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(Variety)   Are we sure he's not actually Reverse Flash?   (variety.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Burglary, United States, Abuse, Ezra Miller, Legal terms, Woman, Warner Bros., Felony  
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1891 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Aug 2022 at 11:04 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 8:41:40 PM  
WB execs adjusting the release schedule every time Ezra makes the news:
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2022-08-08 11:09:57 PM  
Just declare that universe the Justice Lords and wipe it from existence.
 
2022-08-08 11:17:02 PM  
The Slow?
 
2022-08-08 11:19:10 PM  
They should have just gone with Grant Gustin for the movies..
 
2022-08-08 11:22:09 PM  
I'm going to laugh if WB just dumps the cancelled batgirl movie out instead of releasing the flash.
 
2022-08-08 11:22:12 PM  

Flappyhead: Just declare that universe the Justice Lords and wipe it from existence.


Is that the one where Luther offs Flash?

/Uh, Spoilers, I guess, maybe?
 
2022-08-08 11:22:22 PM  

retrobruce: They should have just gone with Grant Gustin for the movies..


WB is holding out for Deshaun Watson at this point.  He's gonna have some free time soon.
 
2022-08-08 11:26:36 PM  
also even if the batgirl movie was going to be bad, i almost feel bad for leslie grace whose movie got dumped but wb are apparently deadset on standing by ezra miller.

especially since grant gustin is a better barry allen.
 
2022-08-08 11:37:55 PM  
They Aren't subby, They Aren't.
 
2022-08-08 11:39:13 PM  
Miller is apparently a rabid dog. Absolutely nuts. He needs to be in prison, or at least a mental hospital, for the rest of his life.

He's going to kill somebody. Hopefully himself.
 
2022-08-08 11:39:37 PM  
Ezra goes by they, so Ezra can be both
 
2022-08-08 11:43:06 PM  

replacementcool: also even if the batgirl movie was going to be bad, i almost feel bad for leslie grace whose movie got dumped but wb are apparently deadset on standing by ezra miller.

especially since grant gustin is a better barry allen.


I have a feeling Grant Gustin would turn them down at this point.
I get the impression he's burned out on everything Flash and DC in general.
Plus they should have asked him years and years ago when The Flash movie was announced.
During Dawn of Justice for the cameo.
 
2022-08-08 11:44:33 PM  
JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.
 
2022-08-08 11:47:21 PM  
I'm pretty sure Ezra *is* WhippingBoi at this point.
 
2022-08-08 11:47:54 PM  

realmolo: Miller is apparently a rabid dog. Absolutely nuts. He needs to be in prison, or at least a mental hospital, for the rest of his life.

He's going to kill somebody. Hopefully himself.


I'm beginning to wonder if he has undiagnosed Schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder
 
2022-08-08 11:47:57 PM  
"The property doubles as an unlicensed cannabis farm and has several firearms on the premises, according to the report. One source who spoke to Rolling Stone alleged that the one-year-old child was found with a loose bullet in their mouth."

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2022-08-08 11:49:37 PM  

WhippingBoi: JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.


who is throwing a tantrum?
 
2022-08-08 11:52:25 PM  
Looks like Warners finally got something to void his contract without having to pay him.
 
2022-08-08 11:55:10 PM  

replacementcool: WhippingBoi: JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.

who is throwing a tantrum?


He is.  It's so bad he doesn't even know what he's screaming about anymore.
 
2022-08-09 12:11:46 AM  
It's time to stick a fork in the flash movie, or do an unprecedented recasting using cgi to swap the main character out.
 
2022-08-09 12:18:43 AM  

Adam64: It's time to stick a fork in the flash movie, or do an unprecedented recasting using cgi to swap the main character out.


I mean, they replaced Kevin Spacey with Christopher Plummer in "All the Money in the World" with less than a month to go before opening day.  Now, it seems like Miller is in this movie a lot more than Spacey was, and there's a lot of other CGI/SFX to deal with that that movie didn't have, but it's very doable.
 
2022-08-09 12:30:00 AM  

jake_lex: Adam64: It's time to stick a fork in the flash movie, or do an unprecedented recasting using cgi to swap the main character out.

I mean, they replaced Kevin Spacey with Christopher Plummer in "All the Money in the World" with less than a month to go before opening day.  Now, it seems like Miller is in this movie a lot more than Spacey was, and there's a lot of other CGI/SFX to deal with that that movie didn't have, but it's very doable.


CG flash has an accident running in his first scene, speedster healing farks up his  (his as in barry allen, not ezra) face while healing and then they take the bandages of and he looks completely different somehow. because of speedforce, not recasting.
 
2022-08-09 12:38:55 AM  
He's the Flash because he's trying to get as many different charges as quickly as possible. Speed running the law itself.
 
2022-08-09 12:54:45 AM  
There's got to be someone better than Ezra.
 
2022-08-09 1:01:38 AM  
Eventually, the Batgirl movie will show up somewhere. Is there anyone with any legal expertise in this kind of insurance law that could weigh in with an estimate on how long it might take before the insurance payout won't prevent a television release? Fifty years? One hundred years? One thousand?
 
2022-08-09 1:17:30 AM  

Plaster Lion: Eventually, the Batgirl movie will show up somewhere. Is there anyone with any legal expertise in this kind of insurance law that could weigh in with an estimate on how long it might take before the insurance payout won't prevent a television release? Fifty years? One hundred years? One thousand?


It really can't show up if WB declares it a tax write-off. The moment theydo that, it cannot be shown anywhere that charges/makes a profit for WB. As I understand the situaation.
 
2022-08-09 1:49:50 AM  
And yet they canceled Scoob 2.....
 
2022-08-09 4:10:26 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: There's got to be someone better than Ezra.


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2022-08-09 4:13:56 AM  
The Reverse Flash is a genius from the future who is so jealous that he didn't get to BE the Flash that he invented a negative Speed Force powered by his own hatred of the Flash, and made him immune to paradox so he can't be killed by changes to the timeline.
 
2022-08-09 4:15:29 AM  

Darth_Lukecash: realmolo: Miller is apparently a rabid dog. Absolutely nuts. He needs to be in prison, or at least a mental hospital, for the rest of his life.

He's going to kill somebody. Hopefully himself.

I'm beginning to wonder if he has undiagnosed Schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder


It may have even been diagnosed. It's certainly untreated if so though.
 
2022-08-09 4:26:51 AM  

Boojum2k: Darth_Lukecash: realmolo: Miller is apparently a rabid dog. Absolutely nuts. He needs to be in prison, or at least a mental hospital, for the rest of his life.

He's going to kill somebody. Hopefully himself.

I'm beginning to wonder if he has undiagnosed Schizophrenia or bi-polar disorder

It may have even been diagnosed. It's certainly untreated if so though.


Whatever it is they're being given every opportunity to kill somebody. Then the articles are gonna be about WHY DIDN"T SOMEBODY DO ANYTHING!
 
2022-08-09 5:11:02 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: "The property doubles as an unlicensed cannabis farm and has several firearms on the premises, according to the report. One source who spoke to Rolling Stone alleged that the one-year-old child was found with a loose bullet in their mouth."

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And how much do you want to bet what they actually saw was a kid that got ahold of some empty brass and put it in their mouth?  Still not great, but not any more dangerous than all the other crap rug rats stick in their maws.  I swear they'd try to chomp barbed wire just to see how it is.  You shoot much, brass gets every damn where, and it's nearly impossible to find it all

/the tone just screams "This is pretty thin shiat other than the burglary, but be outraged plz!"
 
2022-08-09 5:14:14 AM  

replacementcool: also even if the batgirl movie was going to be bad, i almost feel bad for leslie grace whose movie got dumped but wb are apparently deadset on standing by ezra miller.

especially since grant gustin is a better barry allen.


First, I'm starting to wonder what they have on the WB execs.

Second, it's difficult to avoid the thought that now they're taking this as a challenge.
 
2022-08-09 5:37:28 AM  

replacementcool: also even if the batgirl movie was going to be bad, i almost feel bad for leslie grace whose movie got dumped but wb are apparently deadset on standing by ezra miller.


I believe it's more of an act of desperation than 'standing by'. Unlike the Batgirl movie, this one had a huge budget and they already started post-production and promotional stuff like trailers and posters which adds a lot to the already huge budget so dropping this movie is too harmful to their bottom line which is of course the only thing that matters to them. Hopefully this guy is captured before he kills someone since he is obviously mentally ill of the violent kind.
 
2022-08-09 5:52:51 AM  
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2022-08-09 5:55:27 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: There's got to be someone better than Ezra.


yeah, anyone.
 
2022-08-09 6:47:28 AM  

WhippingBoi: JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.


I almost want to laugh at them. These same folks who are wailing and gnashing their teeth over the whole Batgirl thing were the same folks who, for years, called Snyder fans bullies and toxic for demanding the Snyder cut of Justice League.
 
2022-08-09 7:47:14 AM  
csb:

he stole a bottle of percosets from my boss's kitchen cupboard when they were filming Perks of Being a Wallflower.

well, not so cool...but still a story
 
2022-08-09 7:52:59 AM  
The Flash, coming to a theater in 2022...no amend that, 2023, um no scratch that, streaming
to HBO Max in '24, no? "The Flash" coming to Discovery in 2025, uh, nah.  How about a limited box set with for you know, the fans, with deleted features and wacky outtakes of hysterical meltdowns in 2026.

/WB CEO, we are gonna ride this sunk cost fallacy bomb to the end better than Slim Pickens.
//My next Tiny Tina character is going to be named "Zaslev the Canceller".
 
2022-08-09 9:07:56 AM  

Trik: Lireplacementcool: also even if the batgirl movie was going to be bad, i almost feel bad for leslie grace whose movie got dumped but wb are apparently deadset on standing by ezra miller.

especially since grant gustin is a better barry allen.

I have a feeling Grant Gustin would turn them down at this point.
I get the impression he's burned out on everything Flash and DC in general.
Plus they should have asked him years and years ago when The Flash movie was announced.
During Dawn of Justice for the cameo.


When Man of Steel came out, Areow was in its first or second season, and Flash was just about to begin (IIRC). When it became clear that they wanted to make a shared DC cinematic universe, I remember thinking they should just have the CW shows be a part of it. At that time, there was nothing continuity-wise that would make that unworkable, and it would have created a much fuller feeling universe. And in retrospect, it might have helped the CW shows avoid some of their later pitfalls if they had the attention and resources of the movie side of things and had to keep their stories on a level where they fed into the films. It would have been fun to see Ollie and Barry show up for a Justice League movie.

Actually, as I typed all of that out, I realized what would have happened wouldn't be the movies restraining some of the bad elements of the shows; it would be the movies suppressing their good elements (eg crossovers, Legends stuff probably wouldn't happen, lots of characters kept on lockdown like early seasons, etc). Probably best not to let the movies get their stink on what was good about the shows.
 
2022-08-09 9:59:50 AM  
More off the wall than MJ, more off the grid than John Connor.
 
2022-08-09 10:17:33 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: WhippingBoi: JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.

I almost want to laugh at them. These same folks who are wailing and gnashing their teeth over the whole Batgirl thing were the same folks who, for years, called Snyder fans bullies and toxic for demanding the Snyder cut of Justice League.


Oh the blatant hypocrisy is staggering, no question about that.
 
2022-08-09 11:52:11 AM  
They need to do a Plan Nine from Outer Space and he just turns around at one point and is a different person. Zero explanation. Carry on.
 
2022-08-09 12:30:51 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Ezra goes by they, so Ezra can be both


With the level of assholishness as this guy is projecting, it's changing to "it".
 
2022-08-09 12:37:59 PM  
Hundreds of people worked on The Flash besides Miller, it would be a shame to screw all of them because of one guy's abusiveness. And this kind of behavior is absolutely a guy move; I'll respect Miller's pronouns soon as I respect Miller at all.
 
2022-08-09 12:49:40 PM  
I have an idea to solve this mess. Hear me out.

Flash is involved in a catastrophic, speed force related incident. He survives, but now he's a Latina woman. And he has lost his speed powers, but has gained the powers of a bat.

Sounds good?
 
2022-08-09 1:01:28 PM  

batlock666: I have an idea to solve this mess. Hear me out.

Flash is involved in a catastrophic, speed force related incident. He survives, but now he's a Latina woman. And he has lost his speed powers, but has gained the powers of a bat.

Sounds good?


At what point does Rob Schneider enter the picture?
 
2022-08-09 1:34:41 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: batlock666: I have an idea to solve this mess. Hear me out.

Flash is involved in a catastrophic, speed force related incident. He survives, but now he's a Latina woman. And he has lost his speed powers, but has gained the powers of a bat.

Sounds good?

At what point does Rob Schneider enter the picture?


Rob Schneider plays the Flash before the incident. That way we can remove Ezra Miller entirely from the movie. Now we just need a movie about a Latina woman with bat-related powers ...
 
2022-08-09 2:06:12 PM  

Richard_The_Clown: WhippingBoi: JFC. The tantrums being thrown over this "Batgirl" movie are truly something else to behold.

It's not yours. Deal with it.

I almost want to laugh at them. These same folks who are wailing and gnashing their teeth over the whole Batgirl thing were the same folks who, for years, called Snyder fans bullies and toxic for demanding the Snyder cut of Justice League.


Where are these people? You're both referring to imaginary people
 
2022-08-09 2:10:08 PM  

batlock666: Dr Jack Badofsky: batlock666: I have an idea to solve this mess. Hear me out.

Flash is involved in a catastrophic, speed force related incident. He survives, but now he's a Latina woman. And he has lost his speed powers, but has gained the powers of a bat.

Sounds good?

At what point does Rob Schneider enter the picture?

Rob Schneider plays the Flash before the incident. That way we can remove Ezra Miller entirely from the movie. Now we just need a movie about a Latina woman with bat-related powers ...


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