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6525 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Aug 2022 at 6:00 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 2:41:41 PM  
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2022-08-07 2:57:27 PM  
Sure, scare off those out of state cars. It's not like Florida relies on tourism and people wintering there.
 
2022-08-07 3:05:15 PM  
You can get it on Virginia plates.  I saw a few today.
 
2022-08-07 3:10:00 PM  
Doug Ducey seen shining up Arizona's new "F*ck Snowbirds" license plate.
 
2022-08-07 3:28:00 PM  
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2022-08-07 3:49:31 PM  
This is hugely useful while traveling. All the rental cars make it hard to predict which driver is going to be the asshole and cut over seven lanes to exit off I-4 for Disney Springs, but, these will allow every driver to be assured the guy behind the wheel is going to be a selfish twat.
 
2022-08-07 6:02:22 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:04:57 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:06:49 PM  
"The free state of Florida..."? Asshole is unaware of history and oblivious to the effect of his own current policies.
 
2022-08-07 6:07:37 PM  
My dad is a dyed in the wool Republican that barely pays attention to the news. When I said "DeSantis is a fascist," he was taken aback liken"what makes him a fascist?!"

All I can do is vaguely gesture to articles like this, lol
 
2022-08-07 6:07:42 PM  
Looking forward to seeing these plates driving around Denver.
 
2022-08-07 6:08:53 PM  
I'm sure chasing off the tourists will in no way have an impact on Florida's economy.
 
2022-08-07 6:09:09 PM  
An older Palm Beach Post writer ... put a few gems in there.

This topic is a repeat from about a week ago, asking for suggestions of how the plate should really look.
 
2022-08-07 6:09:23 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:09:33 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:10:08 PM  
All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.
 
2022-08-07 6:12:09 PM  

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2022-08-07 6:12:19 PM  

Bootleg: Sure, scare off those out of state cars. It's not like Florida relies on tourism and people wintering there.


I am starting to feel confident that this guy is tanking his presidential chances. By the time the next presidential election rolls around, the effects of his policies will have provided plenty of fodder for "Look what he did to Florida" ads. He doesn't know how to pace himself.
 
2022-08-07 6:14:00 PM  
"Move here and die"
(With apologies to New Hampshire.)
 
2022-08-07 6:14:05 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:16:38 PM  

MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.


Why am I nearly certain some super weird furry porn of this idea exists?
 
2022-08-07 6:19:37 PM  

MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.


Is that why they are always bathing in it?
 
2022-08-07 6:19:39 PM  
This nothing but lack-of-virtue signaling.
 
2022-08-07 6:20:38 PM  
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This is why I come to Fark
 
2022-08-07 6:21:06 PM  
So you guys are gonna go with a serpent, an agent of the very devil, on your license plates?  The creature that tempted Eve, that led to the downfall, that caused the ruin of paradise?

/Fun fact: The people that seem to love that flag today are also the ones hell-bent on destroying the country.
 
2022-08-07 6:21:16 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:22:43 PM  
Wall off the state and forget about them.
 
2022-08-07 6:22:48 PM  

Sword and Shield: MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.

Why am I nearly certain some super weird furry porn of this idea exists?


Man, why does everything always need to be some weird furry fetish with me? I mean, I'm this case, it is... But you didn't know that!
 
2022-08-07 6:22:51 PM  
Huh..l I mostly associate the Gadsden flag with Virginia plates.  Usually from some backwater part of Virginia where they whine about Nova and people with teeth.  The kind of place where people with even a measly undergraduate degree are a minority.

But they're vocal as fark about "Why isn't the government helping with the opiate epidemic?" as they pop more pills because "muh back hurts from doing real man's work."
 
2022-08-07 6:26:08 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:26:09 PM  
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Current state of Florida MAGAts.

Only in the case of the movie, there was something actually bad going on, not just in their heads.
 
2022-08-07 6:26:09 PM  
If Florida insists on out-Texasing Texas, I'll withdraw my request for a Texas tag.
 
2022-08-07 6:26:56 PM  
Don't tread on me?

But I thought Desantis was a big fan of Russian trample videos?

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2022-08-07 6:30:03 PM  
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Take a walk thru a parking lot
 
2022-08-07 6:33:52 PM  

Izunbacol: The kind of place where people with even a measly undergraduate degree are a minority.


Ummm ... that's every place except certain government complexes and universities.  Only 37% of Americans have a bachelors degree.
 
2022-08-07 6:34:01 PM  
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Old idea and executed in an even more ugly way. Makes tracking Virginia "no steppy on snekkky" number plates look like works of art.

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2022-08-07 6:35:40 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:35:52 PM  
I would drive straight into the back of any car I saw adorned with the fascists gadsden flag.
 
2022-08-07 6:42:10 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:42:18 PM  
Anybody who thinks TFG is petty is in for a big surprise with DeathSentence.
 
2022-08-07 6:44:49 PM  
They have this plate in Texas too but I rarely see it. Of course our personal plates are provided a private company with a gazillion different designs. They're also really damn expensive.

I suspect most of the douchecanoes that would want one can't actually afford them.
 
2022-08-07 6:46:36 PM  
So, for the people against government tyranny, they can register themselves with the government to get these license plates? Like ... actually identify themselves as potential provocateurs to the government they're against?
 
2022-08-07 6:50:38 PM  
Can we just secede them on our own, or do they have to ask first?
 
2022-08-07 6:55:52 PM  

Sword and Shield: MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.

Why am I nearly certain some super weird furry porn of this idea exists?


Because Rule 34

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2022-08-07 6:57:07 PM  

10Speed: Bootleg: Sure, scare off those out of state cars. It's not like Florida relies on tourism and people wintering there.

I am starting to feel confident that this guy is tanking his presidential chances. By the time the next presidential election rolls around, the effects of his policies will have provided plenty of fodder for "Look what he did to Florida" ads. He doesn't know how to pace himself.


Next do G. W. Bush.
 
2022-08-07 6:59:44 PM  

SecondaryControl: So you guys are gonna go with a serpent, an agent of the very devil, on your license plates?  The creature that tempted Eve, that led to the downfall, that caused the ruin of paradise?

/Fun fact: The people that seem to love that flag today are also the ones hell-bent on destroying the country.


shiat, I just realized that "Eve" is short for "evil." This means something...
 
2022-08-07 7:01:13 PM  
What's that "free state of Florida" shiat?
 
2022-08-07 7:11:38 PM  

CivilizedTiger: Sword and Shield: MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.

Why am I nearly certain some super weird furry porn of this idea exists?

Because Rule 34

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Fun story, there's a rumor (that probably still goes) around Florida universities that Florida State tried to come out with competition to Gator Aid in the late 60's.  After they went through product development and testing it was when it fell to marketing that they realized they'd never get anyone to chug a 32 oz bottle of Seminole Fluid.
 
2022-08-07 7:14:07 PM  
Can we shiat on you instead? Is that OK?
 
2022-08-07 7:15:31 PM  

MattytheMouse: All I know is that the gators that the university of Florida milk to make Gatorade need to be liberated, and the football scientists held accountable for their crimes.


Just be glad it wasn't invented at FSU. You know exactly what they'd have to do to get all those Seminole Fluids
 
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