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2022-08-07 9:38:34 AM  
Trump should ask the witch doctor he has on retainer for a refund.
 
2022-08-07 9:49:34 AM  
Fox Chyron: Biden Fails Test
 
2022-08-07 9:51:39 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Fox Chyron: Biden Fails Test


I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.
 
2022-08-07 10:20:58 AM  
Pretty sure he's been dead for a few days now, Pelosi is waiting to take over as soon as she gets the word from Hillary that Kamala has been taken of.
 
2022-08-07 10:34:07 AM  

Mugato: Garza and the Supermutants: Fox Chyron: Biden Fails Test

I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.


I found out that they have the USA Fox feed in Taiwan when a friend over there texted yesterday asking me how badly I was being affected by the crisis at the border. She had sent some texts over before marveling at why I hated Trump so much, and I finally put it together and asked her if they she'd been watching Fox News. Yep.

Next came my 800 word text on how Fox is equivalent to mainland China's news broadcasts, where Xi≈Trump and their president Tsai≈Biden. I don't know if I caught it early enough.
 
2022-08-07 10:36:45 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Pretty sure he's been dead for a few days now, Pelosi is waiting to take over as soon as she gets the word from Hillary that Kamala has been taken of.


A woman of color as President? I don't know that we want to put her in that kind of danger. I mean it's going to happen eventually but I don't think we're there yet as a society I'm sad to say.

Shirley we can do a Weekend at Bernie's type situation with Biden's corpse. And I don't mean any low-tech wires and pulleys deal, this is the 21st. They can develop a system of motors and servos to animate him. Get the Disney Imagineers in on it. But not the hacks who did Trump's Hall of Presidents robot, the re-purposed Hillary.
 
2022-08-07 10:53:36 AM  

Mugato: AlwaysRightBoy: Pretty sure he's been dead for a few days now, Pelosi is waiting to take over as soon as she gets the word from Hillary that Kamala has been taken of.

A woman of color as President? I don't know that we want to put her in that kind of danger. I mean it's going to happen eventually but I don't think we're there yet as a society I'm sad to say.

Shirley we can do a Weekend at Bernie's type situation with Biden's corpse. And I don't mean any low-tech wires and pulleys deal, this is the 21st. They can develop a system of motors and servos to animate him. Get the Disney Imagineers in on it. But not the hacks who did Trump's Hall of Presidents robot, the re-purposed Hillary.


You're right on, but don't call me Shirley
 
2022-08-07 11:14:26 AM  
Also, don't play the woman / race card. Everyone in her own party knows her quaitifcans. It's why she was tossed as a presidential candidate.
 
2022-08-07 12:26:26 PM  
There's a more recent article saying he tested negative a second time and is out of isolation:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/joe-biden/biden-leaves-isolation-white-house-negative-covid-tests-rcna41875
 
2022-08-07 12:27:24 PM  
A real president forces his secret service sych
 
2022-08-07 12:27:33 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Also, don't play the woman / race card. Everyone in her own party knows her quaitifcans


You seem expertish.
 
2022-08-07 12:27:51 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: A real president forces his secret service sych


Sycophants to ride around in a limo with him.

/ugh
 
2022-08-07 12:29:44 PM  
I won't believe it until I see a self aggrandizing video clip where the President defiantly steps out of a helicopter and heroically rips off his mask giving a big thumbs up to his adoring supporters.
 
2022-08-07 12:31:10 PM  
I'm a farker. So, I'll continue to drink. Then, I'll come back and laugh and puke all over this thead afer being vaxxed.
 
2022-08-07 12:37:53 PM  
Loser Biden. Trump got much better test scores.

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2022-08-07 12:37:54 PM  

Mugato: Trump should ask the witch doctor he has on retainer for a refund.


Mr. President, your results have come in. I'm afraid you have oo eee oo-ah-ah ting, tang walla-walla bing-bang. There's no cure but it is very treatable.
 
2022-08-07 12:39:05 PM  
Loser Biden. Trump got much better test scores.

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2022-08-07 12:44:06 PM  
First he says he's positive. Now he says he's negative.  Why can't he make up his mind.

Tulsi would never do this and she surfs.
 
2022-08-07 12:44:25 PM  
Stop messing with me Fark. You and your error messages and reloading and not show the post then showing it later.
 
2022-08-07 12:47:10 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Also, don't play the woman / race card.



Black Women: We deserve a voice in leadership.

America for 200 years: *literally plays the race/gender card* Sorry, no.

Black Women: Sorry, race and gender are no longer acceptable criteria to exclude people from leadership.

America: OMG Why you play race/gender card???!?!?!?!
 
2022-08-07 12:54:03 PM  
"Interesting" tag?

Is "Follow Up" tag isolating again?

Seriously, glad he's not dying, but this isn't interesting. I even read part of the article (!?) to be sure.

/I was promised dumpster fires
 
2022-08-07 12:56:48 PM  

Mugato: Garza and the Supermutants: Fox Chyron: Biden Fails Test

I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.


It does work both ways though.

Sure, you get stuff like that from Fox about Biden.  And with Trump you got stuff like that from CNN, ABC, NBC, WaPo, the NYT, etc.

It doesn't really balance out
 
2022-08-07 1:00:16 PM  

Mugato: I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.


Wow, consider yourself lucky to have made it that long.
 
2022-08-07 1:02:33 PM  
So are the new cdc guidlines for vaxed and boosted people to not return to work until they are symptom free had 2 negatives in 48 hours?
16 days from first positive wonder if the paxlovid messed with being able to clear it. If I recall the trial didn't include vaccinated people.  Anyone have insight?
 
2022-08-07 1:04:58 PM  

hissatsu: Loser Biden. Trump got much better test scores.

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Looks like he messed with Texas.
 
2022-08-07 1:05:44 PM  
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2022-08-07 1:15:05 PM  
Just in time for my roommate to test positive.

I caught it back in late 2021 and it was mostly an inconvenience for me, locking myself in my room, disinfecting everywhere I went and everything I touched for two weeks.  Wearing a mask in my own place was admittedly annoying as well.

Which is why I don't trust my roommate to do ANY of that and fully expect to catch the BA.5 variant any day now.

Welcome back to forever, I guess.
 
2022-08-07 1:15:24 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Mugato: Garza and the Supermutants: Fox Chyron: Biden Fails Test

I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.

I found out that they have the USA Fox feed in Taiwan when a friend over there texted yesterday asking me how badly I was being affected by the crisis at the border. She had sent some texts over before marveling at why I hated Trump so much, and I finally put it together and asked her if they she'd been watching Fox News. Yep.

Next came my 800 word text on how Fox is equivalent to mainland China's news broadcasts, where Xi≈Trump and their president Tsai≈Biden. I don't know if I caught it early enough.


Remind her that Russian media uses Faux News programs verbatim on their broadcasts. They don't even have to do their own work, Faux does it for them. They are the Jim Cramer of the political world. Or maybe Jim Baker would be closer.
Then remind her that Pinocchio tried to overthrow our government, like Xi is trying to overthrow theirs. If that doesn't work, Xi says he will use Putins approach.
 
2022-08-07 1:16:40 PM  

WillofJ2: So are the new cdc guidlines for vaxed and boosted people to not return to work until they are symptom free had 2 negatives in 48 hours?
16 days from first positive wonder if the paxlovid messed with being able to clear it. If I recall the trial didn't include vaccinated people.  Anyone have insight?


Just treat it the same as we treat....every other disease.

If you feel well enough to go in, go in.  If you work with more than two people, than your co-workers have probably already come in with Covid.

but They were asymptomatic, or their symptoms were so mild nobody realized they had it
 
2022-08-07 1:18:44 PM  
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2022-08-07 1:18:47 PM  

Mugato: AlwaysRightBoy: Pretty sure he's been dead for a few days now, Pelosi is waiting to take over as soon as she gets the word from Hillary that Kamala has been taken of.

A woman of color as President? I don't know that we want to put her in that kind of danger. I mean it's going to happen eventually but I don't think we're there yet as a society I'm sad to say.

Shirley we can do a Weekend at Bernie's type situation with Biden's corpse. And I don't mean any low-tech wires and pulleys deal, this is the 21st. They can develop a system of motors and servos to animate him. Get the Disney Imagineers in on it. But not the hacks who did Trump's Hall of Presidents robot, the re-purposed Hillary.


Now that you brought it up, I'm thinking there's a 50/50 chance this is already what's happening
 
2022-08-07 1:20:36 PM  

BMFPitt: Mugato: I was exposed involuntarily to Fox News for essentially the first time last week and your post is not an exaggeration.

Wow, consider yourself lucky to have made it that long.


They were intellectually vaccinated, so the death rate is very low.
 
2022-08-07 1:23:50 PM  

BeesNuts: Just in time for my roommate to test positive.

I caught it back in late 2021 and it was mostly an inconvenience for me, locking myself in my room, disinfecting everywhere I went and everything I touched for two weeks.  Wearing a mask in my own place was admittedly annoying as well.

Which is why I don't trust my roommate to do ANY of that and fully expect to catch the BA.5 variant any day now.

Welcome back to forever, I guess.


You just solved your own problem.  The biggest inconvenience you had when you contracted Covid was disinfecting things and wearing a mask in your home

So if you catch it again......just don't do any of that.  Problem solved.
 
2022-08-07 1:27:04 PM  

Rapmaster2000: First he says he's positive. Now he says he's negative.  Why can't he make up his mind.


He's vacillating.
 
2022-08-07 1:27:49 PM  
Biden's doctor also went on go comment that Biden has a beautiful body and he is much more fit than Trump.
 
2022-08-07 1:40:13 PM  
The logical question is... did he ever even have COVID-19 in the first place?

Why would he lie about having it before, and why is he coming clean now?

It makes no sense why anybody would do such a thing. Therefore, there must be some nefarious conspiracy this is meant to distract us from, involving CRT and pedophilia at the highest levels of this Administration.

Or at least, that's what some people are saying. I'm just asking questions.
 
2022-08-07 1:41:01 PM  
The sun rose this morning. Why this is bad for Biden's presidency and more
 
2022-08-07 1:46:11 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: The sun rose this morning. Why this is bad for Biden's presidency and more


Most Americans would tell you the sun rises and sets. Yet elitist scientists say that's not what's happening at all, but don't offer simple explanations that make sense to average Americans.

And Biden makes policy based upon recommendations from these out-of-touch, unelected, unpopular, and unaccountable intellectuals. This is a serious failing.
 
2022-08-07 2:00:25 PM  

Parthenogenetic: pastramithemosterotic: The sun rose this morning. Why this is bad for Biden's presidency and more

Most Americans would tell you the sun rises and sets. Yet elitist scientists say that's not what's happening at all, but don't offer simple explanations that make sense to average Americans.

And Biden makes policy based upon recommendations from these out-of-touch, unelected, unpopular, and unaccountable intellectuals. This is a serious failing.


"Scientists say that we experience day/night cycles due to the rotation of the planet, but in this diner in Ohio, people aren't so sure."
 
2022-08-07 2:00:55 PM  
CNN headline:  First he's positive, now he's negative.  Is Biden to bipolar for America?
 
2022-08-07 2:07:15 PM  
I miss having a president who has active enough to have an immune system to combat covid only once
 
2022-08-07 2:50:30 PM  
Did Dr. O'Connor make Biden strip so he could ogle him?
 
2022-08-07 3:03:04 PM  
Oh I thought this was going to be something about inflation settling down, job market improving, and Cucker explaining why that's bad for America.
 
2022-08-07 3:18:48 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: but They were asymptomatic, or their symptoms were so mild nobody realized they had it


Repeated exposure to a toxin that causes neurological degeneration tends to do that...
 
2022-08-07 4:01:55 PM  

udhq: AlwaysRightBoy: Also, don't play the woman / race card.


Black Women: We deserve a voice in leadership.

America for 200 years: *literally plays the race/gender card* Sorry, no.

Black Women: Sorry, race and gender are no longer acceptable criteria to exclude people from leadership.

America: OMG Why you play race/gender card???!?!?!?!


America has not played the race/gender card, Mugato did.
When it comes to the character of one who's going to fill the office spot, it comes down to stupidity.
 
2022-08-07 4:13:16 PM  

Mugato: AlwaysRightBoy: Pretty sure he's been dead for a few days now, Pelosi is waiting to take over as soon as she gets the word from Hillary that Kamala has been taken of.

A woman of color as President? I don't know that we want to put her in that kind of danger. I mean it's going to happen eventually but I don't think we're there yet as a society I'm sad to say.

Shirley we can do a Weekend at Bernie's type situation with Biden's corpse. And I don't mean any low-tech wires and pulleys deal, this is the 21st. They can develop a system of motors and servos to animate him. Get the Disney Imagineers in on it. But not the hacks who did Trump's Hall of Presidents robot, the re-purposed Hillary.


When then Senator Obama became a serious consideration for the presidency I researched who he was to seek out his character, also found out he was black. It didn't make a difference to me at all, but it did to thousands of  racists on Fark to remind me every day for 8 years.
 
2022-08-07 4:31:00 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: When it comes to the character of one who's going to fill the office spot, it comes down to stupidity.


Ahhh, so what you're saying is that for 250 years, women and people of color were just too stupid to hold office.

That certainly clarifies your thinking a bit...
 
2022-08-07 4:32:49 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: It didn't make a difference to me at all, but it did to thousands of  racists on Fark to remind me every day for 8 years.


It also mattered to the millions of mainstream conservatives who spread white supremacists memes and birtherism as an attempt to disqualify black people from American identity, and from holding power.
 
2022-08-07 4:46:42 PM  

udhq: AlwaysRightBoy: When it comes to the character of one who's going to fill the office spot, it comes down to stupidity.

Ahhh, so what you're saying is that for 250 years, women and people of color were just too stupid to hold office.

That certainly clarifies your thinking a bit...


you should not run for any political office. Jus sayin'
 
2022-08-07 4:58:57 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: udhq: AlwaysRightBoy: Also, don't play the woman / race card.


Black Women: We deserve a voice in leadership.

America for 200 years: *literally plays the race/gender card* Sorry, no.

Black Women: Sorry, race and gender are no longer acceptable criteria to exclude people from leadership.

America: OMG Why you play race/gender card???!?!?!?!

America has not played the race/gender card, Mugato did.
When it comes to the character of one who's going to fill the office spot, it comes down to stupidity.


I didn't say anything about plaything the race card. I don't think you understand what that term means.

I'm saying that the race divide is worse than it ever has been since the Civil War and that a female President of color could cause a lot of issues. I'm not saying that we shouldn't go forward with that, just that with the current climate, that could cause some issues. You farking tool.
 
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