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2372 clicks; posted to Business » on 07 Aug 2022 at 5:50 AM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-07 9:27:53 AM  
Something something deck chairs something
 
2022-08-07 10:25:56 AM  
Off Prancer and Vixen!
 
2022-08-07 10:31:49 AM  
They failed to be acquired before anyone discovered how useless their products are?
 
2022-08-07 10:49:45 AM  
I have a new business idea. I'm going to set up a quasi-tech / quasi-VC firm that consults to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms that consult to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms. With that many consultants bringing absolutely nothing of value, it's gotta be a foolproof plan.
 
2022-08-07 11:39:20 AM  
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/what a punchable face
 
2022-08-07 1:06:05 PM  
So, "Men Overboard!"?
 
2022-08-07 1:09:50 PM  
The boy stood on the burning deck
 Whence all but he had fled;
The flame that lit the battle's wreck
 Shone round him o'er the dead.
 
2022-08-07 3:42:41 PM  

slantsix: I have a new business idea. I'm going to set up a quasi-tech / quasi-VC firm that consults to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms that consult to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms. With that many consultants bringing absolutely nothing of value, it's gotta be a foolproof plan.


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2022-08-07 3:57:36 PM  

slantsix: I have a new business idea. I'm going to set up a quasi-tech / quasi-VC firm that consults to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms that consult to other quasi-tech / quasi-VC firms. With that many consultants bringing absolutely nothing of value, it's gotta be a foolproof plan.


invest in all the remaindered "Managing Change" books that were so popular in the '90s for big companies to hand out to their soon-to-be-laid-off employees.  Mine made it as far as my cubicle where it committed suicide by jumping off my desk into the garbage can.  What're they gonna do, hand out a used layoff book to some other poor sap?
 
2022-08-07 3:59:47 PM  

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Bro should look into some Compound W for that thing on his face
 
2022-08-07 4:10:42 PM  
serving multiple user groups and building flywheels between them

You can only scam so many people before someone asks you to explain just what the fark this means in English.
 
2022-08-07 4:51:20 PM  
They need to get some Schaeffer's

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2022-08-08 12:42:49 AM  

dbirchall: Something something deck chairs something


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Buy a few, and you can arrange them however you like!
 
2022-08-08 2:41:42 PM  
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