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(Daily Star)   Immortal rats of unusual size? I don't think they exist (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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3636 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2022 at 12:05 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-08 12:06:07 PM  
She needs Hattori Hanzo steel
 
2022-08-08 12:06:27 PM  
Inconceivable!
 
2022-08-08 12:08:33 PM  
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"We'll be moving to Thorn Valley soon enough once we help Mrs Frisby and get Jenner to see reason."
 
2022-08-08 12:09:49 PM  

Fano: She needs Hattori Hanzo steel


It seems she carries enough steel when it's cold outside.
 
2022-08-08 12:11:10 PM  
Ratsputin?
 
2022-08-08 12:12:00 PM  
Dramatic Insta-Girl?
 
2022-08-08 12:12:24 PM  
"Immortal rats"

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2022-08-08 12:12:38 PM  
Don't we have a Farker that is a Seattle Underground tour guide? He could tell you about ROUSs. They're the size of feral hogs down there.
 
2022-08-08 12:16:39 PM  
I DON'T BELIEVE THEY EXIST
 
2022-08-08 12:19:12 PM  
Seems like a mostly self correcting problem. In the end, there will only be one immortal rat.
 
2022-08-08 12:25:05 PM  
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2022-08-08 12:26:55 PM  
I saw an ROUS in the office the other day. I expect to be informed that he needs to go....with EXTREME prejudice.
 
2022-08-08 12:27:48 PM  
FFS, poison just means you're going to have rat corpses rotting everywhere.  That's not going to be an improvement this time of year.
 
2022-08-08 12:30:21 PM  
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2022-08-08 12:30:57 PM  

jtown: FFS, poison just means you're going to have rat corpses rotting everywhere.  That's not going to be an improvement this time of year.


Correct.  You need to induce them to come out, like the Peid Piper did.
 
2022-08-08 12:31:32 PM  
New headline: Woman has a problem with immortal rats, and she's got a pair of them.
 
2022-08-08 12:32:20 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: jtown: FFS, poison just means you're going to have rat corpses rotting everywhere.  That's not going to be an improvement this time of year.

Correct.  You need to induce them to come out, like the Peid Piper did.


And then block their entrance and trap any that remain inside. Also true for squirrels.
 
2022-08-08 12:33:24 PM  
I would watch that movie.
 
2022-08-08 12:33:48 PM  
I read that headline as 'immoral' rats, and started picturing what immoral actions the rats were getting up to down there.
 
2022-08-08 12:34:53 PM  
Now she just needs to deal with the Bats in her Belfry.
 
2022-08-08 12:36:52 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: I read that headline as 'immoral' rats, and started picturing what immoral actions the rats were getting up to down there.


Well, they're just rats, so I would opine they can't be immoral so much as amoral, lacking any understanding of morality in its general sense.

Language is fun.
 
2022-08-08 12:37:25 PM  
Maybe she meant "infernal rats."
 
2022-08-08 12:39:06 PM  
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2022-08-08 12:41:48 PM  
Why no picture of said rats? They should be ballsy enough to roam around no matter what.
 
2022-08-08 12:42:03 PM  
Someone more clever than me needs to make a "rats in the walls" reference.
 
2022-08-08 12:44:09 PM  
If it is true that these rats were unaffected by standard rat poison  then i suppose given after how long the stuff has been in use that they might develop an immunity to it.   Mind I haven't a clue if they use the same chemicals in rat poison in the UK that we do in the US.
 
2022-08-08 12:46:20 PM  

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"...what a life."
 
2022-08-08 12:49:14 PM  

olorin604: Someone more clever than me needs to make a "rats in the walls" reference.


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2022-08-08 12:52:48 PM  
Conner McRat, of the McRat clan?

/but there was only one.
 
2022-08-08 12:54:03 PM  
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2022-08-08 12:54:20 PM  
I'm only clicking for the possibly NSFW content. Everything else about this is stupid.
 
2022-08-08 12:54:54 PM  
Pfft. Let me know when you have to use a punt gun to take out a rat the size of an elephant in the Fleet river sewer.

Talons of Weng-Chiang, Dr. Who, Season 14.
 
2022-08-08 12:56:32 PM  

kbronsito: Seems like a mostly self correcting problem. In the end, there will only be one immortal rat.


Yes but then they'll make a horrible sequel where it turns out the immortal rats were aliens all along.
 
2022-08-08 12:58:53 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: I read that headline as 'immoral' rats, and started picturing what immoral actions the rats were getting up to down there.


Yay I'm not the only one!
 
2022-08-08 12:59:37 PM  

Malenfant: I'm only clicking for the possibly NSFW content. Everything else about this is stupid.


I expected to see Hillary Clinton posing with her for a photo op.
 
2022-08-08 1:00:46 PM  
She must have seen the bizzaro world version of Ratatouille.  They obviously pissed of the rat gods and have to drag heavy chains around like Sisyphus every night for eternity.  Because they really cannot cook or adhere to health code standards.
 
2022-08-08 1:01:17 PM  

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After two threads including Loony Tunes today, I have to share my joy that they are all on hbo max atm, and I've had like a nostalgia orgy re-watching some of these cartoons I haven't seen in decades.

They don't make em like that anymore.
 
2022-08-08 1:01:27 PM  
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get yourself a Ratdog.
 
2022-08-08 1:08:11 PM  
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2022-08-08 1:20:27 PM  
The exterminators set out poison ... but the "immortal" rats didn't die, despite eating the poison, and the nightmare continued

Most likely the exterminators used iocane poison, which they rats had spent year developing an immunity to
 
2022-08-08 1:20:40 PM  
It was supposed be "crossing State Lions for immoral porpoises."
 
2022-08-08 1:22:57 PM  
She just needs to find a group of Level 1 adventurers, offer one copper per body...problem solved!  Probably for less than a dollar.
 
2022-08-08 1:31:22 PM  
time to bring in a rat-catcher:

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2022-08-08 2:05:23 PM  
I had a little art deco apt in Hollywood once... it had a back door that lead to a tiny tiny yard.... 

I would hear this knawing from time to time, and assumed it was my dog chewing on a bone.   Then one day, i discovered it it was actually a rat, knawing the bottom of the back door to create a hole large enough enabling to come and go...   He looked at me like, "what are you gonna do about it".     The horror of seeing this rat was as troublesome as understanding how smart and resilient he was.
 
2022-08-08 2:14:59 PM  
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I go get traps.
 
2022-08-08 2:25:07 PM  
I remember another time, when i worked at a newstation, there was a story we reported of an amputee guy was suing his landlord.... He complained about rats... nothing was done, and one day he woke up in the middle of the night, and a multitude of rats were eating away at his stump.... Like he lost a lot more flesh than what was already missing.  He didn't feel it because of the dead nerve endings, i suppose.  just woke up, and saw this horror. pretty disturbing.
 
2022-08-08 2:50:52 PM  

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Came for the Of Unknown Origin reference. (I would have posted the box art, though. You know, the one with a picture of a naked woman with a rat on her back that has no relevance to the movie whatsoever.)

/ Strange movie; fun movie
// Great cast including Louis Del Grande and Maury Chaykin
/// CSB: almost got Weller to sign my copy, but he withdrew from the convention at the 11th hour
 
2022-08-08 3:06:21 PM  
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2022-08-08 3:06:28 PM  

T.rex: I had a little art deco apt in Hollywood once... it had a back door that lead to a tiny tiny yard.... 

I would hear this knawing from time to time, and assumed it was my dog chewing on a bone.   Then one day, i discovered it it was actually a rat, knawing the bottom of the back door to create a hole large enough enabling to come and go...   He looked at me like, "what are you gonna do about it".     The horror of seeing this rat was as troublesome as understanding how smart and resilient he was.


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