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(CP24 Toronto)   Fake COVID tests are being sold. That must be why the instructions in subby's test told them to pee on it and wait 15 minutes for a result   (cp24.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Health, Health Canada, Health care, Medicine, Health insurance, rapid antigen test kits, Provinces and territories of Canada, Canada  
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1365 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Aug 2022 at 6:05 AM (25 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-06 8:04:05 AM  
19 votes:
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2022-08-06 8:10:22 AM  
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2022-08-06 4:15:07 AM  
16 votes:
You can tell it's fake because you can't play Doom on it.

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2022-08-06 2:06:50 AM  
8 votes:
It was even stranger the test was taped to subby's mom's forehead at the time
 
2022-08-06 8:52:01 AM  
8 votes:
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Remember, Pirates are wild.
 
2022-08-05 9:44:42 PM  
6 votes:
So subby, are you pregnant?
 
2022-08-06 6:31:21 AM  
5 votes:
I thought it strange that my test was a suppository.
 
2022-08-06 8:29:16 AM  
5 votes:

elkraf: I thought it strange that my test was a suppository.


That's a pregnancy test, dumbass
 
2022-08-06 10:09:13 AM  
4 votes:

Gordon Bennett: You can tell it's fake because you can't play Doom on it.

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That looks like the soft-core porn I used to watch on cable as a kid in the 80's
 
2022-08-06 9:26:58 AM  
3 votes:
Those sound like the tests ordered by the previous administration.
 
2022-08-06 8:09:17 AM  
1 vote:
I know mine are genuine because they say The Ministry Of Housinge on the side.
 
2022-08-06 9:23:33 AM  
1 vote:
My fake kit came with bags of cocaine or dandruff.  I seriously can't tell the difference.

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2022-08-06 2:42:44 PM  
1 vote:

Prof. Frink: Carter Pewterschmidt: [Fark user image image 547x793]

Notice that it's not the same test in the two pictures.


Why yes, I am tons of fun at parties.
 
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