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(Fox News)   At least one person won't be attending the annual American Massage Therapy Association convention in Cleveland this year despite the NFL causing a real pain in his gluteus maximus   (foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Jacksonville Jaguars, Cleveland Browns, National Football League, Massage therapists, Massage, Massage therapist organizations, Super Bowl, American Football Conference  
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2022-08-06 9:51:11 PM  
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2022-08-07 1:08:58 AM  
That's racist?

/nothing clever
//every joke is gonna suck
 
2022-08-07 1:25:05 AM  
Happy ending massage?

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/ask for Biscuits
 
2022-08-07 1:49:07 AM  
There should be clear classifications for massage therapists (e.g., Class 1, or Class 2) in order to clear up any confusion over whether or not you can expect to be brought to climax during a session.
 
2022-08-07 1:58:59 AM  
Someone remind me how long Robert Kraft was suspended from NFL duties for his massage parlor solicitation
 
2022-08-07 2:01:53 AM  
I think I saw a video on the internet where Deshaun was successful.
 
2022-08-07 2:03:26 AM  

bughunter: Happy ending massage?

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/ask for Biscuits


Yeah that was me last night, dead asleep then I get a surprise armpit massage.
 
2022-08-07 3:09:16 AM  
That just rubs me the wrong way.
 
2022-08-07 3:09:18 AM  
A massage is sometimes necessary. Groping the client is not necessary.

Is chiro just cracking the knuckles you don't know you had?
 
2022-08-07 3:22:40 AM  

felching pen: That just rubs me the wrong way.


Or in the wrong place.
 
2022-08-07 5:27:48 AM  
Innuendo all the way...

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2022-08-07 6:03:46 AM  
"If the NFL is concerned about professionalism and upholding high standards in the league, creating a safe workplace for all members of athletes' care teams should be a priority."

Narrator: The NFL is not concerned.
 
2022-08-07 6:42:23 AM  
how very 202x.
 
2022-08-07 7:48:03 AM  
This is why you ask for Gladys, the 75 year old retired girls gym coach. She don't care.
 
2022-08-07 9:57:44 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: There should be clear classifications for massage therapists (e.g., Class 1, or Class 2) in order to clear up any confusion over whether or not you can expect to be brought to climax during a session.


Or we could just legalize sex work, so everyone can be up front about what services they provide.
 
2022-08-07 10:46:16 AM  
Billy Squier - The Stroke
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I'm guessing the NFL has ordered teams to NOT play this song during Browns games
 
2022-08-07 2:27:12 PM  

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I'm guessing the NFL has ordered teams to NOT play this song during Browns games


It's his tunnel-exit music.  :)
 
2022-08-07 8:36:34 PM  

Watubi: Someone remind me how long Robert Kraft was suspended from NFL duties for his massage parlor solicitation


You expect the owners to be held to the same standard as the players?  What country are you living in?  Next you'll be expecting us to hold our elected officials to the same standards as the rest of us.

I will point out, though, that what Robert Kraft did and what Watson did are two different things.  Kraft visited a parlor where the happy ending was an unofficial part of the menu.  That's why he was initially charged with soliciting a prostitute.

Watson hired a bunch of massage therapists that weren't prostitutes and tried to get them to do prostitute things.  That's why he was accused of sexual assault, not soliciting a prostitute.
 
2022-08-08 1:37:51 AM  
happy ending
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