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    More: Scary, ELLSWORTH COUNTY, Barton County, Kansas, Ellsworth County deputy, Sunday evening, Rice County dispatch, south side of K-4, Sheriff, Ellsworth County, Kansas  
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3570 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 4:18 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 1:41:11 PM  
Roscoe should have stayed in the car.
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2022-08-08 4:22:31 PM  
It actually sounds like
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2022-08-08 4:23:25 PM  
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2022-08-08 4:24:30 PM  
Do not attempt to pet buffalo. No matter how fuzzy and fluffy they look...they will murder you.
 
2022-08-08 4:24:42 PM  
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Of course there is no way would I ever ape that gesture at a buddy chatting up a large gal from across the bar. Not during this millennia anyway...
 
2022-08-08 4:25:02 PM  
'I ain't messing with you': Reporter flees after spotting herd of bison I ABC7
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2022-08-08 4:28:18 PM  
So uh, where did the Buffalo get em?
 
2022-08-08 4:33:09 PM  

little big man: Roscoe should have stayed in the car.
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I sometimes wonder if we should rename buffalo to something more appropriate. Like Danger Murder Death Floof.
 
2022-08-08 4:34:02 PM  

Rectum damn near killed em: So uh, where did the Buffalo get em?


Username does not check out, hopefully.
 
2022-08-08 4:38:29 PM  
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2022-08-08 4:39:17 PM  

puffy999: [img.bleacherreport.net image 850x565]


TATANKA!  BUFFALO!

WWF Wrestlemania_ (Album 1993) Tatanka Native American
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2022-08-08 4:42:11 PM  

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Of course there is no way would I ever ape that gesture at a buddy chatting up a large gal from across the bar. Not during this millennia anyway...


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2022-08-08 4:43:37 PM  
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
 
2022-08-08 4:44:32 PM  
On Monday morning, a woman called Ellsworth County 911 to report she found her nephew's body in a pen.

No word on whether it was a MontBlanc or one of those cheap Bic jobs.
 
2022-08-08 4:50:09 PM  
Shuffled off by buffalo...
 
2022-08-08 4:52:07 PM  
Must have happened just before I got him
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2022-08-08 5:04:09 PM  

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that was the correct response.

just because they sell a plush version of them in the gift shop doesn't mean they are cuddly IRL.
 
2022-08-08 5:13:27 PM  
It's nice to see nature fighting back.
 
2022-08-08 5:15:27 PM  
Tȟatȟáŋka kiŋ tóhaŋni yustósto šni pó.

Never pet the buffalo.
 
2022-08-08 5:21:36 PM  

HoratioGates: Shuffled off by buffalo...


A one-man band did a great cover of that on "Austin City Limits" once.  He was playing a tricycle-mounted piano and a kazoo in a snorkel in his mouth while wearing diving goggles.  It was keen.
 
2022-08-08 5:22:50 PM  

puffy999: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.


Buffaloⁿ.
 
2022-08-08 5:23:17 PM  
Tatanka wahnka chee-a-lo....

TATANKA WAHNKA CHEE-A-LO!!!

< hurray >
 
2022-08-08 5:46:14 PM  

iheartscotch: Do not attempt to pet buffalo. No matter how fuzzy and fluffy they look...they will murder you.


Maybe they mistook it for a cat. It's a common mistake. They are both fluffy and evil.

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/so quick and dirty
//like yer mom
 
2022-08-08 6:08:04 PM  
Was it a buffalo or a bison?

This message brought to you by Caprock Canyon State Park which educated me thoroughly on the difference between the two.

Also, if it is an actual bison, I am rooting for it. After what we humans did to the species, we have it coming.
 
2022-08-08 6:18:34 PM  
Tatanka conjured up some Bob Marley.
 
2022-08-08 6:40:10 PM  

Caelistis: Was it a buffalo or a bison?

This message brought to you by Caprock Canyon State Park which educated me thoroughly on the difference between the two.

Also, if it is an actual bison, I am rooting for it. After what we humans did to the species, we have it coming.


Rtfa...
 
2022-08-08 6:43:13 PM  

Caelistis: Also, if it is an actual bison, I am rooting for it. After what we humans did to the species, we have it coming.


TATANKA WONKA CHEE-A-LO!!!

That movie has done more to warp peoples' minds than any WW2 or Cold War propaganda ever hoped for.

Clearly, you've never been to the stockyards in Nebraska.
 
2022-08-08 7:39:26 PM  

puffy999: [img.bleacherreport.net image 850x565]


Good old classic WWF, when all the wrestlers were playing worn out stereotypes.  At least the guy playing Tatanka was an actual Native American.

/ I also distinctly remember that it was his inexplicably random heel-turn that killed any remaining interest I had in wrestling
 
2022-08-08 8:06:15 PM  

Neondistraction: puffy999: [img.bleacherreport.net image 850x565]

Good old classic WWF, when all the wrestlers were playing worn out stereotypes.  At least the guy playing Tatanka was an actual Native American.

/ I also distinctly remember that it was his inexplicably random heel-turn that killed any remaining interest I had in wrestling


That one really bummed me out as a kid too.
 
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