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(Brand Eating)   Pumpkin Spice Cheerios returns to shelves, beating this Monday's early release of Krispy Kreme pumpkin spice donuts and coffees. A whole damn season of pumpkin spice hell awaits us   (brandeating.com) divider line
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2022-08-07 12:04:03 PM  
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2022-08-07 12:30:39 PM  

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Pumpkin Spice Body of Christ!
 
2022-08-07 2:45:16 PM  
Look. I enjoy Pumpkin Spice. I make a mean pumpkin bread, and for Thanksgiving, I make a pumpkin cheesecake rather than a pie.

IT'S FARKING AUGUST. IT'S TOO GODDAMN EARLY FOR THIS.

When we're still sweating our balls (or figurative balls) off outside, it's not the right season for Pumpkin Spice.
 
2022-08-07 2:48:57 PM  
i love pumpkin spice things! (but not the ones from starbucks).

cinnamon
nutmeg
clove
ginger
allspice
mace
etc. (and occasionally with a little vanilla and/or maple)

are nice in lots of sweet baked things, creamy dairy things, and in black tea or coffee based drinks.

i have a great apple cake recipe from my grandma that benefits from adding some pumpkin pie spice to the cinnamon she called for alone.....

(not MY FAULT i was born a white girl in the burbs!)
 
2022-08-07 2:54:48 PM  

luna1580: i love pumpkin spice things! (but not the ones from starbucks).

cinnamon
nutmeg
clove
ginger
allspice
mace
etc. (and occasionally with a little vanilla and/or maple)

are nice in lots of sweet baked things, creamy dairy things, and in black tea or coffee based drinks.

i have a great apple cake recipe from my grandma that benefits from adding some pumpkin pie spice to the cinnamon she called for alone.....

(not MY FAULT i was born a white girl in the burbs!)


Yup you're Midwest white as snow. 🤣🤣

Only punkin spice I crave is lattes from Florence coffee in western Montana. IT is the weirdest farking mouthfeel you'll ever have drinking coffee but it's all spiced pumpkin puree not a syrup added to your 20 Oz lattee and like 8-10 shots of espresso (how I order it).

Coffee, real pumpkin and allspice that doesn't take away the pumpkin flavor.
 
2022-08-07 2:56:08 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Coffee, real pumpkin and allspice that doesn't take away the pumpkin flavor.


sounds good!
 
2022-08-07 2:58:52 PM  
I saw Halloween costumes on display at Party City a week and a half ago.

Distributors need to stop sending this stuff out so early. Stores sometimes get caught between "it's too early to put on sales floor" and "but we can't keep this in the backroom". I think we had Thanksgiving/Christmas supplies start hitting my store in early September last year? It's ridiculous.
 
2022-08-07 3:03:08 PM  

luna1580: i love pumpkin spice things! (but not the ones from starbucks).

cinnamon
nutmeg
clove
ginger
allspice
mace
etc. (and occasionally with a little vanilla and/or maple)

are nice in lots of sweet baked things, creamy dairy things, and in black tea or coffee based drinks.

i have a great apple cake recipe from my grandma that benefits from adding some pumpkin pie spice to the cinnamon she called for alone.....

(not MY FAULT i was born a white girl in the burbs!)


The weird thing to me is I like all of those spices for their own individual properties, but when they combine into Captain Planet I don't like it.

Also it doesn't taste like pumpkins. Which I also I don't like. I guess that is separate.

/clove is probably my favorite of those
 
2022-08-07 3:03:37 PM  

azn_firebug: I saw Halloween costumes on display at Party City a week and a half ago.

Distributors need to stop sending this stuff out so early. Stores sometimes get caught between "it's too early to put on sales floor" and "but we can't keep this in the backroom". I think we had Thanksgiving/Christmas supplies start hitting my store in early September last year? It's ridiculous.



Don't be too hard on distributors. There are only 110 days left till Thanksgiving.
 
2022-08-07 3:22:32 PM  
John Oliver: And now this - Pumpkin Spice Latte 2018
Youtube jGNGt2r6Tg0



/fark you Dr Oz
 
2022-08-07 3:44:17 PM  
Holiday seasons should follow the division of the months:

Fall: Sept. Oct. Nov.
Winter: Dec. Jan. Feb.
Spring: Mar. Apr. May
Summer: Jun. Jul. Aug.

Put the holiday consumer goods out a month before the season starts. Why is that so hard?
 
2022-08-07 3:52:28 PM  

gopher321: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/jGNGt2r6Tg0]


/fark you Dr Oz


yes but i'm not sure why in this particular case

casey17: Holiday seasons should follow the division of the months:

Fall: Sept. Oct. Nov.
Winter: Dec. Jan. Feb.
Spring: Mar. Apr. May
Summer: Jun. Jul. Aug.

Put the holiday consumer goods out a month before the season starts. Why is that so hard?


Maybe we ought to be a little bit less consumeristic?
 
2022-08-07 3:58:54 PM  
I read the headline as pumpkin spiced Cheetos. I was not surprised.
 
2022-08-07 4:23:58 PM  
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2022-08-07 4:29:34 PM  
Pumpkin beer hit the shelves here this week.
 
2022-08-07 4:30:22 PM  

Valter: gopher321: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/jGNGt2r6Tg0]


/fark you Dr Oz

yes but i'm not sure why in this particular case

casey17: Holiday seasons should follow the division of the months:

Fall: Sept. Oct. Nov.
Winter: Dec. Jan. Feb.
Spring: Mar. Apr. May
Summer: Jun. Jul. Aug.

Put the holiday consumer goods out a month before the season starts. Why is that so hard?

Maybe we ought to be a little bit less consumeristic?


Agreed! To whom do I send my email?
 
2022-08-07 4:31:35 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Pumpkin beer hit the shelves here this week.


I will pay for southern tier pumpking shipped to me.
 
2022-08-07 4:34:43 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Pumpkin beer hit the shelves here this week.


But that's GOOD news!
 
2022-08-07 5:18:38 PM  
Glade now has pumpkin spice shiatter candles

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2022-08-07 7:40:19 PM  
The GQP declares: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN.
 
2022-08-07 7:43:02 PM  
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2022-08-07 8:18:34 PM  
I like pumpkin spice donuts.  Sue me.
 
2022-08-07 10:09:03 PM  
Today at the grocery they already have pumpkin cupcakes, pumpkin cookies, and pumpkin doughnuts. I got the red velvet cake. It's too soon.
 
2022-08-07 10:31:38 PM  

devioustrevor: I like pumpkin spice donuts.  Sue me.


nah, apple cider spiced donuts! from an onsite orchard!

i miss the midwest.......
 
2022-08-08 1:19:32 AM  

i_dig_chicks: Pumpkin beer hit the shelves here this week.


Last week here
 
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