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(The Daily Beast)   Tucker Carlson reportedly "shiatting himself" over the possibility of his texts with Alex Jones leaking to the public   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2022-08-08 8:57:39 PM  
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2022-08-08 9:48:57 PM  
Bwahahahaha
 
2022-08-08 9:49:38 PM  
I jumped on the grenade and flipping clicked... 'shiatting himself' is in quotes throughout and afaics looks to have been extrapolated from 'a source says could prove highly embarrassing'.
I hope he is shiatting himself, but sadly, not sure linked is any evidence of it.

BUT ... coupla tweets down... search warrants executed at Micky-Lardo.
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2022-08-08 9:52:20 PM  
Im so unprepared for tonight.
 
2022-08-08 9:58:46 PM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


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M'lady...
 
2022-08-08 9:59:45 PM  
And for the rest of us

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2022-08-08 10:01:24 PM  
This expects me to believe that Tucker Carlson is capable of shame.
 
2022-08-08 10:04:18 PM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


Drink more water? I got the umbrella ready 😉
 
2022-08-08 10:07:44 PM  
If it turns out to be true that Alex Jones had kiddie porn on his phone then I hope there is evidence that he was sharing it with Tucker Carlson.

/a fella can still dream, right?
 
2022-08-08 10:09:56 PM  

JerseyTim: This expects me to believe that Tucker Carlson is capable of shame.


Fear is universal possible emotion. Republicans gave up any semblance of shame in the 2nd impeachment with their vote.
 
2022-08-08 10:13:44 PM  
Ok folks I think the orgy can commence.

The green room is for edging only.  Please proceed to the ballroom to expel any stored fluids directly onto the group before you.  Don't worry if you arrive early, there will be passed out farkers on the floor as they were spent a few threads down.  Remember to have fun and to leave who you arrived with.
 
2022-08-08 10:14:43 PM  
I didn't know before the repeated video that maralaro  wasn't actually on the  waterfront.
 
2022-08-08 10:18:22 PM  
Good
 
2022-08-08 10:19:30 PM  
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2022-08-08 10:23:18 PM  
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2022-08-08 10:24:47 PM  
TYT had an interview on with the Sandy Hook parent's lawyer who got those text messages earlier tonight. He confirmed that there was some pretty iffy content, some of which was shared with Roger Stone, and yep, dick pics.

I'm sure they'll have the interview posted later tonight.
 
2022-08-08 10:27:06 PM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


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2022-08-08 10:27:06 PM  
His Magic Bow Tie spins like a clown bowtie, so it should get him extra clean.
 
2022-08-08 10:28:57 PM  

Richard Freckle: Ok folks I think the orgy can commence.

The green room is for edging only.  Please proceed to the ballroom to expel any stored fluids directly onto the group before you.  Don't worry if you arrive early, there will be passed out farkers on the floor as they were spent a few threads down.  Remember to have fun and to leave who you arrived with.


....what if you leave with more than who you arrived with?

I'm just saying, somedudette and I can rock a few worlds at once
 
2022-08-08 10:29:35 PM  

wademh: [Fark user image 423x347]


You mean there's a dry spot?
 
2022-08-08 10:46:59 PM  
Alright, Goddammnit, nobody ray asparagus for awhile
 
2022-08-08 10:55:21 PM  

vudukungfu: Alright, Goddammnit, nobody ray asparagus for awhile


I rayed the asparagus, ray.

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2022-08-08 11:01:26 PM  

somedude210: Richard Freckle: Ok folks I think the orgy can commence.

The green room is for edging only.  Please proceed to the ballroom to expel any stored fluids directly onto the group before you.  Don't worry if you arrive early, there will be passed out farkers on the floor as they were spent a few threads down.  Remember to have fun and to leave who you arrived with.

....what if you leave with more than who you arrived with?

I'm just saying, somedudette and I can rock a few worlds at once


It just means that you should carpool...we have great front row parking for the environmentally conscience and the sexually gifted.
 
2022-08-08 11:06:09 PM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


Just remember to breathe now and then between bouts of laughter.

We can get through this.
 
2022-08-08 11:41:19 PM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


Could you roadtrip over to Lake Mead? They need a refill
 
2022-08-09 12:21:29 AM  
It would be awesome if someone could leak those text message. thanks
 
2022-08-09 12:22:46 AM  
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2022-08-09 12:22:46 AM  
Tucker Carlson raped and murdered a young goat in 1990.
 
2022-08-09 12:23:19 AM  
What percentage of his viewers would believe it? I'm guessing less than 10% sadly.
 
2022-08-09 12:23:31 AM  
I don't think my dick can take much more of this abuse. I'm just about jackin' a bloody stump at this point.
 
2022-08-09 12:24:24 AM  

Demetrius: wademh: [Fark user image 423x347]

You mean there's a dry spot?


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2022-08-09 12:24:26 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: And for the rest of us

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She's gonna fix Lake Mead at this rate.
 
2022-08-09 12:24:55 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x560]


Does Texas have revenge porn laws? I'm guessing no because that would imply women have agency and a right to their own body, but his wife is going for  that phone data too so some revenge porn charges might be nice.
 
2022-08-09 12:25:15 AM  

GardenWeasel: raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.

Could you roadtrip over to Lake Mead? They need a refill


And that's what I get for not reading the rest of the thread first.
 
2022-08-09 12:27:07 AM  

Richard Freckle: Ok folks I think the orgy can commence.


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2022-08-09 12:28:47 AM  

raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.


IDK what I should have expected.  If I could drink alcohol right now, I'd be sipping one hell of a Manhattan.
 
2022-08-09 12:28:53 AM  
"You know what my favorite thing is alex?"
"Whats that tucker?"
"Putting my dick in an empty Swansons tray and imagining im beating a mexican to death"
"Hardcore bro"
 
2022-08-09 12:28:56 AM  
Fark that!
I don't want him embarrassed.
I want him tied  to a stake, burned as a witch, pee'd on to get the fire out and then salt the earth where it happened.
 
2022-08-09 12:29:48 AM  

wademh: raerae1980: Im so unprepared for tonight.

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This is also how I survive weekends at conventions.
 
2022-08-09 12:30:50 AM  

replacementcool: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x560]

Does Texas have revenge porn laws? I'm guessing no because that would imply women have agency and a right to their own body, but his wife is going for  that phone data too so some revenge porn charges might be nice.


Almost every state has a law which forbids revenge porn. Even Texas.

https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-charges/revenge-porn-laws-by-state.html
 
2022-08-09 12:31:09 AM  

Zombie DJ: Fark that!
I don't want him embarrassed.
I want him tied  to a stake, burned as a witch, pee'd on to get the fire out and then salt the earth where it happened.


That's absolutely reprehensible.
Why the Hell would you put the fire out??
 
2022-08-09 12:32:38 AM  

Valter: replacementcool: Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image 425x560]

Does Texas have revenge porn laws? I'm guessing no because that would imply women have agency and a right to their own body, but his wife is going for  that phone data too so some revenge porn charges might be nice.

Almost every state has a law which forbids revenge porn. Even Texas.

https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-charges/revenge-porn-laws-by-state.html


huh, state jail/. I'm ok with that, after he's paid out all the plaintiffs.
 
2022-08-09 12:33:13 AM  

LurkerSupreme: I don't think my dick can take much more of this abuse. I'm just about jackin' a bloody stump at this point.


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2022-08-09 12:36:03 AM  
I like where this is going *giggity giggity*

All riiiiight.
 
2022-08-09 12:36:53 AM  

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Alex Jones is the convenience store burrito version of...

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"Bang my wife, PLEASE!"?

/yuuuck
 
2022-08-09 12:37:30 AM  

Phil McKraken: Tucker Carlson raped and murdered a young goat in 1990.


You have that backwards.
 
2022-08-09 12:38:26 AM  
Fuck Tucker Tucker Sucks
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2022-08-09 12:39:05 AM  
Morewishfull thinking
 
2022-08-09 12:44:57 AM  
tonight, on Cucker:

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2022-08-09 12:46:05 AM  

JerseyTim: This expects me to believe that Tucker Carlson is capable of shame.


It's not shame

It's fear
 
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