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2022-08-08 8:49:20 AM  
I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.
 
2022-08-08 8:50:32 AM  

Unsung_Hero: I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.


It was probably the mooing every time she walked by and calling her Bessy.
 
2022-08-08 8:52:38 AM  

Chabash: Unsung_Hero: I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.

It was probably the mooing every time she walked by and calling her Bessy.


Did that when she was at 8 months.  Pregnant women apparently don't find that amoosing.

/And yes, I really did and no, she really didn't.
 
2022-08-08 9:02:50 AM  
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2022-08-08 9:15:39 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Chabash: Unsung_Hero: I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.

It was probably the mooing every time she walked by and calling her Bessy.

Did that when she was at 8 months.  Pregnant women apparently don't find that amoosing.

/And yes, I really did and no, she really didn't.


It's second nature to udder those statements.
 
2022-08-08 9:24:52 AM  
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2022-08-08 9:43:04 AM  
When I was an infant milk would have caused me to die so I had the fake shiat
 
2022-08-08 9:57:12 AM  
One of the more impressive things I learned from our firstborn is that breastfeeding is much more difficult than I initially thought.

"Oh, we have instincts for that"
😬 One would think...

That and I felt totally useless with my stupid man-tits.
 
2022-08-08 10:05:14 AM  

MusicMakeMyHeadPound: One of the more impressive things I learned from our firstborn is that breastfeeding is much more difficult than I initially thought.

"Oh, we have instincts for that"
😬 One would think...

That and I felt totally useless with my stupid man-tits.


Stupid human babies will plop out a vagina and crawl right up mamma's body for a drink (mom usually helps, but newborns can do this)... but somehow be completely incapable of figuring out how to suck milk out of a nipple.

We are a very weird species sometimes.
 
2022-08-08 11:25:22 AM  

Unsung_Hero: I tried to convince my wife to keep going after the kid was seemed, but that was a firm no.

We'd have saved a mint on milk.


What you saved on milk you would have spent on cabbage leaves. Trust me on this one
 
2022-08-08 11:27:23 AM  
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2022-08-08 11:34:09 AM  
What, did the Boobies tag have a schedule conflict?

/Former La Leche League "demonstration baby"
//Now dad of 3, each weaned at 2 years
 
2022-08-08 12:28:23 PM  
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2022-08-08 12:52:03 PM  
Is this another story about out of touch old men deciding women are doing something wrong/sinful, or is this legit?
 
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