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(LAD Bible)   Former pro wrestler Virgil claims he's had sex with a million women. That's only 55 women a day, every day for 50 years. Seems plausible   (ladbible.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Hulk Hogan, Professional wrestling, Ric Flair, Former pro wrestler Virgil, New World Order, World Wrestling Entertainment, host Vinny Vegas, Roddy Piper  
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532 clicks; posted to Sports » on 07 Aug 2022 at 11:37 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 8:05:15 PM  
I suppose it depends on the duration of the act with each woman, and how many women at a time.  Get in the middle of an orgy and it's me and 10 women, and I may have touched each of them at least once.  So maybe?
 
2022-08-07 8:07:18 PM  
That's some Donnie T. level self-indulgence. Damn.
 
2022-08-07 8:11:17 PM  
He has machine gun penis. I read about it in an NRA endorsed romance novel.
 
2022-08-07 8:16:13 PM  
Even Wilt Chamberlain only claimed 10,000
 
2022-08-07 8:23:53 PM  
If you count "at the same time as" as "With" then sure.
 
2022-08-07 8:30:32 PM  
Subby sounds unattractive
 
2022-08-07 8:45:19 PM  
Oh. I like subby. I always do the math on claims like this. There is a burger place in my city. A place with, let's say three tables and a counter... 15 chairs in all, let's say. They claim to have served a million burgers. Now see. That is tough because he is a really old guy and the shop has been around forever. He is counting on young people not being able to do the math, and old people not caring.

But that is 4.5 burgers per chair per day, assuming 40 years and no holidays.

They are not world famous burgers by any stretch. And let's just say that the number of chairs is not the hard constraint here. So I just smile at the old guy and go along with it.

For this wrestler.... something makes me think that... contrary to what people think, there might not be a million women who really want to have sex with a former or current pro-wrestler that they just met. And how likely is he to have the mental capacity to remember each one to avoid repeats?
 
2022-08-07 9:07:26 PM  
Awesome!  His Wall of Fame can double as the border wall!

"The Wilt Chamberlain Wall of Fame" (from In Living Color, Season 3, Episode 10)
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2022-08-07 9:09:34 PM  
On that note: why have they made MC Hammer's Wilt sketch on SNL virtually impossible to watch?
 
2022-08-07 9:44:16 PM  
Well when you hang around with Ted DiBiase and Hulk Hogan, you're gonna get a lotta action.
 
2022-08-07 10:22:21 PM  
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2022-08-07 11:09:59 PM  

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Everyone went away, kind of grossed out by the three women under the table.
 
2022-08-07 11:51:02 PM  
What is this doing in the Sports tab?
 
2022-08-07 11:51:55 PM  

buckeyebrain: What is this doing in the Sports tab?


Because FARK YOU! That's why
 
2022-08-07 11:52:30 PM  
We know he is lying so....

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2022-08-08 12:02:51 AM  
In the time that I watched wrestling, Virgil wasn't a wrestler. He was more like a manager.
 
2022-08-08 12:10:18 AM  
When you have unprotected sex, you're having sex with everyone the other person has had sex with. Now do the math. You probably boinked Julius Caesar.
 
2022-08-08 12:22:20 AM  

Resin33: In the time that I watched wrestling, Virgil wasn't a wrestler. He was more like a manager.


That's because he couldn't wrestle or talk worth a shiat.  The only thing he had going for him was the menacing stare.
 
2022-08-08 12:26:41 AM  
The Miz could be the most over wrestler in WWE today.

With his recent storyline, it would be quite amusing if he were to come out to the theme music of Big Balls by AC/DC.

Think about it. The crowd is gonna love chanting "WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS!"
 
2022-08-08 12:28:05 AM  

Thoreny: The Miz could be the most over wrestler in WWE today.

With his recent storyline, it would be quite amusing if he were to come out to the theme music of Big Balls by AC/DC.

Think about it. The crowd is gonna love chanting "WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS!"


And can sing along with his entrance music. "But we've got the biggest...BALLS OF THEM ALL!"
 
2022-08-08 12:32:53 AM  

Thoreny: The Miz could be the most over wrestler in WWE today.

With his recent storyline, it would be quite amusing if he were to come out to the theme music of Big Balls by AC/DC.

Think about it. The crowd is gonna love chanting "WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS!"


it does feel like the last gasp of Vince, doesn't it. "Yeeaahh... yeah we'll say he has big balls. That means you're a big guy right? YEAH."

Anyway, Mike Jones has advanced mental degeneration, likely from years of taking bumps for much smarter people. He sounds like Herschel Walker, and should be given medical treatment immediately.
 
2022-08-08 12:34:16 AM  

buckeyebrain: Resin33: In the time that I watched wrestling, Virgil wasn't a wrestler. He was more like a manager.

That's because he couldn't wrestle or talk worth a shiat.  The only thing he had going for him was the menacing stare.


and being willing to be named after potential future employers as a rib (Virgil is a dig at Dusty Rhodes' birth name, and Vincent was a dig at Vince McMahon...)
 
2022-08-08 1:25:20 AM  

dietbubba: buckeyebrain: What is this doing in the Sports tab?

Because FARK YOU! That's why


and you, and you, and you, and her, and those three over there, and this one here, and...
 
2022-08-08 1:26:11 AM  

Dear Jerk: When you have unprotected sex, you're having sex with everyone the other person has had sex with. Now do the math. You probably boinked Julius Caesar.


and everyone in Hollywood has bonked Kevin Bacon.
 
2022-08-08 1:31:24 AM  
He looks at a women and thinks they had sex. Because his nepotism cannot understand that any woman would ever say no to him, so he doesn't ask to protect them
 
2022-08-08 1:42:46 AM  
Yeah, I had a slump like that once.

Excuse me, the babes are calling me back. TTYL
 
2022-08-08 2:29:26 AM  
in a row?
 
2022-08-08 2:44:58 AM  

Naido: On that note: why have they made MC Hammer's Wilt sketch on SNL virtually impossible to watch?


I don't know, it was hilarious.
 
2022-08-08 4:32:51 AM  

Gubbo: Subby sounds unattractive


Subby's mom however has known many athletes during her life.

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2022-08-08 4:39:00 AM  

saintstryfe: Thoreny: The Miz could be the most over wrestler in WWE today.

With his recent storyline, it would be quite amusing if he were to come out to the theme music of Big Balls by AC/DC.

Think about it. The crowd is gonna love chanting "WE'VE GOT BIG BALLS!"

it does feel like the last gasp of Vince, doesn't it. "Yeeaahh... yeah we'll say he has big balls. That means you're a big guy right? YEAH."

Anyway, Mike Jones has advanced mental degeneration, likely from years of taking bumps for much smarter people. He sounds like Herschel Walker, and should be given medical treatment immediately.


Is that why he says his phone number in every song (281-330-8-zero-zero-fo)? To help him remember?
 
2022-08-08 8:15:10 AM  
Subby claims pro wrestling is a sport.
 
2022-08-08 9:20:29 AM  

buckeyebrain: Resin33: In the time that I watched wrestling, Virgil wasn't a wrestler. He was more like a manager.

That's because he couldn't wrestle or talk worth a shiat.  The only thing he had going for him was the menacing stare.


Being Hogan's buddy didn't hurt.  Hogan took care of his friends.
 
2022-08-08 10:47:33 AM  

syrynxx: Even Wilt Chamberlain only claimed 10,000


20,000. Don't sell Wilt short.
 
2022-08-08 1:54:32 PM  
Spunk in a Reservoir is my Fountains of Wayne/Viagra mash-up band.
 
2022-08-08 10:27:09 PM  
Kamala had more.
 
2022-08-08 11:05:38 PM  

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I never tire of these. Or when Ted DiBiase made him cover up his name on the banner Virgil used to use
 
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