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(Guardian)   Werner Herzog: 'I was never, contrary to rumours, a hazard-seeking, crazy stuntman or Morgan Freeman voice-over'   (theguardian.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Werner Herzog, Grizzly Man, Klaus Kinski, World War II, Hiroo Onoda, Herzog film, Timothy Treadwell, Korean War  
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2022-08-07 11:33:59 AM  
He also has terrible gaydar

Werner Herzog discovers John Waters is Gay
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2022-08-07 11:47:48 AM  
I just ordered this book this week. Looking forward to it.
 
2022-08-07 11:49:28 AM  
now I vant to hear Werner sayyy "t*tty. sprinkles."
 
2022-08-07 11:57:42 AM  
He was never the same after that blown call in the '85 World Series.
 
2022-08-07 12:15:18 PM  
And you read the title in Werner Herzog's voice.
 
2022-08-07 12:20:59 PM  
Werner Herzog gets shot
Youtube HrRNM9cMBDk
 
2022-08-07 12:37:38 PM  
Werner Herzog's Yelp review of Trader Joe's is a must listen.
 
2022-08-07 12:38:31 PM  
All I know is that I never want to hear what's on the "Grizzly Man" tape.
 
2022-08-07 12:45:22 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Werner Herzog's Yelp review of Trader Joe's is a must listen.


Werner Herzog's Yelp Review for Trader Joe's on Hyperion
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2022-08-07 12:59:18 PM  
Discussing Skateboarding with Filmmaker Werner Herzog
Youtube EQLInlnfWUc


I was pleasantly surprised when I heard him talk about skating.
 
2022-08-07 12:59:59 PM  
Aguirre: the Wrath of God is one of the greatest films ever made. It streams on Kanopy which your local public library likely subscribes to. All Herzog films are fascinating but Aguirre is the top of the heap. He may not be a stunt man, but he is a genius filmmaker.
 
2022-08-07 1:05:29 PM  
Also, I have to recommend Julien Donkey-Boy if you like Werner or Harmony Korine.

Julien Donkey-Boy - Trailer
Youtube 8BKx61RvUxA
 
2022-08-07 2:08:30 PM  
Werner Herzog's La Soufrière
Youtube QZ3-TGZcwTw


Nonsense. This is an amazing movie, but Herzog and his cameramen climbed a volcano that was threatening to explode. So, his claim of not being a hazard seeker is just crap.
 
2022-08-07 2:13:48 PM  
He seems to like finger foods.

Jack Reacher Chew Your Fingers Off
Youtube C_2u11z1ljU
 
2022-08-07 2:30:47 PM  
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RIP, Werner
 
Boe [OhFark]
2022-08-07 2:45:32 PM  
An entire generation of young people know him as the baddie in The Mandalorian who famously utters the words "I would like to see the baby."

It seemed like such an unexpected role for him to take, but it was amazing casting, so who knows what method there may be to his madness.
 
2022-08-07 2:52:15 PM  

Samsquantch: Aguirre: the Wrath of God is one of the greatest films ever made. It streams on Kanopy which your local public library likely subscribes to. All Herzog films are fascinating but Aguirre is the top of the heap. He may not be a stunt man, but he is a genius filmmaker.


It's best if followed immediately by My Best Fiend. A fantastic documentary about his working relationship with Klaus Kinski which includes the time that Werner was on the verge of murdering Klaus.

MY BEST FIEND - Trailer
Youtube Lae8FewbnuU
 
2022-08-07 3:50:34 PM  

WhippingBoi: All I know is that I never want to hear what's on the "Grizzly Man" tape.


I heard it sounds exactly like the grape stomping lady falling over
 
2022-08-07 4:20:13 PM  

Snapper Carr: He also has terrible gaydar

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Herzog seems like the least sexual creature (or object) in the universe. Can you imagine him having sex? I can't. "Oh, this. This is the penis. What sad, ridiculous thing it is. Attached to my nethers, it hangs there in sheer, abject terror, with only one blind eye with which to regard its fate."
 
2022-08-07 4:56:30 PM  

WhippingBoi: All I know is that I never want to hear what's on the "Grizzly Man" tape.


Grizzly Man traumatized me when I first saw it, and thankfully he handed the recording of it over to the family to lock away.
 
2022-08-07 5:02:32 PM  
Werner Herzog on American Dad
Youtube hYb9_H8owLw

Used to wonder if he was a stuffy bore but then he did this for AD and I knew he was alright.
 
2022-08-07 5:19:51 PM  
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste:

Herizog seems like the least sexual creature (or object) in the universe. Can you imagine him having sex? I can't.

No, I can't either.

"Oh, this. This is the penis. What sad, ridiculous thing it is. Attached to my nethers, it hangs there in sheer, abject terror, with only one blind eye with which to regard its fate."

Well *now* I can. Thanks, I guess.

.
 
2022-08-07 5:50:04 PM  

Boe: An entire generation of young people know him as the baddie in The Mandalorian who famously utters the words "I would like to see the baby."

It seemed like such an unexpected role for him to take, but it was amazing casting, so who knows what method there may be to his madness.


I came here to post the Trader Joe's, but that has been addressed. I didn't recognize him in Mando until he opened his mouth and I went "Holy shiat! That's Werner Herzog!" My wife was like, who? And I was like Grizzly Man? Cave guy?
Cave of Forgotten Dreams Official Trailer #1 - (2010) HD
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2022-08-07 6:10:39 PM  

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Used to wonder if he was a stuffy bore but then he did this for AD and I knew he was alright.


rick and morty - werner herzog explains human culture
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2022-08-07 8:34:34 PM  

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Used to wonder if he was a stuffy bore but then he did this for AD and I knew he was alright.

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Thugnificent's Tribute to Obama | The Boondocks | adult swim
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2022-08-07 9:38:44 PM  
I was going to make a Whitey Herzog joke.

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Then it struck me how much he looked like Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
 
2022-08-07 9:41:05 PM  
I always liked the way he said "HOGAN!" when he was frustrated.
 
2022-08-07 9:49:21 PM  
You should see his story on rescuing Joaquin Phoenix
 
2022-08-07 9:58:17 PM  
Werner Herzog Commentary for Every Which Way But Loose
Youtube 4stRWQAjD7s
 
2022-08-07 10:47:55 PM  

TappingTheVein: And you read the title in Werner Herzog's voice.


I read the whole article in his voice!
 
2022-08-08 2:03:23 AM  
Herzog Disney World
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2022-08-08 10:26:13 AM  
Werner Herzog and Christopher Lambert should do a buddy cop movie.
 
2022-08-08 11:44:09 AM  

Samsquantch: Aguirre: the Wrath of God is one of the greatest films ever made. It streams on Kanopy which your local public library likely subscribes to. All Herzog films are fascinating but Aguirre is the top of the heap. He may not be a stunt man, but he is a genius filmmaker.


Seconded! And I'll add Fitzcarraldo, an amazing film based on a crazy man lost in obsession, made by a man lost in obsession and starring a crazy man...
 
2022-08-08 2:04:40 PM  

IdentInvalid: Werner Herzog and Christopher Lambert should do a buddy cop movie.


He's getting too old for this shiat...
 
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