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(Independent)   If this ends up on the "Food" tab, then the answer is "yes, we should. Tastes like chicken?". If it ends up on the STEM tab, then the answer is "no, do you want them to go extinct again?"   (independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, Woolly mammoth, Mammoth, woolly mammoth, Wrangel Island, Giant sloths, Meat, Dwarf elephant, Pleistocene megafauna  
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1066 clicks; posted to STEM » and Food » on 08 Aug 2022 at 12:50 PM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 1:16:02 PM  
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Now here's what we need.
 
2022-08-08 1:16:52 PM  
3 votes:
Meh, I only eat mastodon.
 
2022-08-08 2:10:03 PM  
3 votes:

brainlordmesomorph: Its Texas.

The only reason they would breed them is to eat them.


Actually, Texas is interested in turning them into an invasive species to justify more powerful gunz.
 
2022-08-08 5:22:07 PM  
3 votes:
Oh hai guys
 
2022-08-08 1:06:57 PM  
2 votes:
I had a mammoth in Ark named Puffalottagrass
 
2022-08-08 10:22:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2022-08-08 2:36:58 PM  
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Veloram: Not to mention that it's a species that would probably be an enormous contributor to greenhouse gases in itself


The exact opposite, actually. The reasoning behind bringing mammoths back is to reinvigorate arctic tundra and prevent the release of greenhouse gases stored beneath the permafrost.
 
2022-08-08 4:29:49 PM  
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bisonjelly: brainlordmesomorph: Its Texas.

The only reason they would breed them is to eat them.

Actually, Texas is interested in turning them into an invasive species to justify more powerful gunz.


How am I supposed to stop 40 rampaging mammoths in my yard while my kids are playing if I don't have a rocket launcher?
 
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