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2022-08-08 8:11:35 PM  
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2022-08-08 8:13:13 PM  
I'd try it. Doesn't seem any more strange than those peanut butter cheeseburgers.
 
2022-08-08 8:13:41 PM  
I'd want to split it with someone but I would try it
 
2022-08-08 8:15:40 PM  
This delicious sandwich is not the problem
 
2022-08-08 8:16:12 PM  
I'm old, because my first thought was "That's going to be messy. I'd want a table, and another plate, and some silverware. Actually, I'd rather take it home and eat it, because it's difficult to eat at the ballgame. How many napkins would I have to go get?"

/old
 
2022-08-08 8:18:35 PM  

EggFool: This delicious sandwich is not the problem


Username checks out if it's an egg sandwich.
 
2022-08-08 8:19:37 PM  
Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.
 
2022-08-08 8:23:48 PM  

puffy999: Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.


Did you think I just introduced myself as a delicious egg sandwich?
 
2022-08-08 8:24:02 PM  
I got heartburn just learning that this sandwich exists.
 
2022-08-08 8:29:50 PM  
I'm eating Reese's cups in Kansas City right now, so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2022-08-08 8:29:52 PM  

EggFool: puffy999: Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.

Did you think I just introduced myself as a delicious egg sandwich?


No, but... I mean, why not? Who knows what fun could come from that.
 
2022-08-08 8:30:24 PM  
I'm fat as f*ck, and I wouldn't eat that.

Why would I want to f*ck up a delicious pulled pork sandwich AND a Reese's?
 
2022-08-08 8:35:11 PM  

puffy999: EggFool: puffy999: Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.

Did you think I just introduced myself as a delicious egg sandwich?

No, but... I mean, why not? Who knows what fun could come from that.


I do make egg sandwiches but I would never offer one to anyone. I make toast and put Mustard on it and fry an egg to death twice and turn it over and fry it more and then I put it in the Mustard toast and dip it in ketchup.
Ta daaaa!
 
2022-08-08 8:35:21 PM  
This is just a rip off of my French Dip sandwich stuffed with York Peppermint Patties.
 
2022-08-08 8:37:32 PM  

JerseyTim: This is just a rip off of my French Dip sandwich stuffed with York Peppermint Patties.


What if we went in the opposite direction?

Like instead of adding a sweet element to a savory sandwich, we add savory to sweet?

Who wants an ice cream sandwich stuffed with taco meat?
 
2022-08-08 8:40:41 PM  

Shostie: JerseyTim: This is just a rip off of my French Dip sandwich stuffed with York Peppermint Patties.

What if we went in the opposite direction?

Like instead of adding a sweet element to a savory sandwich, we add savory to sweet?

Who wants an ice cream sandwich stuffed with taco meat?


A banana split with a turkey leg.
 
2022-08-08 8:52:53 PM  

EggFool: fry an egg to death twice


Awww yeah

None of that floppy hockey puck McDonalds crap for me, either. I like that crunchiness to the edgges.
 
2022-08-08 9:18:10 PM  
Welp, if you can't put a team on the field that will sell tickets, you got to get creative with the food

/Or, they can't figure out any new ways to screw up the team so they decide to start screwing with the food.
 
2022-08-08 10:06:51 PM  
Even the Fried Everything state fair foodies think this is excessive.
 
2022-08-08 10:54:09 PM  
Why not both?
 
2022-08-08 11:55:25 PM  
I'm not sure if i'd eat it, but I'd probably fark it.
*insert (heh) mom joke here*
 
2022-08-09 12:16:44 AM  
Peanut Butter Cups, Pulled Pork, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce + BACON = No
Peanut Butter Cups, Pulled Pork, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce = No
Peanut Butter Cups, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce + BACON = No
Peanut Butter Cups, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce = No
Peanut Butter Cups, Pulled Pork + BACON = Maybe
Peanut Butter Cups, Pulled Pork = No
Peanut Butter Cups + BACON = Yes
Peanut Butter Cups = Yes
Pulled Pork = Yes
BACON = Yes

/Aramark = NO
 
2022-08-09 12:19:24 AM  
You're not making BBQ better, you're just making Reese's worse.
 
2022-08-09 12:42:14 AM  
This wouldn't be a problem if this country HAD UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!
 
2022-08-09 1:09:29 AM  
Just reading about that sandwich makes me thirsty and fatigued, so I think I'm halfway to diabetes before even eating it.
 
2022-08-09 1:16:08 AM  
Looks like a very efficient way to completely ruin a pulled pork sandwich.
 
2022-08-09 1:46:48 AM  

EatenTheSun: I'm fat as f*ck, and I wouldn't eat that.

Why would I want to f*ck up a delicious pulled pork sandwich AND a Reese's?


I've put chocolate and peanut butter into chilli before, they work well with a spicy tomato based sauce so I see no reason this wouldn't work. I'd personally use a much more vinegar heavy BBQ sauce than Sweet Baby Ray's for this application since you've got sugar coming from the cups, but that's my only major criticism of the idea.
 
2022-08-09 1:55:26 AM  
I mean it sounds weird because it is weird. But I bet it tastes pretty good. They taste test the shiat out of these things before it goes to market. I'd give it a shot.
 
2022-08-09 2:47:30 AM  

harleyquinnical: This wouldn't be a problem if this country HAD UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE!


On the flip side?

shiat like this is probably why we shouldn't.

Seriously I get a little sweet to go with a pulled pork sandwich, like say a grilled pineapple.

I could even see reeses filling that need, but reeses and sweet baby rays?

No... just farking no.
 
2022-08-09 2:53:28 AM  

johnny_vegas: I'm not sure if i'd eat it, but I'd probably fark it.
*insert (heh) mom joke here*


*I'd eat it with your mothers mouth*

/then I'd spit roast yer daddy
 
2022-08-09 3:44:43 AM  

Shostie: JerseyTim: This is just a rip off of my French Dip sandwich stuffed with York Peppermint Patties.

What if we went in the opposite direction?

Like instead of adding a sweet element to a savory sandwich, we add savory to sweet?

Who wants an ice cream sandwich stuffed with taco meat?


Recycled from a cop thread post I made a couple days ago, but seems relevant:  The dried pork and seaweed donut.  I still totally want one:

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2022-08-09 4:12:21 AM  

JerseyTim: Shostie: JerseyTim: This is just a rip off of my French Dip sandwich stuffed with York Peppermint Patties.

What if we went in the opposite direction?

Like instead of adding a sweet element to a savory sandwich, we add savory to sweet?

Who wants an ice cream sandwich stuffed with taco meat?

A banana split with a turkey leg.


Chili dog with Twizzlers
 
2022-08-09 4:55:00 AM  
Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
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2022-08-09 5:02:31 AM  

Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
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It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch
 
2022-08-09 5:03:24 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch


Me also thinks I need to not hit post before I'm done with a post.  Me thirdly thinks the either was meant to be "or you're used to totally non-sweet sauces."
 
2022-08-09 5:05:06 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch

Me also thinks I need to not hit post before I'm done with a post.  Me thirdly thinks the either was meant to be "or you're used to totally non-sweet sauces."


Given that I sometimes glaze ribs with apricot jam, this doesn't seem bad.
 
2022-08-09 5:11:14 AM  
I'll take 2, & 1 for the road. So I can go home $& have 3
 
2022-08-09 5:33:15 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch

Me also thinks I need to not hit post before I'm done with a post.  Me thirdly thinks the either was meant to be "or you're used to totally non-sweet sauces."


I prefer Stubbs.
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It reminds me of the BBQ sauces from the hole in the wall joints in southern Illinois I used to frequent where they use old family recipes. Seeing as how high fructose corn syrup wasn't invented until 1957, I have my doubts as to the pedigree of Sweet Baby Ray's family recipe. Sweet Baby Ray's has twice the calories of Stubb's, oz per oz, and half the flavor.
 
2022-08-09 5:34:53 AM  

Psychopompous: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch

Me also thinks I need to not hit post before I'm done with a post.  Me thirdly thinks the either was meant to be "or you're used to totally non-sweet sauces."

I prefer Stubbs.
[media.fooducate.com image 850x1133]It reminds me of the BBQ sauces from the hole in the wall joints in southern Illinois I used to frequent where they use old family recipes. Seeing as how high fructose corn syrup wasn't invented until 1957, I have my doubts as to the pedigree of Sweet Baby Ray's family recipe. Sweet Baby Ray's has twice the calories of Stubb's, oz per oz, and half the flavor.


I'd suspect that like most matters of taste, it's pretty subjective.  I don't find Ray's amazing but it's edible - works out better as a dipping sauce than straight onto the chicken though.  Shrug - ymmv
 
2022-08-09 5:56:37 AM  
Only thing weird is that they are using a bbq sauce from Chicago instead of their own KC Masterpiece
 
2022-08-09 6:09:58 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Only thing weird is that they are using a bbq sauce from Chicago instead of their own KC Masterpiece


Also we are their division rival.
 
2022-08-09 7:37:55 AM  
Aramark? Sweet Baby Ray's? The peanut butter cups are the least offensive thing about this.
 
2022-08-09 7:42:49 AM  
'Waitress, can I get my sandwich & dessert on separate plates?
I'm not in a blinding panic and have the time to eat these things one after the other.'

/yup - old
 
2022-08-09 8:15:27 AM  

Psychopompous: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch

Me also thinks I need to not hit post before I'm done with a post.  Me thirdly thinks the either was meant to be "or you're used to totally non-sweet sauces."

I prefer Stubbs.
[media.fooducate.com image 850x1133]It reminds me of the BBQ sauces from the hole in the wall joints in southern Illinois I used to frequent where they use old family recipes. Seeing as how high fructose corn syrup wasn't invented until 1957, I have my doubts as to the pedigree of Sweet Baby Ray's family recipe. Sweet Baby Ray's has twice the calories of Stubb's, oz per oz, and half the flavor.


We literally have an Amazon subscription for Stubbs by the gallon
 
2022-08-09 8:18:55 AM  
My biggest question is what's the quality of the pulled pork?  It's KC, so it could be good, but it's mass produced by Aramark, so I have serious doubts.

Around these parts getting quality pulled pork is the hard part - most of what restaurants serve up as pulled pork around here is low-grade dog food.  You would need the sauce, bacon and peanut butter cups to give it some flavor and texture.  Even some of the so-called "barbecue" places don't do much better.  But we're not traditionally a barbecue region - a lot of folks around here mean a sloppy joe when they say barbecue.
 
2022-08-09 8:59:59 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:NEW BBQ Reese's Sandwich at @Royals: @Reeses Peanut Butter Cups, Pulled Pork, Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ Sauce + BACON "

Bacon" Bits

FTFY
 
2022-08-09 10:31:26 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Psychopompous: Sweet Baby Ray's is Diabetes in a bottle. It is primarily composed of High Fructose Corn Syrup. It tastes like tomato flavored cake icing diluted with vinegar.
[milkallergymom.com image 600x600]

It's sweet, yes - but it's no worse taste-wise than a lot of purposefully sweet sauces.  Methinks you either exaggerate a touch


No exaggeration at all, he's being way to kind. That crap is disgusting.
 
2022-08-09 10:33:51 AM  

EggFool: puffy999: EggFool: puffy999: Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.

Did you think I just introduced myself as a delicious egg sandwich?

No, but... I mean, why not? Who knows what fun could come from that.

I do make egg sandwiches but I would never offer one to anyone. I make toast and put Mustard on it and fry an egg to death twice and turn it over and fry it more and then I put it in the Mustard toast and dip it in ketchup.
Ta daaaa!


You can make one for me. That's pretty much how mom used to make them. No runny yolk here. She'd smash it to make sure the egg was flat and very cooked. Only difference is that both the yellow mustard and ketchup went on the bread, and the bread was usually not toasted. We're talking store brand white sandwich bread here.

Still make one from time to time.
 
2022-08-09 10:52:41 AM  

Cortez the Killer: EggFool: puffy999: EggFool: puffy999: Oh, nevermind, I assumed you were eating a delicious sandwich, not talking about this monster in KC.

Did you think I just introduced myself as a delicious egg sandwich?

No, but... I mean, why not? Who knows what fun could come from that.

I do make egg sandwiches but I would never offer one to anyone. I make toast and put Mustard on it and fry an egg to death twice and turn it over and fry it more and then I put it in the Mustard toast and dip it in ketchup.
Ta daaaa!

You can make one for me. That's pretty much how mom used to make them. No runny yolk here. She'd smash it to make sure the egg was flat and very cooked. Only difference is that both the yellow mustard and ketchup went on the bread, and the bread was usually not toasted. We're talking store brand white sandwich bread here.

Still make one from time to time.


No joke, White Castle makes a decent egg and bacon sandwich on toast. It's cheap, and I'm sure they would do it well done if you asked nicely. They also wouldn't blink if you asked for ketchup and mustard.
 
2022-08-09 11:27:23 AM  
It's an abomination, but whatever.
 
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