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(KSAT San Antonio)   Here's your next conspiracy theory fuel, starting tonight at 8:00 PM in downtown San Antonio, and starring the US Army   (ksat.com) divider line
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3767 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 6:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 4:08:41 PM  
Attention all Freedom loving Patriots, they don't want you to know, but this is a dry run for declaration of martial law. It will take place on Tuesday, November 8th. Anyone foolish enough to go to the polls will be rounded up and sent to a concentration camp they built in Puerto Rico. If you want to survive the coming apocalypse, be sure to stay home on November 8th - or else.
 
2022-08-08 6:52:01 PM  
Riot - A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.

--Ambrose Bierce
 
2022-08-08 6:52:58 PM  
Finally, I've been preparing for Jade Helm for years.
 
2022-08-08 6:53:19 PM  
Preparing for when Texas secedes and announces San Antonio as the new capitol?
 
2022-08-08 6:54:19 PM  
Read the comments, Ray!

/ Fer the lulz
 
2022-08-08 6:55:16 PM  
They're coming for your guns. If you don't give them up they'll run your house over with tanks.
 
2022-08-08 6:57:17 PM  
They're going to declare their independence from the US military and they are now in support of the true president of the US, Donald Trump.
 
2022-08-08 6:59:58 PM  
I see they're getting to the second tier target cities.  We had this last week here in Philadelphia along with Chicago and New York.  It's supposed to be in the event of a hypersonic missile attack and fallout.

Sleep tight kids
 
2022-08-08 7:00:41 PM  
I've been promised black helicopters as long as I've been alive.
 
2022-08-08 7:02:17 PM  
Just as I'm finally recovering from Jade Helm.
 
2022-08-08 7:03:03 PM  

Trik: They're going to declare their independence from the US military and they are now in support of the true president of the US, Donald Trump.


So you're just going to finally fully come out in support of a coup. You've been coy for a couple of years now.
 
2022-08-08 7:04:23 PM  
Well, they HAVE to know the areas they may be responding to ya know.
 
2022-08-08 7:05:07 PM  

maxandgrinch: Preparing for when Texas secedes and announces San Antonio as the new capitol?


You think the racist farks who want Texas to secede would have their capitol city to be full of brown people?
 
2022-08-08 7:07:08 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I've been promised black helicopters as long as I've been alive.


You're not suggesting The X-Files may be fallible, are you?
 
2022-08-08 7:07:27 PM  
Oh no. Jade Helm 2.0
 
2022-08-08 7:07:48 PM  
Unrelated but I've always wondered why San Antonio is such a dinky downtown we're such a large city
 
2022-08-08 7:09:22 PM  
The US military is down weaving gender fluid welcoming baskets for all new border jumping neighbors.
 
2022-08-08 7:10:02 PM  
They should stop mid-battle and treat the boys to some table side guacamole at Boudro's.
 
2022-08-08 7:10:11 PM  
This is like a day that ends in "y" in San Antonio.  No biggie.
 
2022-08-08 7:11:17 PM  

maxandgrinch: Preparing for when Texas secedes and announces San Antonio as the new capitol?


I figured it would be Amarillo or Lubbock.
 
2022-08-08 7:12:42 PM  

August11: Just as I'm finally recovering from Jade Helm.


Greg Abbott never did apologize for playing into the Jade Helm bullshiat, which we now know from the Mueller report was a Russian beta test for future misinformation campaigns.
 
2022-08-08 7:13:35 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Trik: They're going to declare their independence from the US military and they are now in support of the true president of the US, Donald Trump.

So you're just going to finally fully come out in support of a coup. You've been coy for a couple of years now.


No, just conspiracy theorizing what they're up to.

Your conspiracy theory about me is lame though.
 
2022-08-08 7:14:13 PM  
My relatives who live outside of San Antonio are always complaining about "Mexicans". The illegals did this, the Mexicans did that.

My relatives moved to Texas from Florida to complain about dark skinned people who have lived in the same area for 500 years or longer.

Ummm. YOU are the outsider.
 
2022-08-08 7:15:47 PM  
It's a good thing Texas has such a weak governor or the US government wouldn't have that kind of free reign.
 
2022-08-08 7:18:34 PM  

paulleah: My relatives who live outside of San Antonio are always complaining about "Mexicans". The illegals did this, the Mexicans did that.

My relatives moved to Texas from Florida to complain about dark skinned people who have lived in the same area for 500 years or longer.

Ummm. YOU are the outsider.


This is not the same Texas they remember from Dallas and Walke Texas Ranger.
 
2022-08-08 7:21:19 PM  

replacementcool: Finally, I've been preparing for Jade Helm for years.


Matt Helm's granddaughter?
 
2022-08-08 7:25:29 PM  
shiat, I left my bike in the basement of the Alamo.
 
2022-08-08 7:34:06 PM  
So it will sound like Albuquerque
 
2022-08-08 7:34:26 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: replacementcool: Finally, I've been preparing for Jade Helm for years.

Matt Helm's granddaughter?


Is she hot?
 
2022-08-08 7:41:59 PM  

Private_Citizen: Attention all Freedom loving Patriots, they don't want you to know, but this is a dry run for declaration of martial law. It will take place on Tuesday, November 8th. Anyone foolish enough to go to the polls will be rounded up and sent to a concentration camp they built in Puerto Rico. If you want to survive the coming apocalypse, be sure to stay home on November 8th - or else.


If only.  That would be a nice change of pace.
 
2022-08-08 7:42:51 PM  

Huntceet: They're coming for your guns. If you don't give them up they'll run your house over with tanks.


Most homes in San Antonio can be taken down with a hammer. No tank needed
 
2022-08-08 7:45:30 PM  

maudibjr: Unrelated but I've always wondered why San Antonio is such a dinky downtown we're such a large city


Because we was doomed to be a little town. But rich be decided otherwise with they built over the aquifer.  And when that wasn't enough water they set up a pipe line from cities further out. It's all completely doomed.  But Don't tell that to the idiots buying 300K high rise.
Fml.
 
2022-08-08 8:34:43 PM  
And that is how Austin won the taco war.

Suck it SA!
 
2022-08-08 9:23:59 PM  
Neat, maybe this helps explain why there have been a lot of Apache sorties flying just over the treeline where I live for the past week.
 
2022-08-08 9:59:24 PM  

Brainsick: Ragin' Asian: I've been promised black helicopters as long as I've been alive.

You're not suggesting The X-Files may be fallible, are you?


Soul Coughing - Unmarked Helicopters
Youtube fAHSb5WwADU
 
2022-08-08 10:56:24 PM  

Stibium: Neat, maybe this helps explain why there have been a lot of Apache sorties flying just over the treeline where I live for the past week.


A major military base is right outside SA. Considering the insurrection grumblings from Trumpers and what is happening in Taiwan, I'd say these are well timed drills.
 
2022-08-08 11:09:15 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: Stibium: Neat, maybe this helps explain why there have been a lot of Apache sorties flying just over the treeline where I live for the past week.

A major military base is right outside SA. Considering the insurrection grumblings from Trumpers and what is happening in Taiwan, I'd say these are well timed drills.


Very much so, urban warfare operations. I'd be curious to know the objectives of these, but I'm sure they wouldn't say something like "crowd control" or the like. If the helo drills are connected, this does suggest something larger in scope I think, our international adversaries have a bit of a habit of showing their asses while we are involved in domestic political volatility.

Taiwan operations wouldn't be out of the question, but with China ramping up tensions rather quickly we should have already been on the ball with this weeks ago so we could have already had these guys at the ready. Sigh, if things start going downhill over there it's gonna hit the global economy pretty hard, far worse than Ukraine.

Better grab high value computer components while you can, TSMC's factory is a VERY high value target.
 
2022-08-09 12:52:45 AM  
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2022-08-09 1:22:16 AM  

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That's way too cool of a tag for TX.  That's more appropriate for someplace like Chile
 
2022-08-09 9:25:19 PM  
Military City, USA

How is this not a farking oxymoron?
 
2022-08-09 9:26:17 PM  

gilatrout: mikaloyd: [getlogovector.com image 850x472]

That's way too cool of a tag for TX.  That's more appropriate for someplace like Chile


Then why is it the only form of payment taken on Dallas-area turnpikes?
 
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