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(IOL.co.za)   Joburg man arrested for trying to get out of work with a fake sick note. Well, duh. That sort of thing only works in Vacationville   (iol.co.za) divider line
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2022-08-07 6:37:27 PM  
His fatal mistake was failing to get a signature from Epstein's mom
 
2022-08-07 6:40:49 PM  

HighlanderRPI: His fatal mistake was failing to get a signature from Epstein's mom


It's a pity that I never had children, because if I did I could sign every note I send with them to school as 'Bennett's father.'
 
2022-08-07 6:45:36 PM  
Too right. Are you safe, china?
 
2022-08-07 6:47:30 PM  

HighlanderRPI: His fatal mistake was failing to get a signature from Epstein's mom


Epstein's mom did NOT kill herself.
 
2022-08-07 7:01:17 PM  
So, they've solved all their other crimes I take it?
 
2022-08-07 7:06:21 PM  
It wouldn't have taken much of a bribe to make this all go away. Not saying that'd be right, just saying that corruption runs rampant in South Africa. It's sort of like Ohio.
 
2022-08-07 7:07:43 PM  
Subby, it's Vacationurg.
 
2022-08-07 7:17:33 PM  
Damn they take playing hooky seriously.
 
2022-08-07 7:26:15 PM  
The Dubliners - The Sick Note
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2022-08-07 7:27:21 PM  
Dear Boss,
Please excuse me from work.  Today.  I have a problem with my eyes.

I can't see myself coming to work
 
2022-08-07 7:41:22 PM  
SBK Gil Scott Heron - 1976 (LIVE)
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Not a new topic then, but still years before "Sun City"
 
2022-08-07 7:48:29 PM  
The HPCSA Inspectorate Office conducted a joint operation with the Ekurhuleni East crime intelligence unit and the Germiston Flying Squad

These folks don't take fake doctor notes lightly.
 
2022-08-07 8:13:53 PM  
Was it from his mother?

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2022-08-07 8:35:06 PM  
Take a look at end-stage capitalism, folks: Piss off your employer and you go to prison.
 
2022-08-07 9:22:18 PM  
Just throw him off the top of the police headquarters. No problem.
 
2022-08-07 9:54:30 PM  

Gordon Bennett: HighlanderRPI: His fatal mistake was failing to get a signature from Epstein's mom

It's a pity that I never had children, because if I did I could sign every note I send with them to school as 'Bennett's father.'


Would you also name him Bobby Tables?
 
2022-08-07 11:53:53 PM  
Sounds like they wanted to arrest the person who provided a fraudulent medical form, but the employee would not point him out so they arrested him instead.
 
2022-08-08 12:37:52 AM  

Bslim: So, they've solved all their other crimes I take it?


Jesus, does anything ever get done at your house? You seem to utterly miss out on the concept of 'multitasking'.

They can bust multiple criminals a day now that they've discovered that.
 
2022-08-08 12:42:24 AM  

El_Dan: The HPCSA Inspectorate Office conducted a joint operation with the Ekurhuleni East crime intelligence unit and the Germiston Flying Squad

These folks don't take fake doctor notes lightly.


TFA is horribly written.

But I think what he got busted for is the fact that he had a fake official document. Like, if he'd just tried to use a handwritten note on a Post-it, it would be fine. Sure, he'd get fired, but he wouldn't be looking at jail time. Instead, he bought a fraudulent document and misrepresented himself as a doctor

I think... Like is said, it a horrible article.
 
2022-08-08 1:49:04 PM  
Republican donators seen taking notes.
 
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