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(CBC)   74-year-old woman goes out to pick mushrooms in Saskatchewan. What's the worst that could happen?   (cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Scary, Mushroom, Edible mushroom, Mushroom hunting, Puffball, 74-year-old Lois Chartrand, Searching, Thunderstorm, Comment  
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6236 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Aug 2022 at 4:55 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 12:54:51 PM  
she was trippin, falls?
 
2022-08-07 12:56:35 PM  
she ends up in north dakota?
 
2022-08-07 1:05:02 PM  
Carried off by Bigfoot.
 
2022-08-07 1:19:34 PM  
Gets chased off by Farmer Maggot?
 
2022-08-07 1:40:16 PM  
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2022-08-07 2:01:00 PM  
She was last wearing blue jeans and a blue jacket.

Canadian tuxedo?
 
2022-08-07 2:37:24 PM  
She wanted to go out and have fun, guys!
 
2022-08-07 2:50:54 PM  

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2022-08-07 4:58:54 PM  
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2022-08-07 4:59:12 PM  
Maybe the question is, "What's the best that could happen?"
 
2022-08-07 5:01:49 PM  
Another Missing 411 sode about to come out.
 
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2022-08-07 5:03:14 PM  
It can get rough out there ...

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2022-08-07 5:05:23 PM  
The Beatles - Help!
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2022-08-07 5:06:18 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:06:49 PM  
Eaten by a gru?
 
2022-08-07 5:07:38 PM  
Samsquatch got her
 
2022-08-07 5:12:15 PM  
Wolves are picking her gamey meat out of their teeth as we speak.

Should I be the one to break the news to the family?
 
2022-08-07 5:14:46 PM  
Soon she'll be feeding them mushrooms
 
2022-08-07 5:21:09 PM  
The worst that could happen?  Fighting for her life against giant mushroom people like it's Matango has to be up there.
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2022-08-07 5:23:00 PM  

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2022-08-07 5:24:03 PM  
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Zombie brain cannibalism?
 
2022-08-07 5:24:14 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:24:15 PM  

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The Monkees were the Beatles' greatest influence.
 
2022-08-07 5:25:16 PM  
She goes in her car. Car goes in the woods. She goes in the woods. Bear's in the woods. Her bear.
 
2022-08-07 5:25:16 PM  
Subby lacks imaginations.
 
2022-08-07 5:25:29 PM  
Moosed in the boobies.
 
2022-08-07 5:28:13 PM  
phone?  whistle?  nothin?
 
2022-08-07 5:28:31 PM  

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The Monkees were the Beatles' greatest influence.


Username... Uh... Possibly checks out? More research is needed.
 
2022-08-07 5:30:20 PM  
Before clicking the link I guessed either hit by lightning or caught in a tornado.

RCMP said severe thunderstorms, wind and rain impacted the search

I'm sticking with hit by lightning.
 
2022-08-07 5:32:08 PM  
"Chartrand is described as being about 90 pounds and five feet tall."

Strong gust of wind?
 
2022-08-07 5:32:47 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:35:05 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:35:23 PM  

goodluckwiththat: she ends up in north dakota?


«north east Saskatchewan»
That's a LOOONG trip to North Dakota. Trust me; I live there, unfortunately.
 
2022-08-07 5:35:53 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:38:28 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:38:43 PM  
Killed in a tragic blimp accident over Saskatchewan on New Years day?
 
2022-08-07 5:42:53 PM  
she went through the looking glass?
 
2022-08-07 5:45:36 PM  
She wanders into Dog River & gets caught up the local shenanigans?
That Oscar character - I tell ya.
 
2022-08-07 5:47:28 PM  

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what happened?!  did she give it back?  Enquiring minds want to know!
 
2022-08-07 5:49:49 PM  

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2022-08-07 5:50:09 PM  

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We don't need no steenking badgers!
 
2022-08-07 5:50:12 PM  
Alien steal her nose or "human horn".
 
2022-08-07 5:53:54 PM  

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She got REAL stinky from rolling in Garter Snakes. Now, nobody wants to find her.
 
2022-08-07 5:54:42 PM  
That photo of her makes me think grandma has a record.
 
2022-08-07 5:56:58 PM  

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The Monkees were the Beatles' greatest influence.

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Old joke. Very old.

/I ain't no spring chicken
 
2022-08-07 5:57:12 PM  
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2022-08-07 5:59:23 PM  
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2022-08-07 6:00:58 PM  
She went to CPAC looking for the mushroom
 
2022-08-07 6:01:22 PM  
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