:32 AM  
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2022-08-09 8:55:31 AM  
I was wondering why the parking lot was full of construction trailers, unless that's for something else.
 
2022-08-09 8:55:47 AM  
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2022-08-09 8:59:12 AM  
 
2022-08-09 9:09:04 AM  

Omnivorous: California has a whole desert closed due to flooding:
https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/death-valley-route-buried-floods-closed-week-88118818


Is it irony or just Alanis?
 
2022-08-09 9:14:04 AM  
That was a crazy rain.
 
2022-08-09 9:30:52 AM  
Waterpark disaster trifecta in play.
Perhaps we can get an Action Park retro story?
Class Action Park | Official Trailer | HBO Max
Youtube mqg48h_uKYM
 
2022-08-09 9:39:38 AM  
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2022-08-09 9:39:53 AM  
FAMILY GUY - LAZY RIVER FAT GUY
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2022-08-09 9:40:18 AM  
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2022-08-09 9:41:50 AM  
The rare water park trifecta is now in play.
 
2022-08-09 9:43:59 AM  

Petite Mel: Waterpark disaster trifecta in play.
Perhaps we can get an Action Park retro story?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mqg48h_uKYM]


That was a good documentary.
 
2022-08-09 9:47:45 AM  

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2022-08-09 10:10:24 AM  
I guess that's better than AIDS in the pool
Frank gives everyone aids- It's always sunny in Philadelphia S12 Ep2
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2022-08-09 10:10:50 AM  
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2022-08-09 10:23:21 AM  

Petite Mel: Waterpark disaster trifecta in play.
Perhaps we can get an Action Park retro story?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mqg48h_uKYM]


CSB: I was just there last weekend (its now called mountain creek, they got rid of the more idiotic rides, but they still have the cliff jump, cannonball, and their rapids ride is top notch).

Grew up going there when it was still the old joint, we called it "Traction Park", and have the scars to show. Its one of those urban legends where it doesn't do it justice in just HOW crazy the place was. People hear the legends and are like, "ok you have to be embellishing". No it was even more nuts than that. The rule was you always took 2 cars there, because someone was going to get hurt, and you didn't want to spoil everyone elses day.

The look my mom would have in her eyes when we would say we were heading there, was like a Mother saying goodbye to her son as he shipped off for the Somme.
 
2022-08-09 10:39:15 AM  

eKonk: I don't care what any of you say, Alanis Morissette is a national treasure!

/a Canadian national treasure, but a national treasure nonetheless


I wish I could have sex with her voice
 
2022-08-09 11:44:27 AM  

MythDragon: eKonk: I don't care what any of you say, Alanis Morissette is a national treasure!

/a Canadian national treasure, but a national treasure nonetheless

I wish I could have sex with her voice


I dunno, she is my age and looks very good still...
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2022-08-09 12:00:20 PM  

electricjebus: That was a crazy rain.


That's how it goes.
 
2022-08-09 12:04:33 PM  

elgrancerdo: MythDragon: eKonk: I don't care what any of you say, Alanis Morissette is a national treasure!

/a Canadian national treasure, but a national treasure nonetheless

I wish I could have sex with her voice

I dunno, she is my age and looks very good still...
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With respect...
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2022-08-09 1:13:55 PM  

baka-san: Finally
The damn near perfect use of the irony tag



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2022-08-09 2:09:30 PM  
Wonder if they have the same insurance company as Ken Ham.
 
2022-08-09 3:56:19 PM  

lilbjorn: Wonder if they have the same insurance company as Ken Ham.


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2022-08-09 4:55:48 PM  

Darth Funjamin: I guess that's better than AIDS in the pool
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American Dad: The power (water) slide
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2022-08-10 8:44:30 AM  

Petite Mel: Waterpark disaster trifecta in play.
Perhaps we can get an Action Park retro story?
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/mqg48h_uKYM]


here you go
Action Point (2018) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures
Youtube ri1Cc3Yz09U
 
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