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2022-08-05 6:08:14 PM  
I hope Huma Abedin dumps him, she should be dating me.
 
2022-08-05 6:30:23 PM  
He looks more like CM Punk than Bradley Cooper.
 
2022-08-05 7:15:53 PM  
I have a hard time feeling bad for a company too lazy to.even slap a cable alarm rig around a $600 item, let alone lock it up.

I mean honestly, no one is coming in to buy that just by looking at the packaging box, such that it needs to be on the shelf
 
2022-08-05 7:18:23 PM  
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2022-08-05 7:28:16 PM  

Trocadero: [img.buzzfeed.com image 625x386]


Came here to post this, but ya beat me to the punch.

/still have to remind myself that Bradley is the voice
//it doesn't really sound like him
///third slashie for your left leg
 
2022-08-05 7:34:50 PM  
seems, fat
 
2022-08-05 7:44:35 PM  
Bradley has let himself go. I'll get him back in shape!
 
2022-08-05 7:50:44 PM  
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2022-08-05 7:51:36 PM  
Shoplifting:the theft of goods from an open retail establishment, typically by concealing a store item on one's person, in pockets, under clothes, or in a bag, and leaving the store without paying.

Shop lifting: Picking up a retail establishment and holding it over your head.
 
2022-08-05 7:55:50 PM  
Looks like Liev Schreiber imo
 
2022-08-05 8:16:23 PM  
*shoplifting

Jfc it's spelled right in the farking linked headline. Wtf is with the imbeciles who don't know the difference between things like "everyone" and "every one" or "anymore" and "any more"?

The apostrophe was bad enough, but now people can't even master the question mark, the hyphen, the semicolon, or the space.
 
2022-08-05 8:21:21 PM  

assjuice: *shoplifting

Jfc it's spelled right in the farking linked headline. Wtf is with the imbeciles who don't know the difference between things like "everyone" and "every one" or "anymore" and "any more"?

The apostrophe was bad enough, but now people can't even master the question mark, the hyphen, the semicolon, or the space.


If he's shop lifting, that means he's really buff and ripped or something.  I mean, most of us couldn't even budge a food cart, let alone lift a shop.

/ compound words.  more popular than you think.
 
2022-08-05 8:28:05 PM  
Bradley Cooper is in good shape for a pregnant man.
 
2022-08-05 8:42:36 PM  

WhippingBoi: Shoplifting:the theft of goods from an open retail establishment, typically by concealing a store item on one's person, in pockets, under clothes, or in a bag, and leaving the store without paying.

Shop lifting: Picking up a retail establishment and holding it over your head.


If this isn't a gag in the new She-Hulk show, I'll be very disappointed.
 
2022-08-05 9:05:12 PM  

assjuice: *shoplifting

Jfc it's spelled right in the farking linked headline. Wtf is with the imbeciles who don't know the difference between things like "everyone" and "every one" or "anymore" and "any more"?

The apostrophe was bad enough, but now people can't even master the question mark, the hyphen, the semicolon, or the space.


Ok, "assjuice".
 
2022-08-05 9:06:57 PM  

Trocadero: [img.buzzfeed.com image 625x386]


So did he steal that guy's leg?
 
2022-08-05 9:39:37 PM  
"Yeah.....look-alike" ~ Bradley Cooper
 
2022-08-05 9:41:22 PM  

TDWCom29: "Yeah.....look-alike" ~ Bradley Cooper


There you go again. Being funny. Sometimes I don't think I even know you.
 
2022-08-06 1:37:28 AM  

UberNeuman: Bradley Cooper is in good shape for a pregnant man.


I hate people that make fun of young men that look like pregnant ladies.
 
2022-08-06 11:15:16 AM  

assjuice: *shoplifting

Jfc it's spelled right in the farking linked headline. Wtf is with the imbeciles who don't know the difference between things like "everyone" and "every one" or "anymore" and "any more"?

The apostrophe was bad enough, but now people can't even master the question mark, the hyphen, the semicolon, or the space.


I know, right? I see people making this kind of mistake everyday.
 
2022-08-06 11:17:05 AM  
Damn, him and David Schwimmer. Sad, really.
 
2022-08-06 12:41:57 PM  
If I were famous I would shoplift all the time. It would be fun to fark with the other customers who notice because "no one will ever believe you."
 
2022-08-06 12:57:20 PM  

Karma Chameleon: If I were famous I would shoplift all the time. It would be fun to fark with the other customers who notice because "no one will ever believe you."


Is that you, Winona Ryder?
 
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