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8182 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 8:20 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 8:15:34 AM  
Gave me a good laugh.
 
2022-08-08 8:26:05 AM  
The  table will not be going to the prominent family of moyels it was planned for...
 
2022-08-08 8:33:02 AM  
Website (mobile) won't load. So instead, witty wordplay.

The penis mighter than the table.
 
2022-08-08 8:36:33 AM  
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2022-08-08 8:36:40 AM  
Looks like a geoduck.

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2022-08-08 8:38:06 AM  
Whomever posed for the creator of that table might want to get his schmekel looked at by a urologist.

/ YMMV.
 
2022-08-08 8:43:41 AM  
Not a penis, it's a blown up picture of a zit at the moment of it being popped.

So how's breakfast going today fellow farkers?
 
2022-08-08 8:45:10 AM  
"When you put 'Ana Julieta' into Google, only this will appear. Nothing about an architect or a DJ."

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if only there were some way for this to have been kept private. if only...
 
2022-08-08 8:54:26 AM  
That one must have been circumcised at an angle.
 
2022-08-08 8:55:28 AM  
I got an article of some guy airdropping dick pics.
 
2022-08-08 8:56:04 AM  
If you're spending $2600 on a coffee table, you deserve a penis on it.
 
2022-08-08 8:58:43 AM  
Everything about that woman screams "look at meeeeee"
 
2022-08-08 8:59:19 AM  
Try selling it at next year's SDCC as a Dr. Manhattan table.
 
2022-08-08 9:00:49 AM  
If she's had it for more than four hours she might want to get it checked out.
 
2022-08-08 9:01:47 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "When you put 'Ana Julieta' into Google, only this will appear. Nothing about an architect or a DJ."

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if only there were some way for this to have been kept private. if only...


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Bing finds her, first five or so pictures.
 
2022-08-08 9:08:20 AM  

virgo47: Everything about that woman screams "look at meeeeee"


Nobody wants to look at Brazilian women. Why can't they accept this?
 
2022-08-08 9:14:20 AM  
Know what looks good on a penis table?

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2022-08-08 9:33:51 AM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I got an article of some guy airdropping dick pics.


I got the combo: a video of the dickpic airdrop, an article about the penis table.

All in all, a pretty good day.
 
2022-08-08 9:42:06 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Looks like a geoduck.

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You're not helping.
 
2022-08-08 9:48:24 AM  
It you rub the table vigorously, I'll sure it'll get right off.
 
2022-08-08 10:19:38 AM  
"That's not a penis...it's a pisswhistle."
 
2022-08-08 10:21:30 AM  
When you put 'Ana Julieta' into Google, only this will appear.

Liar...that's not what I got, but I don't use google.


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2022-08-08 10:21:41 AM  

virgo47: Everything about that woman screams "look at meeeeee"


Don't mind if I do, thanks.

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2022-08-08 10:24:03 AM  

Creoena: If you're spending $2600 on a coffee table, you deserve a penis on it.


She'd probably enjoy that... Oh, in the table, not on it.

/Alternatively: it's got a c0ck on it so you know you've been farked.
 
2022-08-08 10:49:12 AM  
she could easily sell that for more than $2600. easily.
 
2022-08-08 11:04:02 AM  
I'd like to order a Brazilian....
 
2022-08-08 11:23:21 AM  
"When you put 'Ana Julieta' into Google, only this will appear. Nothing about an architect or a DJ."


Sounds like you aren't stellar at either, then.
 
2022-08-08 11:31:10 AM  
Eh, cover it with a bush.
 
2022-08-08 12:29:21 PM  
Ordered a coffee-table, got a cocktail table.
 
2022-08-08 1:33:24 PM  
That's not a penis table.  THIS *ziiip* *thunk* is a penis table.
 
2022-08-08 2:03:37 PM  

MrHormel: If she's had it for more than four hours she might want to get it checked out.


Oh, so that's why it's blue.
 
2022-08-08 6:19:06 PM  
I paint what I know.

Classic caption I paiint what I see.
 
2022-08-08 6:24:58 PM  
God just doesn't care any more.

Or else He is just farking with us.

You know, like Donald Trump..
 
2022-08-08 6:32:32 PM  
Rich people spending money on things but have no clue what they are getting except they spent a lot of money on it.

give me $260 and i can get you a coffee table with a dildo instead
 
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