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(Cleveland 19)   Cleveland Guardians finally realize mustard is the worst of all the condiments   (cleveland19.com) divider line
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714 clicks; posted to Sports » on 08 Aug 2022 at 11:50 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 9:17:18 AM  
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2022-08-08 9:46:57 AM  
Some say the Guardians should have given him his unconditional release, but as usual, Cleveland just can't cut the mustard.
 
2022-08-08 10:44:42 AM  
I dunno what this is all aboot but Stadium Mustard is excellent mustard. God, if I want a taste of Cleveland it's Stadium Mustard on a Corky-n-Lenny's dog.
 
2022-08-08 12:38:42 PM  
Choosing not to call up Relish when he's been outperforming in the minors is a classic Guardians mistake.
 
2022-08-08 12:44:03 PM  
Oh, wait unti you hear about the Pirates and all the cattiness before each Pierogi Race.
 
2022-08-08 12:57:02 PM  
They should sign amba from the foreign leagues.
 
2022-08-08 1:02:31 PM  
Spicy brown mustard or Stadium Mustard is/are Best Mustard(s) and therefore, Best Condiment(s)!

Some poor bastard kid got an intimate date with the ground courtesy of Benny the Bull after drifting over just a touch too much in front of somebody without a great ability to see him.

"fark them kids"
 
2022-08-08 1:15:06 PM  
Shiat, they just cut my cousin!

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2022-08-08 1:24:28 PM  
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2022-08-08 1:27:17 PM  
Sausage must still be on the 60-day DL.

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2022-08-08 1:59:13 PM  
Yellow Mustard is Worst Condiment.

The amazing thing is how easy it is to turn Worst to Best.
 
2022-08-08 2:38:34 PM  
Incorrect. Mayonnaise is the worst.
 
2022-08-08 2:44:06 PM  
I ain't been to a game in about 4-5 years, still keep a stock of the IndiansGuardians stadium mustard in my pantry. Great on hot dogs, better on brats.
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2022-08-08 3:22:30 PM  
Mustard or tomato water with corn syrup?  Tough choice.
 
2022-08-08 3:31:26 PM  
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2022-08-08 4:06:51 PM  

Chris Crude: I ain't been to a game in about 4-5 years, still keep a stock of the IndiansGuardians stadium mustard in my pantry. Great on hot dogs, better on brats.[Fark user image image 425x655]


Dirty water Kosher dogs with Stadium Mustard at the old stadium were a delicacy.  Miss the old place and miss the almost Nathan's like taste of the dogs served there.
 
2022-08-08 5:50:33 PM  

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Came for this!   Grabbed some from Cleveland Hopkins Airport, last time i was in Ohio. 
My wife thought i was being silly, but then Rachel Ray name-dropped it on her show a few days later, and i became hero for a day for having brought it home.
 
2022-08-08 5:51:35 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Choosing not to call up Relish when he's been outperforming in the minors is a classic Guardians mistake.


Not calling up Relish is quite the pickle.

But so long as they kept Ketchup up it should be fine.
 
2022-08-08 6:11:08 PM  
Is this just meant to be humorous or is it a real sports transaction?

I ask because it's Cleveland and when the story of Deshaun's guaranteed contract broke, I guessed wrong about whether that was serious or just an Onion-esque spoof.  I fear I may be wrong again.
 
2022-08-08 6:20:24 PM  
I agree, mustard is my condiment of choice for Wurst.
 
2022-08-08 6:59:05 PM  
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I'd buy ten of those for a dollar!
 
2022-08-08 7:21:36 PM  

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Lucked into finding a case at the Big Lots in Eugene, Or. a couple of years ago, supplies are dwindling though. May have to go to the benchwarmer...
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2022-08-08 9:00:38 PM  
Of all the things one might criticize Cleveland for, their mustard is down at the very bottom of the list. This stuff is great.

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2022-08-09 8:43:54 AM  
Plochman's for deli meat.
Gulden's for hot dogs and sausage.
 
2022-08-09 11:23:46 AM  

peachpicker: Of all the things one might criticize Cleveland for, their mustard is down at the very bottom of the list. This stuff is great.

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"The" Authentic Stadium Mustard? Look out, there might be a trademark lawsuit from within the state....
 
2022-08-10 12:42:04 AM  
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