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(Axios)   Do you want to see what TFG left in the toilet?   (axios.com) divider line
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2022-08-08 8:14:19 AM  
Is no still a valid answer?
 
2022-08-08 8:23:13 AM  
He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.
 
2022-08-08 8:50:51 AM  
And WHY has he still not been arrested for ANYTHING yet?
 
2022-08-08 8:51:13 AM  
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2022-08-08 8:53:30 AM  
"It's a 1/3 scale sculpture of Ivanka, made entirely out of chicken skin and...why are there tiny mushroom-shaped dents in the crotc...OH MY GOD"
 
2022-08-08 8:59:06 AM  
I'm surprised the toilets didn't clog up.
 
2022-08-08 9:08:49 AM  
TFG + Toilet always makes me think Elvis
 
2022-08-08 9:10:22 AM  
Are all of his documents written with a sharpie?
 
2022-08-08 9:11:06 AM  
I'm tired of having to flush my toilet 15-20 times to get things to go. HELP ME DONALD TRUMP
 
2022-08-08 9:11:18 AM  
Document Dump
 
2022-08-08 9:11:28 AM  
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2022-08-08 9:11:48 AM  
Haberman's sources report the document dumps happened multiple times at the White House, and on at least two foreign trips.

[slow clap]
 
2022-08-08 9:12:14 AM  
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The one on the left:"Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine."

I don't get it?
 
2022-08-08 9:12:14 AM  
It isn't illegal if no one actually enforces it....
 
2022-08-08 9:12:17 AM  
"And these toilets today are so wimpy, you can't even flush wads of legal size documents without em backing up all over the place, it's terrible."
 
2022-08-08 9:12:29 AM  

markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.


Such strong and powerful turds.  Doctors just love looking at them.
 
2022-08-08 9:13:06 AM  
Now I understand why he was complaining about the low flow toilets and how you just gotta keep flushing if you want your (incriminating documents and) shiat to finally make it down.
 
2022-08-08 9:13:31 AM  

xanadian: I'm surprised the toilets didn't clog up.


Pretty sure they did and is the origin of his series of rants about people having to flush the toilet 10-15 times
 
2022-08-08 9:14:57 AM  

markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.


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2022-08-08 9:15:45 AM  
Habermann just happened to discover these photos ahead of the release of her book.
 
2022-08-08 9:15:47 AM  

mediaho: Haberman's sources report the document dumps happened multiple times at the White House, and on at least two foreign trips.

[slow clap]


I thought they set up a special porta-loo for when POTUS is traveling so foreign assholes can't get to the POTUS Spice Melange?
 
2022-08-08 9:21:44 AM  
Haberman - who obtained the photos recently - shared them with us ahead of the Oct. 4 publication of her book, "Confidence Man: The Making of Donald Trump and the Breaking of America."

You had a real big hand in that, Mags.
 
2022-08-08 9:22:09 AM  
Didn't someone bring up there are a bunch of fireplaces in the white house? Why use a toilet to get rid of one's crimes. If this is true, he really is stupid.
 
2022-08-08 9:22:24 AM  
Donald Trump's MASSIVE DUMP REMIX - WTFBRAHH
Youtube UdQYaBFBUoc
 
2022-08-08 9:22:32 AM  
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2022-08-08 9:26:12 AM  
From a while ago... even the people who scream about how lame CRAIYON is probably will have trouble denying this one is kind of neat (and disturbing).

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2022-08-08 9:26:19 AM  
I'm not saying he didn't flush things, but these pictures are about as believable as Project Veritas.
 
2022-08-08 9:26:35 AM  

Cheron: TFG + Toilet always makes me think Elvis


If only!
 
2022-08-08 9:26:43 AM  
Again, a reminder that Haberman knew about all of this, but kept it under wraps so she could instead write a book long after the damage was done. She knew about some of this shiat for years.

Maggie Haberman - bought in, then sold out hoping that we won't remember. "Profit over profession," indeed.
 
2022-08-08 9:27:09 AM  

bostonguy: And WHY has he still not been arrested for ANYTHING yet?


"The wheels of justice turn slowly but finely" or some-such bullshiat nonsense.
 
2022-08-08 9:28:38 AM  
Pictures of torn up paper in a toilet bowl really is not evidence.
 
2022-08-08 9:28:47 AM  
Remove the word "what" from the headline, and I'm here for it.
 
2022-08-08 9:29:15 AM  
With helpful examples of what papers in toilets might look like.
 
2022-08-08 9:31:03 AM  

markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.


On a scale of 1-7, I give him a 7.

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2022-08-08 9:31:17 AM  
One more (aim your hate guns...)

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2022-08-08 9:32:17 AM  
No.

>sigh< okay, morbid curiosity...

>click<

Well, the only surprise here is that he didn't eat the documents first.
 
2022-08-08 9:32:43 AM  

flappy_penguin: mediaho: Haberman's sources report the document dumps happened multiple times at the White House, and on at least two foreign trips.

[slow clap]

I thought they set up a special porta-loo for when POTUS is traveling so foreign assholes can't get to the POTUS Spice Melange?


You know, I bet you absolutely could sell Donald Trump's feces to his followers, and they'd eat 'em, too. Or dry them out and snort them, or maybe dilute and use as an announcing oil.
 
2022-08-08 9:32:47 AM  

Kris_Romm: From a while ago... even the people who scream about how lame CRAIYON is probably will have trouble denying this one is kind of neat (and disturbing).

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I'm never doing DMT again.
 
2022-08-08 9:35:56 AM  
Looks like his juvenile handwriting.
 
2022-08-08 9:36:58 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: I'm not saying he didn't flush things, but these pictures are about as believable as Project Veritas.


This. I'm pretty sure they'd be all soggy and starting to fall apart, with the ink starting to smudge and spread. These look like they're just photoshopped in. It's too clean, even with the lack of poo.
 
2022-08-08 9:37:30 AM  

Dimensio: Pictures of torn up paper in a toilet bowl really is not evidence.


My first thought was "that's some executive privilege right there".

I'm sure the contents of a presidential dook is considered confidential because it might reveal health issues.
 
2022-08-08 9:39:06 AM  

krispos42: markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.

On a scale of 1-7, I give him a 7.

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Type 4 is the worst.
 
2022-08-08 9:40:47 AM  
No.
 
2022-08-08 9:41:41 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: krispos42: markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.

On a scale of 1-7, I give him a 7.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 662x359]

Type 4 is the worst.


That's normal, ya know.  😁
 
2022-08-08 9:45:29 AM  

markie_farkie: He's such a narcissist that I assume every turd he drops looks like a little statue of him.


He's such a narcissist that I always assumed he fished out and shellacked whatever he produced.
 
2022-08-08 9:48:57 AM  

Walker: [i.pinimg.com image 253x750]


At what point did someone feel the need to add "The sh*t I put up with" to that cartoon?

It was perfectly effective without it, and adding it in is like elbowing the reader in the ribs and saying "Pretty funny, huh? Huh?"
 
2022-08-08 9:49:27 AM  
our country?
 
2022-08-08 9:51:36 AM  
Negative ghostrider
 
2022-08-08 9:52:27 AM  
Buried lede.  I always suspected she was a Trump supporter, he confirms it in the article:

"Trump denied it and called Haberman, whose New York Times coverage he follows compulsively, a "maggot."
 
2022-08-08 9:52:55 AM  
"Haberman's sourcesreport the document dumps happened multiple times at the White House, and on at least two foreign trips."

ISWYDT
 
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