MusicMakeMyHeadPound: One of the more impressive things I learned from our firstborn is that breastfeeding is much more difficult than I initially thought.

"Oh, we have instincts for that"
😬 One would think...

That and I felt totally useless with my stupid man-tits.

Stupid human babies will plop out a vagina and crawl right up mamma's body for a drink (mom usually helps, but newborns can do this)... but somehow be completely incapable of figuring out how to suck milk out of a nipple.

We are a very weird species sometimes.

Chabash: Unsung_Hero: I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.

It was probably the mooing every time she walked by and calling her Bessy.

Did that when she was at 8 months.  Pregnant women apparently don't find that amoosing.

/And yes, I really did and no, she really didn't.