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5537 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2022 at 6:30 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-09 6:35:45 AM  
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2022-08-09 6:40:48 AM  
Wanted for questioning.

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2022-08-09 6:42:37 AM  
When I first moved into the North Side of Pittsburgh, the neighborhood was pretty bad. There were reports of gunfire at least every other day. If the shooters hit anyone, it was usually an innocent bystander. I seriously considered hosting seminars. I would've taught people things like even though it might look badass to hold a gun tilted to the side, the front sight is there for a reason. Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle. Kids these days.
 
2022-08-09 6:45:07 AM  
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2022-08-09 6:45:56 AM  
I have heard of folks that have never learned to swim, as grew up inland far from water. Heard of folks that can not read ( their parents just have no sense there at all ) as books cost $$. But one last thing I have seen is that sometimes they can not even shoot straight. Who teaches their kid not to shoot straight?

And damn it this is the old USA, if your kid is missing 100 to 1 well  then there ain't no use teaching them something hard like swimmin and learn'n and count'n.
 
2022-08-09 6:45:59 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into the North Side of Pittsburgh, the neighborhood was pretty bad. There were reports of gunfire at least every other day. If the shooters hit anyone, it was usually an innocent bystander. I seriously considered hosting seminars. I would've taught people things like even though it might look badass to hold a gun tilted to the side, the front sight is there for a reason. Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle. Kids these days.


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2022-08-09 6:46:17 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into the North Side of Pittsburgh, the neighborhood was pretty bad. There were reports of gunfire at least every other day. If the shooters hit anyone, it was usually an innocent bystander. I seriously considered hosting seminars. I would've taught people things like even though it might look badass to hold a gun tilted to the side, the front sight is there for a reason. Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle. Kids these days.


Based on the 7 successful shootings this past weekend, looks like your seminars are working!  Plus that air bnb debacle.  Sheesh, good job Ragin'...
 
2022-08-09 6:47:12 AM  

Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into the North Side of Pittsburgh, the neighborhood was pretty bad. There were reports of gunfire at least every other day. If the shooters hit anyone, it was usually an innocent bystander. I seriously considered hosting seminars. I would've taught people things like even though it might look badass to hold a gun tilted to the side, the front sight is there for a reason. Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle. Kids these days.


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2022-08-09 7:12:22 AM  
Revolvers and double barreled shotguns may seem quaint and old fashioned in today's fast paced world, but at least they don't spew shell casings hither and yon for the forensic evidence guys to collect.
 
2022-08-09 7:16:24 AM  

Psychopompous: Revolvers and double barreled shotguns may seem quaint and old fashioned in today's fast paced world, but at least they don't spew shell casings hither and yon for the forensic evidence guys to collect.


Walking up and shooting your intended target is so boomerish.
 
2022-08-09 7:39:30 AM  
Barney Fife and his one shell would do so much better.
 
2022-08-09 8:04:58 AM  
Even in binary, 1 out 7 isn't great.
 
2022-08-09 8:18:53 AM  
We don't even know if the intended victim was hit, it could have been some random.
 
2022-08-09 8:30:31 AM  

hardinparamedic: Ragin' Asian: When I first moved into the North Side of Pittsburgh, the neighborhood was pretty bad. There were reports of gunfire at least every other day. If the shooters hit anyone, it was usually an innocent bystander. I seriously considered hosting seminars. I would've taught people things like even though it might look badass to hold a gun tilted to the side, the front sight is there for a reason. Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle. Kids these days.

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Now there's a classic.

God I'm getting old.
 
2022-08-09 9:53:47 AM  
Extremely unimpressed

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2022-08-09 10:03:09 AM  
...now believed to be in the Portland metropolitan area.

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2022-08-09 11:10:22 AM  
I've still got dad's old 30-ought-six for elk hunting,
but yeah Oregon is dumb, Trumpy and Methy even around Portland
 
2022-08-09 11:46:46 AM  
If they can't be trusted to pump their own gas, they shouldn't be trusted to pump their own lead. It's a miracle the people of Oregon manage to reproduce.
 
2022-08-09 3:13:22 PM  

gbv23: I've still got dad's old 30-ought-six for elk hunting,
but yeah Oregon is dumb, Trumpy and Methy even around Portland


Do you even live in Portland?
 
2022-08-09 3:30:34 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Also, the need to lead a target especially from a moving vehicle.


My rudimentary understanding of physics is, if you're shooting at a stationary target while moving, you would actually need to trail the target to account for the forward vector imparted by your motion.

I have not yet had a chance to test it in theory, but as I know the reverse (having to lead a moving target when shooting from a stationary point) to be true, it follows logically.

Either way..... what a waste of ammo.
 
2022-08-09 3:36:13 PM  

Psychopompous: Revolvers and double barreled shotguns may seem quaint and old fashioned in today's fast paced world, but at least they don't spew shell casings hither and yon for the forensic evidence guys to collect.


With a little forethought*....

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