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(Some Mainer)   You can't have your taxpayer funded legal defense and pay for your truck too   (darik.news) divider line
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3264 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Aug 2022 at 2:48 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 9:46:50 AM  
That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.
 
2022-08-07 10:18:44 AM  
The cousin [who is running the GiveSendGo fundraiser], not Fitzsimons, had access to the funds. She has not spoken with him since June and is not answering his calls, according to a phone conversation recorded between Fitzsimons and his mother.

I like this.  The grifter had been grifted.  I wonder if she's still making those truck payments.  I'm inclined to believe the phone conversation was about how the payments are now behind, and that's how they figured out he had the money.

Which is stupid, they ought to be doing periodic searches for find raisers for their clients to make sure of this.  But at least they were handed one on a plate and decided to notice.
 
2022-08-07 12:18:18 PM  
Given his involvement, how about take his truck, hang his ass, and tell people stop trying to violently over throw the government?

That is about fair.

fark him.
fark his treasonous team.
And they can all die in prison if we aren't allowed to hang them for making a mockery of what our veterans died for.
 
2022-08-07 1:41:33 PM  
I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.
 
2022-08-07 2:52:33 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


Is his name Can you Fitzsimmons?
 
2022-08-07 2:53:35 PM  

vudukungfu: Given his involvement, how about take his truck, hang his ass, and tell people stop trying to violently over throw the government?

That is about fair.

fark him.
fark his treasonous team.
And they can all die in prison if we aren't allowed to hang them for making a mockery of what our veterans died for.


I object to the violence you're implying he deserves, that is not acceptable behavior

/you're being way too nice
 
2022-08-07 2:56:26 PM  
It's his wife.

Gettin' Married to my Pick Up Truck - Rodney Carrington
Youtube rJHIpouYQhs
 
2022-08-07 2:57:01 PM  
You'll have to cut him some slack; he's only just getting started following in the footsteps of guys like Kenneth Copeland & Joel Osteen.
 
2022-08-07 2:58:26 PM  
Fark that!  He should turn over all of it.  AND be charged with wire fraud.
 
2022-08-07 2:59:09 PM  
What kind of truck?
 
2022-08-07 2:59:38 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


It's almost unreadable, tbh.
 
2022-08-07 2:59:40 PM  
"But, I AM poor! I can't afford anything after I make my truck payments!"

Which is actually true for these gonad-eating swill.
 
2022-08-07 2:59:53 PM  
He was the first manor to be charged in connection with the January 6 riots.
Fitzsimons is now one of four men with Maine ties about 900 defendants They have been charged in what the Justice Department is calling the "Capital Breach Case." He is the only defendant belonging to Maine who has been denied bail.

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2022-08-07 3:00:18 PM  
I don't know where to put this, but I'm listening to bits of the Alex Jones thing. 
This is the first time I've heard of Owen Shroyer. 
I love that he has his little Quaker beard, that he does the Southern-man chin-up pose,
and that he seems to have admitted he's taken INSTA-HARD pills. 

Farking limp-dicked conspiracy racist.
 
2022-08-07 3:00:26 PM  
Incomprehensible article about nonsensical incompetents causes cerebral incontinence.
 
2022-08-07 3:00:41 PM  
He was the first manor to be charged in connection with the January 6 riots.

They're charging houses now?
 
2022-08-07 3:00:44 PM  
That "article" is nigh-on unreadable. If you don't have an editor at least read back through the gibberish you just typed to make sure you catch at least 95% of that dreck.

Also, 11 counts for the J6 shiat? Hang him and leave him out to dry from the prison walls.
 
2022-08-07 3:03:09 PM  

cretinbob: That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.


He  can keep it if he trades it for a Prius (preferably pastel colored)
 
2022-08-07 3:03:50 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


Someone wrote that in the first place. It's strikingly awful.
 
2022-08-07 3:04:20 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


I thought I was having a stroke and was going to call an ambulance while reading it.
 
2022-08-07 3:05:20 PM  
I think the writer of that article should face Federal charges.
 
2022-08-07 3:06:06 PM  

Snapper Carr: cretinbob: That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.

He  can keep it if he trades it for a Prius (preferably pastel colored)


Let's be reasonable caught sayof
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2022-08-07 3:08:36 PM  
God damn.  Can someone summarize that article in a way that isn't gibberish?
 
2022-08-07 3:09:46 PM  

RasIanI: Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.

It's almost unreadable, tbh.


If the typos were not bad enough, almost every sentence seems to go on its own tangent, rather than being cohesive to a single train of thought.
 
2022-08-07 3:11:08 PM  
This is Rep and asstomothough Cinema

MadTv - Stuart and the baby sitter
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2022-08-07 3:12:58 PM  

SpaceyCat: God damn.  Can someone summarize that article in a way that isn't gibberish?


J6 man make nono and attack cop. He say "me no guilty!". Fed say "you pay for public attorney cost!". Man say "Me need make truck payment". Man cousin make fundraiser for legal fees but no make answer call anymore and take money, likely stop paying truck too. Only Fed seem reasonable to Grug in this. Cousin seem grifter. J6 man seem stupid.
 
2022-08-07 3:15:32 PM  

Bugerz: J6 man make nono and attack cop. He say "me no guilty!". Fed say "you pay for public attorney cost!". Man say "Me need make truck payment". Man cousin make fundraiser for legal fees but no make answer call anymore and take money, likely stop paying truck too. Only Fed seem reasonable to Grug in this. Cousin seem grifter. J6 man seem stupid.


And this was more comprehensible than the article!
 
2022-08-07 3:25:23 PM  
Check your spelling, Darik.
 
2022-08-07 3:27:19 PM  
Are we sure this article wasn't cobbled together by a kitchen wastebasket pretending to be an AI bot?
 
2022-08-07 3:27:38 PM  

SpaceyCat: God damn.  Can someone summarize that article in a way that isn't gibberish?


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2022-08-07 3:32:10 PM  

Mad Scientist: I think the writer of that article should face Federal charges.


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2022-08-07 3:34:17 PM  
It's Maine. Have a heart.

That truck is his wife, transportation, and mistress.
 
2022-08-07 3:41:50 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


That's because it's ripped from the Bangor Daily News and probably run through some sort of software to alter it or translate it a couple times before back to english.  Here's the actual article:

https://www.bangordailynews.com/2022/08/06/news/york/kyle-fitzsimons-fundraiser-money-joam40zk0w/
 
2022-08-07 3:43:03 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


It read like it was dictated into a phone in a bathroom with a noisy fan and frequent flushing, then submitted without review.

Kinda like this post.
 
2022-08-07 3:43:31 PM  
J6 man caught sayof
 
2022-08-07 3:51:13 PM  
On Monday, the first defendant to go on trial for his role in the January 6 events, Guy Wesley Refitt, 49, of Wylie, Texas, was sentenced more than seven years in prison.
The refit sentence is the longest sentence ever imposed by a federal judge.

Yeah, no.

Some of the sentences in this article felt like the longest sentences ever imposed by an illiterate on unsuspecting readers.
 
2022-08-07 3:55:59 PM  

Snapper Carr: cretinbob: That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.

He  can keep it if he trades it for a Prius (preferably pastel colored)


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2022-08-07 4:06:14 PM  

cretinbob: That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.


After all of the fights about taking people's guns away, I have a fair solution: Anyone convicted of assault/threatening behavior/etc in a road rage incident is not allowed to drive a truck, because it almost always involves a truck.
 
2022-08-07 4:13:04 PM  
Looking for the truck as we speak.
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2022-08-07 4:18:24 PM  
The article is technically correct. But this has bothered me for a while.

If you have something and then enjoy it then that is the way of thingss. Eat your cake and have your cake works. By definition.

You can't eat a cake and have it still.
 
2022-08-07 4:21:30 PM  
Um public defenders are a specifically mentioned right in the bills of rights. He absolutely has the right to make use of a public defender
 
2022-08-07 4:33:45 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Um public defenders are a specifically mentioned right in the bills of rights. He absolutely has the right to make use of a public defender


You keep riding in the slow lane there, cupcake. You'll get there eventually...
 
2022-08-07 4:40:31 PM  

JerkStore: What kind of truck?


Ford F-1Gritty

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2022-08-07 4:46:43 PM  

Warlordtrooper: Um public defenders are a specifically mentioned right in the bills of rights. He absolutely has the right to make use of a public defender


If he misrepresented income to the court, And failed to disclose that they were fundraising for his defense while cleaning he was indigent and unable to pay his defense, then yea - they can legally go after him.

It's not a violation of your rights should be punished for defrauding the court
 
2022-08-07 5:09:41 PM  
He sounds like one of them socialist truck-wanters
 
2022-08-07 5:12:02 PM  
why are you republicans such takers? Get a job for chris sakes,stop begg8ng for money.
 
2022-08-07 5:31:45 PM  
How can you have your taxpayer funder legal defense if ya don't pay for yer truck?
 
2022-08-07 5:32:08 PM  

BenSaw2: How can you have your taxpayer funder legal defense if ya don't pay for yer truck?


*funded - doy
 
2022-08-07 6:42:57 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: I'm not sure I've seen a more poorly edited article in quite some time. And that's saying something.


Ohhhhh.  I was going to ask what language they speak in Maine.  And The random capitalization was weird.  Maine Man?
 
2022-08-07 7:11:58 PM  

cretinbob: That truck is important. It's his manhood, his freedom, his superiority over others.
That's what the ad says anyway.

make him turn it all over. He's not going to need that truck anymore anyway.


Exactly.  I would have been shocked if any of these headlines ever talked about a Jan 6 rioter and their sedan, or a Jan 6th rioter and their hatchback.

It's always a truck with these assholes because they can't be a man without one.
 
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