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(The Verge)   A fool and his money are soon parted. NFTs allow this process to loop endlessly. At least it did for the CEO of Cameo and actor Seth Green for their $300,000+ bored ape NFTs   (theverge.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Twitter, Theft, .hack, Steven Galanis, Property, Identity theft, exact hack mechanics, Twitter users  
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814 clicks; posted to STEM » on 08 Aug 2022 at 3:40 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 3:27:23 PM  
Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.
 
2022-08-08 3:42:16 PM  
But hey, the thief only netted a third of what it was originally sold for #winning!
 
2022-08-08 3:43:43 PM  
Oh and:
"Actor Seth Green had an ape (which was also the star of an upcoming TV series from Green) hacked from his crypto wallet, then purchased it back for around $300,000. "

If you ever wonder why this shiat keeps happening, it's BECAUSE IT WORKS.  Basically the same reason that cryptolocker attacks still happen at this point; they're profitable.
 
2022-08-08 3:44:13 PM  
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2022-08-08 3:49:17 PM  

puffy999: Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.


I'm picturing trebuchets at the end of long piers.
Feral hogs on the beach catch anyone the sharks don't eat.
 
2022-08-08 3:51:56 PM  
Why do you hate creativity?

The Ringo Starr NFT Auction | The Creative Mind of a Beatle
Youtube TcFUjYgrpA4
 
2022-08-08 3:58:30 PM  
Its like high-stakes virtual Pogs
 
2022-08-08 4:18:13 PM  
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For sale, cost, 1 month of TF or lowest offer
 
2022-08-08 4:24:25 PM  

fat boy: [Fark user image 760x926]

For sale, cost, 1 month of TF or lowest offer


I offer you absolutely nothing, I've already right-clicked and "Save As..."d, so I pretty much own them now already.  Please delete from your computer and cache.  Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.
 
2022-08-08 5:03:47 PM  

abbarach: fat boy: [Fark user image 760x926]

For sale, cost, 1 month of TF or lowest offer

I offer you absolutely nothing, I've already right-clicked and "Save As..."d, so I pretty much own them now already.  Please delete from your computer and cache.  Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.


I give you, the only realistically valued NFT in existence
 
2022-08-08 5:37:40 PM  
Yay capitalism! Am I doing this right?
 
2022-08-08 5:43:02 PM  

lurkey: puffy999: Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.

I'm picturing trebuchets at the end of long piers.
Feral hogs on the beach catch anyone the sharks don't eat.


Wood chippers.
 
2022-08-08 5:45:50 PM  
Unfortunately everyone involved is still alive.
 
2022-08-08 6:10:38 PM  

puffy999: Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.


To be fair, it was probably crypto, not real money.
 
2022-08-08 6:42:02 PM  
All of these thefts are putting the "non-fun" in "non-fungible"...
 
2022-08-08 7:02:44 PM  
Oh noes, a crude bitmap with no real value was "stolen." Look at me care!
 
2022-08-08 9:07:19 PM  
 
2022-08-08 9:10:55 PM  
A thing that doesn't exist that was originally bought for 100 things that don't exist and has now been stolen and sold for 77 things that don't exist.

In related news Seth Green paid a thief a large amount of things that don't exist to repurchase a thing that doesn't exist that the thief stole. He might be an idiot but at this point I'm genuinely not sure that anything really happened.
 
2022-08-09 12:29:33 AM  

Psylence: lurkey: puffy999: Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.

I'm picturing trebuchets at the end of long piers.
Feral hogs on the beach catch anyone the sharks don't eat.

Wood chippers.


Trebuchets that fling you into woodchippers.
You'd have to do some math based on body weight, wind direction, ect, but I think itb would be pretty exciting. Even if a few of them only land head first into the side of the feed gate.
 
2022-08-09 11:21:30 AM  

MythDragon: Psylence: lurkey: puffy999: Poor and middle class people are struggling and these clucklefarks are burning money in our faces.

Too bad I won't live to see the revolution but I'm sure the executions of the gluttons will be spectacular.

I'm picturing trebuchets at the end of long piers.
Feral hogs on the beach catch anyone the sharks don't eat.

Wood chippers.

Trebuchets that fling you into woodchippers.
You'd have to do some math based on body weight, wind direction, ect, but I think itb would be pretty exciting. Even if a few of them only land head first into the side of the feed gate.


Multiple wood chippers arranged in a square and numbered so you can play chipper bingo.
 
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