Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Twitter)   While you vultures were reveling in the schadenfreude of Alex Jones's downfall, after leaving court today he saved a man's life, and it was caught on video, which he won't release because he doesn't want to exploit the situation   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, shot  
•       •       •

6876 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2022 at 11:05 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

173 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all

2022-08-05 7:42:24 PM  
Original Tweet:

2022-08-05 7:46:01 PM  
So. Much.Bullshit
2022-08-05 7:50:20 PM  
OMG, what a farking pathetic attempt.
2022-08-05 7:51:09 PM  
Anybody got the Jennifer Lawrence gif handy?
2022-08-05 7:52:57 PM  
2022-08-05 7:55:56 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 7:56:43 PM  
Why do I have the feeling that prior to broadcast, Owen Shroyer was pleading with Alex Jones over the phone "don't make me say that. I know it's been a rough few days, but I have some dignity"?
2022-08-05 7:59:46 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 8:09:20 PM  
I doubt this.
2022-08-05 8:10:01 PM  
What a colossal tiny-dicked asshole excuse for a human being.
2022-08-05 8:13:03 PM  
It could possibly be true.  Somebody might have been choking to death, saw Alex Jones and his lawyer, and started laughing so hard it was like doing an auto-Heimlich maneuver.
2022-08-05 8:20:24 PM Full Size

media.makeameme.orgView Full Size

memegenerator.netView Full Size
2022-08-05 8:24:36 PM  
which courthouse are we talking about here. because he wasn't at the verdict hearing today.
2022-08-05 8:29:26 PM  

Bootleg: [ image 500x300]
[ image 600x463]
[ image 395x302]

Looks like I am using this for the second time today.

Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 8:34:15 PM  
I really hope subby is being sarcastic with the tag
2022-08-05 8:37:28 PM  

freddyV: I really hope subby is being sarcastic with the tag

I was.

I wish I had taken a minute or so to word the headline better, but when I stumbled across this, I just couldn't wait to share it.
2022-08-05 8:41:09 PM  
c.tenor.comView Full Size
2022-08-05 8:41:21 PM  
allpurposeguru.comView Full Size
2022-08-05 8:52:03 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 9:19:17 PM  
surejan.jpg.....this idiot has no shame.  He should be a case study....
2022-08-05 9:27:31 PM  
This biatch should be looking under the couch cushions for the near 50 million he has to pay out to sandy hook families.

/he's a real piece of work
//work, here, means subhuman refuse
2022-08-05 9:38:46 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 10:08:34 PM  
I'm going to ask my wife, Morgan Fairchild, about this.
2022-08-05 10:31:57 PM  
Talk about a misuse of the Hero tag....
2022-08-05 10:40:36 PM  
Watching the video again a couple hours later, it's even more of a marvel to behold.

What really makes this sing is that they didn't even bother to come up with a story. Not even the hint of one. What happened? How did Alex Jones save somebody's life? Where? Who can corroborate this? None of that! There are not even subtle hints as to what they claim happened today. it's just "well, guess what? Alex Jones did something amazing. Yeah, that happened. True story. No details necessary. Now you know. Anyway, moving on..."
2022-08-05 10:47:42 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 11:08:34 PM  
I need details here. Did he swat a UFO out of the air, or wrestle a werewolf to the ground? Get the jump on Hunter Biden preparing to download a man's soul in to his laptop?
2022-08-05 11:08:43 PM  
wow, he's a hero. shower him with love
2022-08-05 11:10:46 PM  
It really is hard to keep up with the Jones.
2022-08-05 11:11:17 PM  

some_beer_drinker: wow, he's a hero. shower him with love

As long as love = stones
2022-08-05 11:11:29 PM  

aimtastic: Anybody got the Jennifer Lawrence gif handy?

Weird you should mention her. I just had sex with her. She showed up at the door and said she had the hots for me and Mrs. PCoC was cool with it--even filmed it. No, I'm not going to show you the video, you'd just think I was bragging about banging Jennifer Lawrence, with whom I have definitely slept.
2022-08-05 11:11:52 PM  
If Baghdad Bob and a Russian invasion propagandist had a baby, that baby would have more credibility than Alex Jones.
2022-08-05 11:11:53 PM  
He doesn't want to prove it, because you know he shies from attention, but he does want to make an announcement about it? lulz
2022-08-05 11:12:02 PM  
So Alex going to force all of his employees to make these bullshiat videos as a fealty test?
2022-08-05 11:13:51 PM  
False flag crisis actor
2022-08-05 11:14:27 PM  
And then they had a baby and the baby looked at him and it smile at him.
2022-08-05 11:14:58 PM  
When your eyes avoid the camera's gaze as though it was that of an actual skeptical person
2022-08-05 11:15:07 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
2022-08-05 11:15:20 PM  
Stopping the guy who owes you $2.39 from this morning's coffee brunch from getting run over by a Hovaround on the way to the ATM isn't exactly saving lives, champ.
2022-08-05 11:16:54 PM  
pbs.twimg.comView Full Size
2022-08-05 11:17:18 PM  
And then and then and then Jesus and Ronald Reagan gave him the Greatest Man Ever award but he won't show it because he doesn't want people to be jealous
2022-08-05 11:17:33 PM  
It's true, he did save a man's life.
Someone was trying to hire AJ's lawyer Andino "wise counselor" Reynal, and AJ talked him out of it.
2022-08-05 11:17:41 PM  
i.kym-cdn.comView Full Size

Sure, Jan.
2022-08-05 11:17:42 PM  
he fixed the cable
2022-08-05 11:18:18 PM  
To all you doubters, I can corroborate that this story is true! Alex Jones saved my girlfriend's life. You don't know her; she lives in Canada.
2022-08-05 11:18:52 PM  

aimtastic: Anybody got the Jennifer Lawrence gif handy?

media1.giphy.comView Full Size
2022-08-05 11:20:44 PM  
Maybe they interpret that someone outside the courthouse was saved from their blood pressure asploding from overhearing things that AJ might have said IF HE HAD ACTUALLY BEEN THERE.
2022-08-05 11:22:00 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

2022-08-05 11:23:15 PM  

I Have A Bo Burnham GIF For That: [Fark user image image 480x270]

as a man that's attracted to women, he's pretty farking adorable.
2022-08-05 11:24:41 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
Displayed 50 of 173 comments

Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Newest | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.