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(CTV News)   Efforts to feed whale in France's Seine fail so far, as he is so le tired   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
    More: Followup, Seine, Rouen, Real estate, thin Beluga whale, Paris, River Thames, Seine-Maritime, France  
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913 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 3:08 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 2:54:24 PM  
It's because they're running out of mustard
 
2022-08-08 2:56:53 PM  
Stop trying to feed him cheese and wine you crazy bastards!
 
2022-08-08 3:03:38 PM  
:(
 
2022-08-08 3:10:36 PM  
Release a trail of pheromones to lead the whale back out to sea in the hopes of getting some lovin.
 
2022-08-08 3:10:44 PM  
C'est dommage.  La baleine vais tuer probablement.
 
2022-08-08 3:11:25 PM  
it's not hungry it's already full of ennui
 
2022-08-08 3:11:41 PM  
Also, maybe they could dig a Chanel?

/I'll see myself out
 
2022-08-08 3:12:23 PM  
il est fatigué
 
2022-08-08 3:13:18 PM  
Well then take a nap, ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
 
2022-08-08 3:14:50 PM  
Maybe they need to call in the expert:

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/the Seine was angry that day, my friends
 
mjg
2022-08-08 3:18:31 PM  
merd.
 
2022-08-08 3:30:55 PM  
I'm curious what the Sea Shepherds are attempting to feed the whale.
 
2022-08-08 3:33:34 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm curious what the Sea Shepherds are attempting to feed the whale.


Vegan krill?
 
2022-08-08 3:45:43 PM  
They've tried everything and they're all out of ideas?
 
2022-08-08 3:46:30 PM  

menschenfresser: They've tried everything nothing and they're all out of ideas?


Damn it all
 
2022-08-08 4:29:33 PM  
I hate to be the voice of reason here, but this is Darwin in action. The whale's gyroscope is broken. He does not need to make baby whales with broken gyroscopes.
 
2022-08-08 4:50:18 PM  
Sacré bleu whale?
 
2022-08-08 5:07:39 PM  
Sounds like the whale is mentally unwell.

/It is in Seine, after all.
 
2022-08-08 5:09:42 PM  
Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.
 
2022-08-08 5:17:07 PM  

crumblecat: Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.


I hate when I'm beaten to an EXCELLENT pun by 2 minutes.
 
2022-08-08 8:06:43 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: crumblecat: Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.

I hate when I'm beaten to an EXCELLENT pun by 2 minutes.


And I've yet to receive a *shakes tiny flipper* :(
 
2022-08-08 11:03:50 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: crumblecat: Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.

I hate when I'm beaten to an EXCELLENT pun by 2 minutes.


Are you Egyptian?

Maybe your in de Nile.
 
2022-08-08 11:04:19 PM  

crumblecat: RogueWallEnthusiast: crumblecat: Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.

I hate when I'm beaten to an EXCELLENT pun by 2 minutes.

Are you Egyptian?

Maybe your in de Nile.


You're
 
2022-08-08 11:19:50 PM  

crumblecat: RogueWallEnthusiast: crumblecat: Possibly the poor whale has mental issues.

Possibly he's in Seine.

I hate when I'm beaten to an EXCELLENT pun by 2 minutes.

Are you Egyptian?

Maybe your in de Nile.


Well, the closest river to me is the Dee, which is fitting because I bet you haven't seen Deez Nutz.

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/Is there something wrong with me that I searched for "sexy bake off squirrel" and that was the exact image I wanted?
//Dude is hung.
 
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