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(Food 52)   You'll never have to deal with freezer burn if you never have any leftovers to put in the freezer *taps temple*   (food52.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Food preservation, freezer burn, dry air, Food, Different types, ice cream, plastic wrap, Freezers  
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483 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Aug 2022 at 12:36 PM (16 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 12:48:33 PM  
Ice cream lasts longer than 3 days in the authors freezer? farking noob
 
2022-08-07 12:51:55 PM  
love my vacuum sealer. it's saved me a ton of money being able to buy things in bulk/on sale/in season and freezing them. it's worth the investment if you've been thinking about one
 
2022-08-07 1:49:34 PM  
Don't gawk into the freezer for three bloody minutes letting in moisture. Done.
 
2022-08-07 1:59:32 PM  
Proper butcher's paper and good wrapping technique for meats.
 
2022-08-07 2:02:08 PM  
I cook a turkey several times a year, portion it out in bags and freeze it. My "secret" is a variation on an old "too many fish" trick.  I make a big pot of broth and fill the bags of turkey with broth. No freezer burn and there's always broth for gravy.
 
2022-08-07 2:48:25 PM  
Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.
 
2022-08-07 2:55:07 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.


if he eats bad delivery pizza every night WTF is he storing in the freezer? back-up leftover delivery pizza slices?

🤔
 
2022-08-07 2:56:19 PM  
Learn how to wrap and store your food properly for the freezer. Taking the extra time and effort to make it as airtight as possible is well worth it.

How you place it in the freezer helps as well. Overstuffing the freezer or tossing things in can prevent air circulation so things freeze unevenly. Plus you have to spend more time trying to find or take out an item and that leaves the freezer door open for longer.

Date and label what you put in the freezer. You find items faster and you know how old things are. No matter how well you wrap it, the quality will degrade and things will taste bad.
 
2022-08-07 2:57:50 PM  

luna1580: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

if he eats bad delivery pizza every night WTF is he storing in the freezer? back-up leftover delivery pizza slices?

🤔


Back up frozen pizza and he's also killing family bags of dorritos
 
2022-08-07 3:00:26 PM  

Axeofjudgement: luna1580: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

if he eats bad delivery pizza every night WTF is he storing in the freezer? back-up leftover delivery pizza slices?

🤔

Back up frozen pizza and he's also killing family bags of dorritos


ahhhhh, with a "magic supplement" good night chaser i assume......
 
2022-08-07 3:01:34 PM  
Vacuum packer.

*reads*
Yep...

That was easy!
 
2022-08-07 3:09:48 PM  

Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.


LOL
Sounds like my co-worker.... 23 years old, and 46lbs overweight (being generous here).
Moves in 1 speed: slow.
Goes on about how hard life has been, the injuries and indignities he has suffered.
I'm more than twice his age with 10x the life trauma, and just shake my head at him.
Complains that he is broke, but ordered a Subway sandwich and had it delivered the other day... $13.
Meanwhile I ate my two vegetarian pizza slices for $3.50.
Let's face it, some people are dumb. *shrug*

Don't get me started on "skinny jeans".
 
2022-08-07 3:18:34 PM  

Percise1: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

LOL
Sounds like my co-worker.... 23 years old, and 46lbs overweight (being generous here).
Moves in 1 speed: slow.
Goes on about how hard life has been, the injuries and indignities he has suffered.
I'm more than twice his age with 10x the life trauma, and just shake my head at him.
Complains that he is broke, but ordered a Subway sandwich and had it delivered the other day... $13.
Meanwhile I ate my two vegetarian pizza slices for $3.50.
Let's face it, some people are dumb. *shrug*

Don't get me started on "skinny jeans".


Ya just wanna hit em. This one has 2 years on me and how hard life has been. So 37 or 38... and has not done the hiking running or has the miles on me. In sales and has not done my work as a contractor.

But life is sooooo hard. He had a finger injury a few months ago that went full infection... he kept it bandaged that tight when I told him it's fine just let it loose.

"I hurt my back!" Crutches for a week. And all the baby steps.

Meat is toxic for a month... eats chips and carbs.

farking children.
 
2022-08-07 3:33:30 PM  
Hah!

I guess everything is drama when you is potato.
 
2022-08-07 4:09:30 PM  

Percise1: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

LOL
Sounds like my co-worker.... 23 years old, and 46lbs overweight (being generous here).
Moves in 1 speed: slow.
Goes on about how hard life has been, the injuries and indignities he has suffered.
I'm more than twice his age with 10x the life trauma, and just shake my head at him.
Complains that he is broke, but ordered a Subway sandwich and had it delivered the other day... $13.
Meanwhile I ate my two vegetarian pizza slices for $3.50.
Let's face it, some people are dumb. *shrug*

Don't get me started on "skinny jeans".


Reminds me of some random conversation I overheard while waiting to get some medication at the pharmacy.

The people in front of me were two female college students. One of them was complaining about "being tired" and didn't know why.

Then she proceeded to talk about going to a party last night and not coming back until 2AM and missing her morning shift at the campus book store (called in sick). But she bravely managed to go to her only class that afternoon and felt stressed out because it's "so difficult" and "it requires so much studying and hard work."

She was "feeling sick," but she was still going to work out and have dinner with a friend. And to top it off, she complained about money and was wondering life was so crappy right now.
 
2022-08-07 6:05:18 PM  
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Another way to avoid it.
 
2022-08-07 8:29:19 PM  

eyeq360: Percise1: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

LOL
Sounds like my co-worker.... 23 years old, and 46lbs overweight (being generous here).
Moves in 1 speed: slow.
Goes on about how hard life has been, the injuries and indignities he has suffered.
I'm more than twice his age with 10x the life trauma, and just shake my head at him.
Complains that he is broke, but ordered a Subway sandwich and had it delivered the other day... $13.
Meanwhile I ate my two vegetarian pizza slices for $3.50.
Let's face it, some people are dumb. *shrug*

Don't get me started on "skinny jeans".

Reminds me of some random conversation I overheard while waiting to get some medication at the pharmacy.

The people in front of me were two female college students. One of them was complaining about "being tired" and didn't know why.

Then she proceeded to talk about going to a party last night and not coming back until 2AM and missing her morning shift at the campus book store (called in sick). But she bravely managed to go to her only class that afternoon and felt stressed out because it's "so difficult" and "it requires so much studying and hard work."

She was "feeling sick," but she was still going to work out and have dinner with a friend. And to top it off, she complained about money and was wondering life was so crappy right now.


If only there was some explanation for such things!

I get it, life is hard and confusing, but you think it is tough now... imagine it without your phone/internet.
*mic drop*
 
2022-08-07 8:55:24 PM  

Percise1: eyeq360: Percise1: Axeofjudgement: Been eating a lot of raw fish and veggies recently.. calories just not there but there's definitely no left overs for the freezer. Which has been taken over by fatass housemate.

He keeps insisting on skinny jeans and pants and dude... you've gained 30 pounds in 9 months. You're so weak you ask me to open jars for you. You smoke pot and eat domino's all night.

LOL
Sounds like my co-worker.... 23 years old, and 46lbs overweight (being generous here).
Moves in 1 speed: slow.
Goes on about how hard life has been, the injuries and indignities he has suffered.
I'm more than twice his age with 10x the life trauma, and just shake my head at him.
Complains that he is broke, but ordered a Subway sandwich and had it delivered the other day... $13.
Meanwhile I ate my two vegetarian pizza slices for $3.50.
Let's face it, some people are dumb. *shrug*

Don't get me started on "skinny jeans".

Reminds me of some random conversation I overheard while waiting to get some medication at the pharmacy.

The people in front of me were two female college students. One of them was complaining about "being tired" and didn't know why.

Then she proceeded to talk about going to a party last night and not coming back until 2AM and missing her morning shift at the campus book store (called in sick). But she bravely managed to go to her only class that afternoon and felt stressed out because it's "so difficult" and "it requires so much studying and hard work."

She was "feeling sick," but she was still going to work out and have dinner with a friend. And to top it off, she complained about money and was wondering life was so crappy right now.

If only there was some explanation for such things!

I get it, life is hard and confusing, but you think it is tough now... imagine it without your phone/internet.
*mic drop*


i miss you, st. b
 
2022-08-08 12:38:23 AM  

Concrete Donkey: Ice cream lasts longer than 3 days in the authors freezer? farking noob


Exactly this.

I have absolutely no use for the replaceable lids on pints of Hagen-Dazs and Ben&Jerry's.  They go straight in the trash.

Followed about a half an hour later by the empty carton.
 
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