Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(BBC)   Nobody knows why Jesus left his Piglove Brewery to travel to Harrogate, but tell the police if you see him   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Wetherby, Collingham, West Yorkshire, Yorkshire, River Wharfe, Mr Moreno, Spanish origin, Otley, Ilkley  
•       •       •

1295 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 2:20 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

11 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
2022-08-08 9:35:57 AM  
Jesus left Piglove for Chicago, but now Jesus left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans.
2022-08-08 2:25:29 PM  
How do you know that isn't Russel Brand?
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-08 2:34:56 PM  
He'll probably show up in about 3 days.
2022-08-08 2:46:05 PM  
I know it's already been referenced but

ZZ Top - Jesus Just Left Chicago (From "Double Down Live - 1980")
Youtube pN69GC2amTg
2022-08-08 2:48:01 PM  

Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-08 2:48:52 PM  
When this stuff happens, check all the bank accounts.
2022-08-08 2:49:34 PM  
So, he stopped loving pigs.  It's a phase we all go through.
2022-08-08 2:52:36 PM  
Hold on -- we've gotten word from



/blame the women
2022-08-08 2:55:13 PM  
Have you tried looking in 2016?

Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-08 3:06:20 PM  
He had an encounter with a vespiform?

/surely not obscure
2022-08-08 3:21:01 PM  
I will.
Displayed 11 of 11 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.