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2022-08-08 12:37:20 PM  
Never meet your heroes.
 
2022-08-08 2:25:40 PM  

RaceDTruck: Never meet your heroes.


Your parents are only human.
 
2022-08-08 3:22:28 PM  
What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg
 
2022-08-08 3:23:28 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?



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2022-08-08 3:28:56 PM  
Heard was a stripper? Figures.
 
2022-08-08 3:29:29 PM  
I love the way "they found more allegations" is playing on social media. Yes, Heard also made "allegations". Allegations are made against celebrities constantly. Nothing proven, but the Heard herd won't let their favorite chew toy go unmolested, and neither will the Depp fans.

I heard the Heard tape. I saw a lot of the trial coverage.
 
2022-08-08 3:29:34 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


I think it describes obsessed fans.  The term itself is a reference to an Eminem track.
 
2022-08-08 3:29:41 PM  
I still think Heard is an absolute nutcase. But after a while I pretty much understood both were toxic for each other. He wasn't exactly a rosey, perfect person in the trial and the jury agreed.
 
2022-08-08 3:33:06 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


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2022-08-08 3:34:32 PM  
"I think it would have been naive for anybody to think all these motions were only going to have flattering things for Johnny Depp and unflattering things for Amber Heard,"

But people did.  Some people thought there was a good guy and a bad guy, and not what this actually is which is two damaged people in a cycle of addiction and abuse.
 
2022-08-08 3:37:53 PM  

Rapmaster2000: "I think it would have been naive for anybody to think all these motions were only going to have flattering things for Johnny Depp and unflattering things for Amber Heard,"

But people did.  Some people thought there was a good guy and a bad guy, and not what this actually is which is two damaged people in a cycle of addiction and abuse.


All conflict is the man's fault.
 
2022-08-08 3:38:19 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn
 
2022-08-08 3:43:14 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn


What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.
 
2022-08-08 3:47:12 PM  

WhippingBoi: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.


If only you had access to some network where you could look up information.
 
2022-08-08 3:48:08 PM  

SMB2811: WhippingBoi: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.

If only you had access to some network where you could look up information.


Hmm, so I was right...
 
2022-08-08 3:48:35 PM  
Damn grandads these days, can't even use Urban Dictionary
 
2022-08-08 3:49:46 PM  

WhippingBoi: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.


I don't know what any of these things mean.

You kids are starting to anger me.

I look at my keyboard and the lettering is wearing off of the u, r, b, a, n, d, i, c, t, o and y keys.
 
2022-08-08 3:52:31 PM  

LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn


You're dead on about stan.

Based is close, but it's easier to understand if you realize it's just a phonetic spelling of a slightly mispronounced "Best".
 
2022-08-08 3:55:15 PM  

WhippingBoi: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.


Mentally assign characters to a non-canon relationship.  This was originally popular among the LGBTQ community because they NEVER saw the kinds of relationships they enjoy represented in media.
 
2022-08-08 3:56:43 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


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2022-08-08 3:58:30 PM  
Calling fans Stans show what side you're really on.
 
2022-08-08 4:02:42 PM  

Coredatum: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

I think it describes obsessed fans.  The term itself is a reference to an Eminem track.


That song is mid.
 
2022-08-08 4:04:20 PM  
ESH
 
2022-08-08 4:05:29 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"
 
2022-08-08 4:05:53 PM  
But two months after the trial's conclusion, Depp fans and curious minds are still eager to consume anything related to the case. So much so that last weekend, they helped raise more than $10,000 in a matter of hours to fund the $3,300 cost of recently unsealed trial documents.

I doubt there's anything more embarrassing in the claims than people willing to spend time and money to get more Depp/Heard trial material. What the absolute fark.
 
2022-08-08 4:14:20 PM  

kevinatilusa: Slaxl: What are "stans"?


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you forgot Alabamastan.
 
2022-08-08 4:19:59 PM  

replacementcool: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"


This is also accurate.

The kids have moved on to "Bussin"

It really isn't that hard to keep up with "the kids" if you ... ya know ... don't just flippantly disregard their very existence.
 
2022-08-08 4:35:52 PM  

Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg


My 6 year old referred to something as "sus" and somehow immediately I understood that there are no longer any circumstances where people younger than me will think I am cool.
 
2022-08-08 4:42:57 PM  

baorao: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

My 6 year old referred to something as "sus" and somehow immediately I understood that there are no longer any circumstances where people younger than me will think I am cool.


Maybe it's regional but 'sus' was shorthand for suspicious where I live years before among us came out. I'm pretty sure I recall using it as a kid
 
2022-08-08 4:45:02 PM  
Depp is a pile of human feces, who should never been in another movie again.  He's a complete scumbag, as this whole fiasco has proven.

And before you incels start biatching, Heard isn't a great human being either...but she was abused, and nobody deserves that.
 
2022-08-08 4:45:32 PM  
So many simps in here that don't know the new terms which is a bit sus.

/Not sure if I'm doing it right
 
2022-08-08 4:48:32 PM  
Creepy old drunk junkie chases and marries a much younger woman who probably got tired of having sex with a creepy old drunk junkie who kept passing out while on top of her.
 
2022-08-08 4:51:16 PM  
Another weak-ass hit piece by another weak-ass AH apologist.

There's absolutely nothing in that article Depp has any reason to be embarrassed about. Except maybe being friends with Marilyn Manson at some. But who doesn't have embarrassing friends.in their past?

It's interesting how much mainstream press and money is being spent on trying to recover AH's reputation. If she's really broke, who's funding all of this disinformation? I think we have a pretty good idea...

/nothing worse than a pussy--whipped, twitter-buying (or not), electric car peddling billionaire
 
2022-08-08 4:51:19 PM  

monkeypunk: WhippingBoi: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

What about "ship"? I hear that a lot, and based on the context, it seems like something creepy.

I don't know what any of these things mean.

You kids are starting to anger me.

I look at my keyboard and the lettering is wearing off of the u, r, b, a, n, d, i, c, t, o and y keys.


I don't want to engage with anybody generally angry that society changes
 
2022-08-08 4:53:36 PM  

BeesNuts: incels


Tarl3k: incels


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2022-08-08 5:06:22 PM  

Tarl3k: Depp is a pile of human feces, who should never been in another movie again.  He's a complete scumbag, as this whole fiasco has proven.

And before you incels start biatching, Heard isn't a great human being either...but she was abused, and nobody deserves that.


If you were really paying attention, this is what, "this whole fiasco has proven": her evidence against him did not hold up under scrutiny. Even though she constantly filmed him without his consent or knowledge, she never presented any footage of him abusing her, Yet she admitted ON TAPE she physically assaulted him, and verbally abused him when he tried to walk away. SHE was the abuser.

But you're right, "nobody deserves that."
 
2022-08-08 5:08:45 PM  

covfefe: Rapmaster2000: "I think it would have been naive for anybody to think all these motions were only going to have flattering things for Johnny Depp and unflattering things for Amber Heard,"

But people did.  Some people thought there was a good guy and a bad guy, and not what this actually is which is two damaged people in a cycle of addiction and abuse.

All conflict is the man's fault.


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2022-08-08 5:11:13 PM  

WhippingBoi: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

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2022-08-08 5:14:54 PM  

LewDux: Damn grandads these days, can't even use Urban Dictionary


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Why does he have a dictionary?
 
2022-08-08 5:29:29 PM  

Trik: BeesNuts: incels

Tarl3k: incels

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Anyone whose heroes are Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson and Steven Crowder should be mocked as failures of masculinity until they run out of tears.
 
2022-08-08 5:31:54 PM  

BeesNuts: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

You're dead on about stan.

Based is close, but it's easier to understand if you realize it's just a phonetic spelling of a slightly mispronounced "Best".


I have a particular hatred of casual use of "based," mostly because it was an obscure piece of black slang that, when Gamergate was a thing, suddenly every 4chan alt-righter was using the word.  And I may be incorrect in this, but I associate it's introduction to wider online usage with trying to mainstream themselves through meme language.
 
2022-08-08 5:36:29 PM  

UNC_Samurai: BeesNuts: LeftisRightisWrong: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Stalker fans, obsessed weirdos. Also ties into an Eminem song about one of them named Stan.

Also, near as I can figure, based means "damn right." without using two syllables.

/damn kids get off my lawn

You're dead on about stan.

Based is close, but it's easier to understand if you realize it's just a phonetic spelling of a slightly mispronounced "Best".

I have a particular hatred of casual use of "based," mostly because it was an obscure piece of black slang that, when Gamergate was a thing, suddenly every 4chan alt-righter was using the word.  And I may be incorrect in this, but I associate it's introduction to wider online usage with trying to mainstream themselves through meme language.


No you're right, that's essentially what happened with "woke" becoming a perjorative, just on a different time scale. I'm not sure exactly when the right started using it negatively but "based" absolutely came from gamergaters weaponizing it
 
2022-08-08 5:37:20 PM  

kevinatilusa: Slaxl: What are "stans"?


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2022-08-08 5:38:29 PM  

replacementcool: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"


"Oh, but it's supposed to describe thinking for yourself, and not caring about others' opinions."

Of course, they won't admit "thinking for yourself" = buying into radicalizing propaganda, and "not caring about other people's opinions" = ignoring the people telling you you're starting to sound more racist and extremist.
 
2022-08-08 5:40:14 PM  

replacementcool: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"


It's supposed to mean "based in reality" as opposed to all the sjw that live on fantasy land.
 
2022-08-08 5:40:24 PM  

replacementcool: baorao: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

My 6 year old referred to something as "sus" and somehow immediately I understood that there are no longer any circumstances where people younger than me will think I am cool.

Maybe it's regional but 'sus' was shorthand for suspicious where I live years before among us came out. I'm pretty sure I recall using it as a kid


I don't know what Among Us or that it came from that. Further evidence I'm on the wrong side of the Dad/Cool Mendoza line I suppose.
 
2022-08-08 5:40:30 PM  

quiotu: Trik: BeesNuts: incels

Tarl3k: incels

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Anyone whose heroes are Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson and Steven Crowder should be mocked as failures of masculinity until they run out of tears.


And should we be surprised that a usual suspect got triggered by that phrase?
 
2022-08-08 5:42:59 PM  

padraig: replacementcool: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"

It's supposed to mean "based in reality" as opposed to all the sjw that live on fantasy land.


And yet all it conveys is that the person using it has never touched boobs
 
2022-08-08 6:24:59 PM  

spacebar: Another weak-ass hit piece by another weak-ass AH apologist.

There's absolutely nothing in that article Depp has any reason to be embarrassed about. Except maybe being friends with Marilyn Manson at some. But who doesn't have embarrassing friends.in their past?

It's interesting how much mainstream press and money is being spent on trying to recover AH's reputation. If she's really broke, who's funding all of this disinformation? I think we have a pretty good idea...

/nothing worse than a pussy--whipped, twitter-buying (or not), electric car peddling billionaire


You have been rejected by everything human other than inflatable love dolls...right?
 
2022-08-08 6:33:30 PM  

padraig: replacementcool: Slaxl: What are "stans"?

Also there are other words I've been seeing used I don't understand. "Based" comes to mind, but let's stick with stans, then post the Abe Simpson "I used to be with it".jpg

Based is how right wing chads and incels spell "yes, that is correct" or "I like and agree with this"

It's supposed to mean "based in reality" as opposed to all the sjw that live on fantasy land.


In that case I've never seen it correctly used.
 
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