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(Twitter)   Rep. Louie Gohmert "President Biden, if you don't drop this vaccine mandate, Novak Djokovic won't be able to play the U.S. Open and that is truly worse than 1,000,000 deaths"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-08-06 7:11:10 AM  
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2022-08-06 7:28:50 AM  
Tennis is so much more important than people's lives...Louie never fails to meet my expectations.
 
2022-08-06 7:32:40 AM  
Well, there it is...
 
2022-08-06 7:43:25 AM  
It's so early to have read something so dumb.
 
2022-08-06 7:51:08 AM  
Who is the dumbest member of congress?

Well it's a bit like a tennis match, but there's more than two, so think doubles, but there's about seven or nine of them out there and they're working without a net, or balls, but there are lots of unforced errors, and they're frequently getting served.
 
2022-08-06 7:51:26 AM  
Or... bear with me here... maybe Djokovic could remove his head from his rectum and get farking vaccinated.
 
2022-08-06 7:59:52 AM  
Some humans are absolutely committed to finding ways and justifications for not doing the right thing.
And then they give themselves bonus points for farking other people in the process that should only be about themselves.
I find it amazing.
 
2022-08-06 8:01:34 AM  
He's the Djoke.
 
2022-08-06 8:52:18 AM  
I would beat my rep to death with a bundle of asparagus, except that I really like asparagus, and it would be a waste
 
2022-08-06 9:35:00 AM  
America first, my ass!
 
2022-08-06 9:39:02 AM  
Gohmert must have gotten some help with spelling those difficult words
 
2022-08-06 10:28:19 AM  
ghoul
 
2022-08-06 10:28:34 AM  

Ambivalence: America first, my ass!


Magic dildo my ass!
 
2022-08-06 10:29:01 AM  
Any government official using their office to promote a lie as deadly as "vaccines don't work" should be shot for the good of the nation.
 
2022-08-06 10:29:53 AM  

fallingcow: Ambivalence: America first, my ass!

Magic dildo my ass!


You have to lay extra for that.
 
2022-08-06 10:29:58 AM  
Republicans don't care about tennis.  That's one of those wimpy European sports.

Real Americans care about NASCAR and football.
 
2022-08-06 10:34:09 AM  
God, Louie is such a farking moron. I am so happy he will be out of Congress after the midterms. Hopefully we won't have to ever hear any of his inane bullshiat again.
 
2022-08-06 10:34:52 AM  
Can you imagine this idiot as speaker of the house? TIL he tried https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/05/louie-gohmert-challenges-john-boehner-house-speaker
 
2022-08-06 10:35:05 AM  
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2022-08-06 10:36:29 AM  
Remember when Republicans pretended to care about unvaxxed Mexicans "invading over the border?"  I wonder if any of them play tennis good?
 
2022-08-06 10:37:04 AM  
I'm sorry Louie, but you might want to look at your own party before accusing Biden and the Democrats of having a party platform based on a cold, heartless, malevolent, scientifically oblivious mentality.
 
2022-08-06 10:37:19 AM  
Why wouldn't he be allowed in? Novak visited the magical pyramids in Bosnia that cure and protect form COVID.
 
2022-08-06 10:37:38 AM  
In February, Djokovic said he would rather never win another tennis trophy or play in another tournament than get the COVID-19 vaccine.

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2022-08-06 10:38:36 AM  
You've got to wonder if he says things like this to spark his late-night BDSM sessions.
"YOU'RE SUCH A F'ING IDIOT!" Slap!"YES, MISTRESS!"
 
2022-08-06 10:39:29 AM  
Yeah, he can a f'n shot. STFU, you bald headed butt plug.
 
2022-08-06 10:39:47 AM  
How many dead Americans does it take per day to reach the American people?
 
2022-08-06 10:40:12 AM  
Here's my idea:  proof of vaccination or you get vaccinated at the border.
 
2022-08-06 10:42:15 AM  
He overcame war? He's farking Serbian. He was a child when it happened but his people were engaged in full scale genocide of their region. I'm sure Ghomert thinks of the Serbs as the sympathetic side in that war though.

Having said that... I'd watch a movie about a young Djokovic having as his best friend an imaginary Slobodan Milosevic
 
2022-08-06 10:42:41 AM  
So immigrants and foreigners are suddenly no longer bringing lot of diseases into the US??
 
2022-08-06 10:42:58 AM  
Elevating the self-induced plight of one person above all seems to be a working strategy for the GQP. Let's say you're a part of a small group, like police, firefighters and EMTs who refused, which is at highest in the single digit percentage overall, that makes you inherently more valuable. That evangelicals are only 15% of the electorate only makes them more entitled (though they have lots of support from non-evangelicals at the voting booth)
 
2022-08-06 10:45:20 AM  
The US is not the only country requiring vaccinations for those entering.
 
2022-08-06 10:46:23 AM  
I cannot take any more of this ass-hole-re. I really can't.
 
2022-08-06 10:47:26 AM  

RyogaM: Remember when Republicans pretended to care about unvaxxed Mexicans "invading over the border?"  I wonder if any of them play tennis good?


Well there's a Canadian player with a name that ends in "ez".  That should be close enough for them.
 
2022-08-06 10:49:00 AM  
It's pretty clear an aptitude test isn't required for congress.
 
2022-08-06 10:49:11 AM  
Ain't nobody care bout tennis here you elitist, eurotrash worshipping dumbass.  Same with soccer.  Flag out front shoulda told you.
 
2022-08-06 10:49:53 AM  
He really puts the "joke" in Đoković.

/tip your waitress
 
2022-08-06 10:50:14 AM  

kbronsito: He overcame war? He's farking Serbian. He was a child when it happened but his people were engaged in full scale genocide of their region. I'm sure Ghomert thinks of the Serbs as the sympathetic side in that war though.

Having said that... I'd watch a movie about a young Djokovic having as his best friend an imaginary Slobodan Milosevic


So, Djojo Rabbit??
Yes, I had a wake and bake.
 
2022-08-06 10:50:23 AM  

baka-san: I would beat my rep to death with a bundle of asparagus, except that I really like asparagus, and it would be a waste


Step one: Eat asparagus.
Step two: Pee on representative.
 
2022-08-06 10:50:45 AM  
Louie Gormless, I mean Gohmert, using the term "scientifically oblivious" is truly beyond ridiculous. I wonder who wrote it for him.
 
2022-08-06 10:51:28 AM  

QFarker: The US is not the only country requiring vaccinations for those entering.


If I recall, he did just withdraw from another engagement in Canada.

I could understand saying that US is being cold and heartless if Đoković couldn't get vaccinated for some reason, like he's immunocompromised or allergic, but he's not. He's just another white manbaby who thinks the world should give him whatever he wants.
 
2022-08-06 10:51:51 AM  
Australia really set a bad precedent allowing that asshole to play there.
 
2022-08-06 10:51:59 AM  

Jairzinho: So immigrants and foreigners are suddenly no longer bringing lot of diseases into the US??


Well, not the white ones...
 
2022-08-06 10:52:02 AM  

wademh: Who is the dumbest member of congress?

Well it's a bit like a tennis match, but there's more than two, so think doubles, but there's about seven or nine of them out there and they're working without a net, or balls, but there are lots of unforced errors, and they're frequently getting served.


Biggs and Gosar are in the running.
 
2022-08-06 10:52:09 AM  

I Ate Shergar: Or... bear with me here... maybe Djokovic could remove his head from his rectum and get farking vaccinated.


And his keyboard layout sucks.
 
2022-08-06 10:52:24 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

replouiegohmert: Novak overcame war and threats of starvation to become one of the world's top tennis players, if not THE top player. Now, it appears he may not be able to overcome Biden's cold, heartless, malevolent, scientifically oblivious mentality in order to compete in the 2022 #USOpen https://t.co/k2oaXx2np3


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2022-08-06 10:52:59 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Well, there it is...


I don't know, it will be hard to beat the caller I heard on sports talk radio early this morning who said in response to Deshaun Watson's slap on the wrist punishment, "those women were prostitutes."

/the host immediately hung up on the caller
 
2022-08-06 10:53:07 AM  
Also, he's already said that missing competitions is "the price that I'm willing to pay." So let him pay it.
 
2022-08-06 10:54:01 AM  

Mike_1962: Jairzinho: So immigrants and foreigners are suddenly no longer bringing lot of diseases into the US??

Well, not the white ones...


It's like how only donated blood from gay men can give you HIV. That straight blood is fine.
 
2022-08-06 10:54:58 AM  
Novak... damnit... sigh...

Let him in to play you animals!!
 
2022-08-06 10:56:04 AM  
I can only imagine their outrage had Buden lifted the mandate for a couple tennis players.
 
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