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(Daily Mail)   Anne Heche's car crash was sponsored by a vodka distillery   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-08-08 8:19:05 AM  
Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time
 
2022-08-08 8:22:36 AM  
Next on the "Boulevard of Broken People" podcast...
 
2022-08-08 8:34:20 AM  
They said they were following the advice of a doctor who told them to drink vodka instead of wine, but noted they are using wine to chase down the vodka

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2022-08-08 8:41:48 AM  
Damn Bourbon
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2022-08-08 8:43:24 AM  
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2022-08-08 8:44:27 AM  
I'm fine with her serving time to reflect on her bad decisions.  It's a miracle she didn't kill a dozen people.
 
2022-08-08 8:46:35 AM  
Not clicking a Daily Mail link; has this been verified by a source that's not tabloid crap?
 
2022-08-08 8:52:38 AM  
Vodka soaked driving is what wealthy white people call "self care". She's had it rough you guys.
 
2022-08-08 8:55:18 AM  

buntz: Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time


Her butthole shined in that film.

/what was the point of that movie anyway?
 
2022-08-08 8:56:25 AM  
Reading stories like this make me feel good about my drinking.
 
2022-08-08 8:57:24 AM  

Last Man on Earth: Not clicking a Daily Mail link; has this been verified by a source that's not tabloid crap?


Yes.

She was sloppy drunk, and speeding in a residential neighborhood.
 
2022-08-08 9:00:52 AM  

Mugato: buntz: Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time

Her butthole shined in that film.

/what was the point of that movie anyway?


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2022-08-08 9:08:30 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Vodka soaked driving is what wealthy white people call "self care". She's had it rough you guys.

The video, obtained by TMZ, shows Heche gripping her steering wheel as she sped down the street at around 10.45am. The resident who took the video said it was actually the third time she circled the street, and on the second go-around people started screaming at her to slow down.


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I have no sympathy for her erratic, reckless, self destructive behavior. At some point, a person with mental issues that self medicated with alcohol is just a dangerous alcoholic.
 
2022-08-08 9:09:33 AM  
Some woman in my parents' retirement community won a golf cart from Fuzzy's Vodka and she had too much Fuzzy's Vodka and crashed it that day.
 
2022-08-08 9:10:59 AM  
Drinking and mental illness are really bad companions, despite how they may seem to get along.

I'd say that's about it for her career, and if she avoids prison it'll be remarkable. On the plus side, she's done research for a role that will make it easier for her to adjust to prison life.

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2022-08-08 9:11:58 AM  
This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.
 
2022-08-08 9:14:55 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.


She's worth $4 million, she can afford it.
 
2022-08-08 9:24:40 AM  

Kitty2.0: Wave Of Anal Fury: This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.

She's worth $4 million, she can afford it.


Net worth ≠ liquidity
 
2022-08-08 9:29:15 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Kitty2.0: Wave Of Anal Fury: This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.

She's worth $4 million, she can afford it.

Net worth ≠ liquidity


True, but I'm still betting she could afford a couple of sessions a month if she really wanted to....spoiler alert, she DIDN'T want to get help.
 
2022-08-08 9:30:16 AM  
The article mentions a couple of times that the podcast aired the day of the accident, but doesn't mention when the podcast was recorded.

She was driving like an idiot, but maybe, just maybe, she was sober at the time.
 
2022-08-08 9:37:47 AM  

EasilyDistracted: The article mentions a couple of times that the podcast aired the day of the accident, but doesn't mention when the podcast was recorded.

She was driving like an idiot, but maybe, just maybe, she was sober at the time.


Guess you didn't see the liquor bottle in the cup holder in the pic taken before she set someone's house on fire.
 
2022-08-08 9:39:59 AM  

Mugato: buntz: Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time

Her butthole shined in that film.

/what was the point of that movie anyway?


Norman (mastur)Bates.
 
2022-08-08 9:40:49 AM  
The Lap of L.A. record is safe from Anne Heche.
 
2022-08-08 9:43:20 AM  
I think drunk drivers should lose their licenses for ever, but wishing all this hate on a person who is burned alive, intubated, and in critical condition seems like overkill.
Her life is effectively over now, that's punishment enough even for the Fark sadists, I would think.
 
2022-08-08 9:46:53 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Last Man on Earth: Not clicking a Daily Mail link; has this been verified by a source that's not tabloid crap?

Yes.

She was sloppy drunk, and speeding in a residential neighborhood.


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That pic was taken immediately after the first crash, that's a vodka bottle circled in red.
 
2022-08-08 9:46:56 AM  

CarnySaur: Mugato: buntz: Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time

Her butthole shined in that film.

/what was the point of that movie anyway?

Norman (mastur)Bates.


Yeah, that was the only part that deviated from it being a shot for shot remake. That and random shots of cows. Weird.
 
2022-08-08 9:59:26 AM  

Mugato: CarnySaur: Mugato: buntz: Anne Heche winked at me once!

Then again, I was watching the remake of Psychoat the time

Her butthole shined in that film.

/what was the point of that movie anyway?

Norman (mastur)Bates.

Yeah, that was the only part that deviated from it being a shot for shot remake. That and random shots of cows. Weird.


I think they also changed the amount of money that Marion Crane stole to make it more contemporary.  Yay.
 
2022-08-08 10:02:16 AM  
wasn't she wondering around in the woods one night and knocking on strangers doors?
 
2022-08-08 10:02:55 AM  
Was it Cloudmir vodka?
 
2022-08-08 10:03:52 AM  

deadsanta: I think drunk drivers should lose their licenses for ever, but wishing all this hate on a person who is burned alive, intubated, and in critical condition seems like overkill.
Her life is effectively over now, that's punishment enough even for the Fark sadists, I would think.


It is fortunate she didn't hit any pedestrians or cause additional property damage.  That being said, the results of a person's injuries after having been driving under the influence should not dictate how much he/she is scorned.
 
2022-08-08 10:07:21 AM  

ltdanman44: wasn't she wondering around in the woods one night and knocking on strangers doors?


I thought that was Winona Ryder.

...oh wait, she was the crazy shoplifting girl.

/not judging, love Winona
//Anne, not so much, she dragged Harrison Ford into some awful movie where they were stuck on an island or something
 
2022-08-08 10:07:44 AM  
 
2022-08-08 10:07:59 AM  

deadsanta: I think drunk drivers should lose their licenses for ever, but wishing all this hate on a person who is burned alive, intubated, and in critical condition seems like overkill.
Her life is effectively over now, that's punishment enough even for the Fark sadists, I would think.


Oh, come on. You know better than that.
 
2022-08-08 10:08:54 AM  
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2022-08-08 10:08:59 AM  

Mugato: ltdanman44: wasn't she wondering around in the woods one night and knocking on strangers doors?

I thought that was Winona Ryder.

...oh wait, she was the crazy shoplifting girl.

/not judging, love Winona
//Anne, not so much, she dragged Harrison Ford into some awful movie where they were stuck on an island or something


Are you kidding? That's the best movie ever, Schwimmer gets rejected hardcore. It's glorious.
 
2022-08-08 10:09:39 AM  
In true Fark fashion, I just threw out all of my Anne Heche DVDs!
 
2022-08-08 10:09:49 AM  

deadsanta: I think drunk drivers should lose their licenses for ever, but wishing all this hate on a person who is burned alive, intubated, and in critical condition seems like overkill.
Her life is effectively over now, that's punishment enough even for the Fark sadists, I would think.


Yeah because celebrities' careers are always over as soon as they have any incidents with alcohol or drugs.
 
2022-08-08 10:11:21 AM  

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Whoa.  That's fast.
 
2022-08-08 10:13:51 AM  

Kitty2.0: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Kitty2.0: Wave Of Anal Fury: This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.

She's worth $4 million, she can afford it.

Net worth ≠ liquidity

True, but I'm still betting she could afford a couple of sessions a month if she really wanted to....spoiler alert, she DIDN'T want to get help.


Which was the point you missed when I made my initial sarcastic post about health care.  We can bemoan the state of health care in this country all we want, but especially when it comes to mental health care, people have to want to get help.
 
2022-08-08 10:20:41 AM  
Sounds like a suicide attempt to me. She crashed, it didn't do the trick, so she went out and deliberately crashed as fast as she could into something else.

It is surprising she didn't kill anyone, including herself.
 
2022-08-08 10:23:28 AM  
I hope that Anne sees that this is her bottom, and stops digging. I've been around a number of drunks for years and everyone's bottom is different. (Yea I know, phrasing).

My brother was hit by a drunk driver about 15 years ago and nearly killed. Guy was doing about 70, and hit my brother on the driver's side. He was in a coma for a month, and had 22 broken bones, lost display, badly lacerated liver, Etc.

So my attitude toward people who drink and drive is not real good. It's a good thing she didn't kill somebody.  Perhaps a stint in the pokey what help her realize that she needs to change some things.
 
2022-08-08 10:23:45 AM  
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2022-08-08 10:24:31 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: I hope that Anne sees that this is her bottom, and stops digging. I've been around a number of drunks for years and everyone's bottom is different. (Yea I know, phrasing).

My brother was hit by a drunk driver about 15 years ago and nearly killed. Guy was doing about 70, and hit my brother on the driver's side. He was in a coma for a month, and had 22 broken bones, lost display, badly lacerated liver, Etc.

So my attitude toward people who drink and drive is not real good. It's a good thing she didn't kill somebody.  Perhaps a stint in the pokey what help her realize that she needs to change some things.


Lost spleen, dammit
 
2022-08-08 10:25:41 AM  
On Tonight's Episode of Kidder, Downey & Heche:

/dated but still funny
//RDJ cleaned up well
///RIP Margot Kidder
 
2022-08-08 10:29:28 AM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: Kitty2.0: Chief Superintendent Lookout: Kitty2.0: Wave Of Anal Fury: This is yet another failure of our for-profit health care system.  Had she been able to afford the mental health/rehab, this might not have happened.

She's worth $4 million, she can afford it.

Net worth ≠ liquidity

True, but I'm still betting she could afford a couple of sessions a month if she really wanted to....spoiler alert, she DIDN'T want to get help.

Which was the point you missed when I made my initial sarcastic post about health care.  We can bemoan the state of health care in this country all we want, but especially when it comes to mental health care, people have to want to get help.


I've only just now had my first cup of coffee, my sarcasm meter is now on and pinging.
 
2022-08-08 10:34:39 AM  

Mugato: deadsanta: I think drunk drivers should lose their licenses for ever, but wishing all this hate on a person who is burned alive, intubated, and in critical condition seems like overkill.
Her life is effectively over now, that's punishment enough even for the Fark sadists, I would think.

Yeah because celebrities' careers are always over as soon as they have any incidents with alcohol or drugs.


Yep. Shame about Robert Downey Jr..  or Mel Gibson.... Or Oprah.
 
2022-08-08 10:40:51 AM  
She's just depressed! It wasn't her fault! Wah wah wah!

She's a f*cking DUI driving a weapon and trying to kill someone. No DUI deserves sympathy. They deserve prison.
Every single one of them should be tried for attempted murder.
 
2022-08-08 10:44:23 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Last Man on Earth: Not clicking a Daily Mail link; has this been verified by a source that's not tabloid crap?

Yes.

She was sloppy drunk, and speeding in a residential neighborhood.

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That pic was taken immediately after the first crash, that's a vodka bottle circled in red.


I've seen people make that claim, but I've never seen a vodka bottle that looks like that.
 
2022-08-08 10:46:34 AM  

Malenfant: SpaceMonkey-66: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Last Man on Earth: Not clicking a Daily Mail link; has this been verified by a source that's not tabloid crap?

Yes.

She was sloppy drunk, and speeding in a residential neighborhood.

[Fark user image 425x239]

That pic was taken immediately after the first crash, that's a vodka bottle circled in red.

I've seen people make that claim, but I've never seen a vodka bottle that looks like that.


To me it looks like a bottle of Fireball.
 
2022-08-08 10:47:06 AM  
Which would make this story that much more...uh...interesting.
 
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