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(NYPost)   Owner is trying to give away a 'cursed fridge' that 'houses' his stepmother's soul. Probably won't get any takers, even people without fridges who collect souls   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Refrigerator, Air conditioner, free fridge, Home appliance, current owner, Soul, The Unit, Twitter  
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1437 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Aug 2022 at 9:05 PM (9 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-05 9:08:26 PM  
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Tell the stepmother's ghost to just chill.
 
2022-08-05 9:12:15 PM  
If he put his stepmother's soul in the fridge, I can only assume he was planning to eat it later. Hard pass on meeting this guy.
 
2022-08-05 9:13:56 PM  
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2022-08-05 9:15:20 PM  
Stepmother thread?

Mine was a Vietnamese refuge tyrant who raised six children, lost her husband, became obstinate and was a pain in my ass but a worthy opponent.

She passed much too early from being stubborn and not paying much better attention to her during the weekends she would spend at her house.

But maybe understanding their mother is a key part of staying married.
 
2022-08-05 9:16:11 PM  
This is how you end up with a broodwich
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2022-08-05 9:17:40 PM  
I'm sure Zak Bagans would buy it for a couple hundred thousand dollars.
 
2022-08-05 9:21:31 PM  
Really, do I have to do this again...

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And the lesson:  Never leave things in the fridge!
 
2022-08-05 9:21:49 PM  
Things discounted for being haunted are either mechanically borked or free real estate. Not a lot of daylight in between, I'd guess.
 
2022-08-05 9:22:21 PM  
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2022-08-05 9:23:19 PM  
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We were all here for this one.  Around 2003?

You're old
 
2022-08-05 9:25:19 PM  
What's it's SCP number?
 
2022-08-05 9:26:28 PM  

NathanAllen: Stepmother thread?

Mine was a Vietnamese refuge tyrant who raised six children, lost her husband, became obstinate and was a pain in my ass but a worthy opponent.

She passed much too early from being stubborn and not paying much better attention to her during the weekends she would spend at her house.

But maybe understanding their mother is a key part of staying married.


Oh.  That's not much different from being married to a racist, old, ladys daughter.
 
2022-08-05 9:27:15 PM  
Kind of similar to a plot from Douglass Adams, isn't it?  I mean, I think Thor burst out of the fridge or something...

I guess it's more of a Ghost Busters thing.
 
2022-08-05 9:30:02 PM  
Livin' In the Fridge
Youtube wH3UncRagXY
 
2022-08-05 9:31:12 PM  
David Niven's fridge
Youtube J8syR-yK1MI
 
2022-08-05 9:32:26 PM  
If you want to get a used fridge picked up from the curb you don't put a FREE sign on it. You put a sign that says $70 OBO

Thing will disappear before you can get back inside and look out the window to check on it
 
2022-08-05 9:34:47 PM  
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"The freezer comes fully stocked with a variety of frogurt flavors."
 
2022-08-05 9:37:34 PM  
Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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2022-08-05 9:37:58 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 198x254]

We were all here for this one.  Around 2003?

You're old


I recall. Dude claimed he dug it up in an old graveyard in the woods. People got the Ebay bid to some insane about for shiats and giggles, and he threatened legal action. People then pointed out that he is either committing Fraud or Interfering with a Cemetery or Burial Ground, and he withdrew his haunted jar
 
2022-08-05 9:39:53 PM  

invictus2: Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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He did that to himself on purpose? I feel a little better about my crippling anxiety
 
2022-08-05 9:43:18 PM  
Sounds like a job for a Scientologist.
 
2022-08-05 9:43:20 PM  

invictus2: Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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2022-08-05 9:43:25 PM  
Mock the Week - Scene's We'd Like To See - What The Queen Didn't Say In Her Christmas Message
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2022-08-05 9:46:32 PM  
Dude's dead stepmom sounded fat.
 
2022-08-05 9:47:45 PM  
 
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You rang?
 
2022-08-05 9:50:40 PM  

invictus2: Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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what the F? you are a bad farker
 
2022-08-05 9:56:22 PM  

HoratioGates: Kind of similar to a plot from Douglass Adams, isn't it?  I mean, I think Thor burst out of the fridge or something...

I guess it's more of a Ghost Busters thing.


Thor? Which one?

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2022-08-05 9:56:24 PM  

invictus2: Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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2022-08-05 9:57:57 PM  
Damned Decepticons
 
2022-08-05 9:58:56 PM  

HoratioGates: Kind of similar to a plot from Douglass Adams, isn't it?  I mean, I think Thor burst out of the fridge or something...

I guess it's more of a Ghost Busters thing.


No, it was a new god of Guilt, I think. But I came in to post the same thing, one of the many menaces that loomed in that novel. The first Dirk Gently novel.
 
2022-08-05 9:59:15 PM  

invictus2: Subby, there was a better link you could have used


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Hey, he did good! He already looked like 65 when he died. Plus, he had boobs that would make Lizzo so jealous.
 
2022-08-05 10:06:34 PM  
Haunted Toaster (HQ)
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2022-08-05 10:07:55 PM  
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/Yes, I went there.
 
2022-08-05 10:14:22 PM  
Good luck. Even poor people have a refrigerator.
 
2022-08-05 10:16:48 PM  

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/Yes, I went there.


Was going to mention this before I found the Brazilian Boob Man
 
2022-08-05 10:16:51 PM  

ltdanman44: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/KW6cBRsyCWc]


Does Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBC
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2022-08-05 10:28:35 PM  

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2022-08-05 10:33:12 PM  
Things could definitely be worse.
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2022-08-05 10:37:18 PM  

morg: No, it was a new god of Guilt, I think. But I came in to post the same thing, one of the many menaces that loomed in that novel. The first Dirk Gently novel.


I really should reread Adams.  I read them in high school.  Graduated in 1990, so it's been a while.
 
2022-08-05 10:49:19 PM  

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Mr. Toilet Man
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2022-08-05 10:54:30 PM  
"Help me, stepson. I'm stuck in the fridge."
 
2022-08-05 11:21:40 PM  

Cafe Threads: HoratioGates: Kind of similar to a plot from Douglass Adams, isn't it?  I mean, I think Thor burst out of the fridge or something...

I guess it's more of a Ghost Busters thing.

Thor? Which one?

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Should have been TransTHORmer.
 
2022-08-05 11:38:08 PM  

HoratioGates: Kind of similar to a plot from Douglass Adams, isn't it?  I mean, I think Thor burst out of the fridge or something...

I guess it's more of a Ghost Busters thing.


Long Dark Teatime of the Soul. Not Thor, but a new god to replace the fallen Asgardians. It killed Toerag and the Green Meanie.
 
2022-08-06 1:33:00 AM  
Toast - Heywood Banks
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2022-08-06 2:38:59 AM  
"Some Twitter users, meanwhile, are thinking it's all  a prank."

NSS
 
2022-08-06 6:06:20 AM  

HoratioGates: morg: No, it was a new god of Guilt, I think. But I came in to post the same thing, one of the many menaces that loomed in that novel. The first Dirk Gently novel.

I really should reread Adams.  I read them in high school.  Graduated in 1990, so it's been a while.


I did during lockdown when libraries and bookstores were closed. The advice in here was to skip "Mostly Harmless".
 
2022-08-06 6:30:03 AM  
Just have a priest bless a box of baking soda and place it on the top shelf of the fridge.
 
2022-08-06 7:03:03 AM  

bongon247: NathanAllen: Stepmother thread?

Mine was a Vietnamese refuge tyrant who raised six children, lost her husband, became obstinate and was a pain in my ass but a worthy opponent.

She passed much too early from being stubborn and not paying much better attention to her during the weekends she would spend at her house.

But maybe understanding their mother is a key part of staying married.

Oh.  That's not much different from being married to a racist, old, ladys daughter.


Oh no, she was super racist as well, can't forget that part.
 
2022-08-06 10:58:11 AM  

morg: HoratioGates: morg: No, it was a new god of Guilt, I think. But I came in to post the same thing, one of the many menaces that loomed in that novel. The first Dirk Gently novel.

I really should reread Adams.  I read them in high school.  Graduated in 1990, so it's been a while.

I did during lockdown when libraries and bookstores were closed. The advice in here was to skip "Mostly Harmless".


Adams himself probably would have agreed. He regretted how that one turned out.
 
2022-08-06 3:11:58 PM  
Does it level entire buildings if someone stops looking at it?
 
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