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2022-08-05 9:22:22 PM  
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2022-08-05 9:46:31 PM  
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2022-08-05 10:03:22 PM  
So Kim is trying to leave the the big booty 4 life persona behind and reinvent herself. Petey D is merely collateral damage in this shiatshow, IMHO.
 
2022-08-05 10:25:46 PM  
Had his chance.
He's in the used friend zone now
 
2022-08-05 10:48:14 PM  
I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.
 
2022-08-05 10:55:37 PM  

Naido: I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.


Is Kim planning another comeback?
 
2022-08-05 11:03:16 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Naido: I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.

Is Kim planning another comeback?


Seabiscuit. The Mighty Ducks. Kim Kardashian.
 
2022-08-05 11:23:22 PM  
He vaccinated??
 
2022-08-06 12:53:43 AM  
After all the bad blood between them, I don't think Kanye's got a chance. Pete gets around, but he has some standards.
 
2022-08-06 1:07:37 AM  
I am seriously concerned he may never get another girlfriend.

Friends, let us pray.
 
2022-08-06 1:12:49 AM  
Good.

I like my Pete Davidson shagging hot young things, not a used up Cardassians
 
kab
2022-08-06 1:21:19 AM  
E! News was the first to report news of the Kardashian, 41, and Davidson's split.

WELL THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT
 
2022-08-06 1:26:12 AM  

kab: E! News was the first to report news of the Kardashian, 41, and Davidson's split.

WELL THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT


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2022-08-06 1:29:21 AM  

The Brains: Good.

I like my Pete Davidson shagging hot young things, not a used up Cardassians


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Say I'm still...not used.
 
2022-08-06 1:34:03 AM  

kab: E! News was the first to report news of the Kardashian, 41, and Davidson's split.

WELL THANK HEAVENS FOR THAT


Not familiar with this 41 person, but they were apparently in a throuple with Pete and Kim. Thanks E! News!
 
2022-08-06 1:35:21 AM  
she's disgusting,i imagine she smells terrible no matter how often she takes a shower.  that whole Death becomes her family is a disease.
 
2022-08-06 1:38:47 AM  

JudgeSmails: she's disgusting,i imagine she smells terrible no matter how often she takes a shower.  that whole Death becomes her family is a disease.


She probably does vabbing. It's how she lured Petey Dave.
 
2022-08-06 1:42:10 AM  
aint no one good enough for my boy pete. get em' big boy
 
2022-08-06 2:10:43 AM  
What a sad shiat pile.
 
2022-08-06 2:22:07 AM  
COVID shot?  Rabies shot?  Distemper?
 
2022-08-06 3:01:35 AM  
Well, damn. Pete's going to have to shove his diamond-spurting footlong in someone else.
 
2022-08-06 3:03:19 AM  
But he got that tattoo though
 
2022-08-06 3:16:13 AM  

vudukungfu: Had his chance.
He's in the used friend zone now


Naido: I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.


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Does we call him Johnson?
 
2022-08-06 3:58:25 AM  
I bet poop just falls right out of her these days.
 
2022-08-06 6:03:37 AM  
Over in 9 months?

Didn't Pete get a tattoo of the kid's names?
 
2022-08-06 6:51:53 AM  
And the Herpes go round and round.
 
2022-08-06 7:28:20 AM  
Her ass has it's own gravity field.
 
2022-08-06 8:09:57 AM  
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2022-08-06 8:12:29 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Naido: I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.

Is Kim planning another comeback?


Mama Said Knock You Out
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2022-08-06 8:15:30 AM  
"They both travel all the time and it was hard."

But it softened up a bit, will take a short rejuvenating nappy and then
resume it's habits of carnage and destruction.
 
2022-08-06 8:47:41 AM  
Onto the next headline grabbing relationship.
 
2022-08-06 8:52:51 AM  
A dramatization of their breakup

Pool Boy - SNL
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2022-08-06 8:53:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Had his chance.
He's in the used friend zone now


It's never your girl, it's only your turn.

That said, Pete was the rebound/outlaw relationship to cleanse the pallet from the Rich Rapper Family Time. She moves on quick, doesn't she?

I'm glad Pete didn't marry her. I give him a Win on this because now everyone thinks he has a big dick. Isn't that great? Total win Lol

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2022-08-06 8:55:58 AM  
Good. Hall of fame gigantic cocks weren't meant to be tied down.
 
2022-08-06 9:09:21 AM  

Glitchwerks: Over in 9 months?

Didn't Pete get a tattoo of the kid's names?


I can't say one way or the other on that, but it's not like he's hasn't gotten tattoos he's regretted before
 
2022-08-06 9:10:43 AM  
Also I never get how people think men can fark a lot of women simply because they have theoretically giant cocks. Like they go up to women and flash them and say "Hey, you like?" and the women go to bed with them
 
2022-08-06 9:16:22 AM  

TDWCom29: Also I never get how people think men can fark a lot of women simply because they have theoretically giant cocks. Like they go up to women and flash them and say "Hey, you like?" and the women go to bed with them


It's a headline grabber.

Pete's the paparazzi's obsession right now.  Women date him to get a little bump in publicity and the huge cock, may or may not, be true but grans attention.
 
2022-08-06 9:30:38 AM  
"They both travel all the time and it was hard."

It's almost like this was a calculated move to keep each other in the limelight. I wonder what it's like to have to calculate that into all your life decisions.
 
2022-08-06 9:36:21 AM  
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2022-08-06 9:36:25 AM  
Pete is going to go listen to Fall Out Boy in his mom's basement and cry.
 
2022-08-06 9:56:10 AM  
It could be that while he has the BD, he doesn't have the E.

He could just be bad at doing it, lazy, or a 4 pump chump.
 
2022-08-06 10:05:37 AM  
Why would anybody want something that Kanye dabbled in
 
2022-08-06 10:43:10 AM  
For christ's sake, the "enormous cock" stuff.

He said in his own standup special that it was a bit of a revenge prank by his ex, Ariana Grande. When they split up, she told some media outlet that he's seriously packing, and it predictably spread everywhere. She gets the last laugh, because every time he beds a woman for the first time, she's inevitably disappointed after having the expectations hyped up by rumor. I'm sure he has a perfectly fine cock, but it's not porn-sized, by his own admission.

And yes, I've now outed myself as having watched his Netflix special. Well it was goddamn 2020 and I was home, furloughed from work, and stoned.
 
2022-08-06 10:52:00 AM  
Isn't that a normal length Pete Davidson relationship?
 
2022-08-06 10:52:46 AM  
I'd bang it like a screen door on a submarine.

Is that the idiom? Maybe something about a tornado too?
 
2022-08-06 11:01:00 AM  
I assume Pete is medication compliant and Kim got bored.

/Kim has a type.
 
2022-08-06 11:27:10 AM  

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Yes.  They are truely the most inane, useless pieces of trash in the universe.  That they make money from their uselessness is a sad reflection on civilization.
 
2022-08-06 11:29:39 AM  
He was interfering with her commitments to the Obsidian Order.
 
2022-08-06 11:54:27 AM  

North_Central_Positronics: Farking Clown Shoes: Naido: I don't know, I think the next plot twist should be the reemergence of Ray J.

Is Kim planning another comeback?

Seabiscuit. The Mighty Ducks. Kim Kardashian.


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2022-08-06 12:50:27 PM  

recondite cetacean: I'd bang it like a screen door on a submarine.

Is that the idiom? Maybe something about a tornado too?


"Like a shiathouse door in a hurricane."
 
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