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2022-08-07 9:07:41 PM  
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2022-08-07 9:45:48 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ElginCharles: President @JoeBiden has replaced Ron Bloom, USPS board chair & Louis DeJoy ally, on the postal board. Looks like DeJoy will be terminated, soon. 🤞🏽


I want him folded, spindled, and mutilated.
 
2022-08-07 9:53:00 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Original: Original Tweet:

ElginCharles: President @JoeBiden has replaced Ron Bloom, USPS board chair & Louis DeJoy ally, on the postal board. Looks like DeJoy will be terminated, soon. 🤞🏽


I want him folded, spindled, and mutilated.


Spindle him twice, just to be sure. Seriously, fark that guy.
 
2022-08-07 9:58:21 PM  
Mark him "Return to Sender" and then deport him to Sweden.  He's not even from there.
 
2022-08-07 9:59:40 PM  
Any. Day. Now.

OK, joking aside - GOOD.  Fark that guy.  I fervently hope this speculation is true and DeJoy is next.  It seems to be, it would certainly be the next logical step.
 
2022-08-07 10:00:44 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Mark him "Return to Sender" and then deport him to Sweden.  He's not even from there.


Ship his ass to Mar-A-Lago, that's where he came from.  Condemn him to the hell of shiatty omelets and endless Applauding for TFG.
 
2022-08-07 10:25:26 PM  
DeJoy is writing a one-sentence resignation letter right now.  The scumbag is not going to wait to be shown the door.
 
2022-08-07 10:45:34 PM  

Rann Xerox: DeJoy is writing a one-sentence resignation letter right now.  The scumbag is not going to wait to be shown the door.


Well, whatever happens, he's going to land in a cushy Board job for a major shipper that now profits from his dismantling of the US Post.

You know, like where he came from.
 
2022-08-07 11:27:13 PM  
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2022-08-07 11:34:01 PM  
I wonder if he's being investigated for conspiracy.
 
2022-08-07 11:44:22 PM  
Get on with it. Throw him out back with the rest of the scrap.
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2022-08-07 11:58:47 PM  

gopher321: I wonder if he's being investigated for conspiracy.


FFS. The network exists and is hard at work. It's just a matter of recognizing it as a criminal enterprise.
 
2022-08-08 12:00:08 AM  
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Bye trash....
 
2022-08-08 12:00:51 AM  
Dark Brandon is having a weekend.
 
2022-08-08 12:41:07 AM  
Best to keep traitors in sight till you get their phone records straight.
The Board wanted to have a complete file for J6 committee.
So how do you like that conspiracy theory?
 
2022-08-08 2:06:59 AM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Original: Original Tweet:
ElginCharles: President @JoeBiden has replaced Ron Bloom, USPS board chair & Louis DeJoy ally, on the postal board. Looks like DeJoy will be terminated, soon. 🤞🏽

I want him folded, spindled, and mutilated.


And lost in the mail.
 
2022-08-08 2:12:03 AM  
YOU'RE FIRED!

/Strongly worded letter to follow..
 
2022-08-08 2:14:18 AM  
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/Just watch out on his last day, is all I'm saying.
 
2022-08-08 2:15:52 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ElginCharles: President @JoeBiden has replaced Ron Bloom, USPS board chair & Louis DeJoy ally, on the postal board. Looks like DeJoy will be terminated, soon. 🤞🏽


About farking time.
 
2022-08-08 2:19:10 AM  
A competent media would have made a bigger deal out of how they tried to tank the mail in order to win the election due to missing postal ballots.
 
2022-08-08 2:20:05 AM  
DeJoy has been DeFeated

......soon to be DeFenestrated
 
2022-08-08 2:21:02 AM  
But how bad will he screw everything over on the way out?
 
2022-08-08 2:21:30 AM  
Hey, DeJoy:

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2022-08-08 2:22:29 AM  
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2022-08-08 2:23:19 AM  
Wow that only took d'forever.
 
2022-08-08 2:23:53 AM  
Biden can't do that I thought?

Have I been lied to by systemic water carriers repeatedly?
 
2022-08-08 2:24:04 AM  
I'm sure there was a good reason but what the F took so long?
Also I'm still hoping he faces consequences for making his employees donate to his political candidates, but that is some wishful thinking.
 
2022-08-08 2:25:19 AM  

gopher321: I wonder if he's being investigated for conspiracy.


I'm pretty sure that was covered in the job interview.
 
2022-08-08 2:26:03 AM  
I really do miss the days of probably not knowing who the postmaster general was or just reading their name once and immediately tossing it into the mental circular file.


/Yes, I could say that for any Trump appointee.
 
2022-08-08 2:27:46 AM  
One more Johnny Dangerously goof.
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2022-08-08 2:31:39 AM  
literally fark that guy

i mean, literally as in "not literally"
 
2022-08-08 2:43:27 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Biden can't do that I thought?

Have I been lied to by systemic water carriers repeatedly?


Not directly, but he can appoint the people he can.  He's been making the proper appointments when he can.  This latest appointment tips the balance in his (and the nation's) favor.
 
2022-08-08 2:44:07 AM  
Mail him to Abu Dhabi.
 
2022-08-08 2:50:59 AM  

Palined Parenthood: literally fark that guy

i mean, literally as in "not literally"


Nah. Dress him in a grey sweatsuit that is the color of worn asphalt and glue him to one of the curvy roads just outside Sturgis. When the bars let out.
 
2022-08-08 2:59:22 AM  
Release the hounds...
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2022-08-08 3:00:24 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Mark him "Return to Sender" and then deport him to Sweden.  He's not even from there.


Sweden is WAY too good for him. Send him to Hungary.
 
2022-08-08 3:02:49 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Rann Xerox: DeJoy is writing a one-sentence resignation letter right now.  The scumbag is not going to wait to be shown the door.

Well, whatever happens, he's going to land in a cushy Board job for a major shipper that now profits from his dismantling of the US Post.

You know, like where he came from.


No, he'll just collect 100 million dollars in Ain't Nothin Gonna Happen insurance from Alex Jones' cryptobros.
 
2022-08-08 3:04:20 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: A competent media would have made a bigger deal out of how they tried to tank the mail in order to win the election due to missing postal ballots.


Horseraces and eyeballs. That is all the news media is interested in these days.
 
2022-08-08 3:11:28 AM  
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2022-08-08 3:23:29 AM  
I really want to giggity over this, but is there a better source available than Some Guy on Twitter?
 
2022-08-08 3:26:44 AM  

duppy: I really want to giggity over this, but is there a better source available than Some Guy on Twitter?


https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-expected-to-replace-ron-bloom-usps-board-chair-and-key-dejoy-ally-on-postal-board/ar-AAQU4Ff
 
2022-08-08 3:27:54 AM  

Skyfrog: duppy: I really want to giggity over this, but is there a better source available than Some Guy on Twitter?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/biden-expected-to-replace-ron-bloom-usps-board-chair-and-key-dejoy-ally-on-postal-board/ar-AAQU4Ff


Also that is dated 2021 so I'm not sure what is going on now.
 
2022-08-08 3:31:20 AM  
I mean, ok. Good. Not sure why it took this long. Seems like that would have been an easy one to check off the to-do list while you're still unpacking after inauguration.
 
2022-08-08 3:32:59 AM  
Burning Hell
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2022-08-08 3:35:09 AM  
It's been a rough few days and I'm trying to remind myself of the good things:

My step-grandmother is dead
I am fostering adorable puppies who just opened their eyes
DeJoy is gonna get farked

That's all I can think of right now.
 
2022-08-08 3:37:15 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: It's been a rough few days and I'm trying to remind myself of the good things:

My step-grandmother is dead
I am fostering adorable puppies who just opened their eyes
DeJoy is gonna get farked

That's all I can think of right now.


I want puppy pics!
 
2022-08-08 3:39:44 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: ViolentEastCoastCity: It's been a rough few days and I'm trying to remind myself of the good things:

My step-grandmother is dead
I am fostering adorable puppies who just opened their eyes
DeJoy is gonna get farked

That's all I can think of right now.

I want puppy pics!


As long as they're bathed and sober...
 
2022-08-08 3:39:44 AM  

MrBallou: gopher321: I wonder if he's being investigated for conspiracy.

FFS. The network exists and is hard at work. It's just a matter of recognizing it as a criminal enterprise.

algman: I'm pretty sure that was covered in the job interview.

Nah'mean: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Original: Original Tweet:
ElginCharles: President @JoeBiden has replaced Ron Bloom, USPS board chair & Louis DeJoy ally, on the postal board. Looks like DeJoy will be terminated, soon. 🤞🏽

I want him folded, spindled, and mutilated.

Spindle him twice, just to be sure. Seriously, fark that guy.

bughunter: [Fark user image 400×302]

My only parody song lyrics to date to actually be sung by a moderately well-known political song parodist:
ARREST THIS SCARY GENTLEMAN | A Tale of the Postmaster
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/I wrote the first verse's lyrics (and had even posted them on Fark PolTab threads about DeJoy a few times back in the day before he did this) and inspired the whole thing. He'd earlier done a different parody to the same Christmas carol called "God Made Some Scary Gentlemen."
 
2022-08-08 3:41:55 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Exile On Beale Street: ViolentEastCoastCity: It's been a rough few days and I'm trying to remind myself of the good things:

My step-grandmother is dead
I am fostering adorable puppies who just opened their eyes
DeJoy is gonna get farked

That's all I can think of right now.

I want puppy pics!

As long as they're bathed and sober...

Good things? Alex Jones done got farked.
/But there are other threads on that subject.
 
2022-08-08 3:44:24 AM  
Spartapuss: Mail him to Abu Dhabi.

Postage due...
 
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