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(ABC News)   NO LIFEGUARD ON DUTY (busy birthin' baby)   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
    More: Sappy, Childbirth, Pool-in-Wharfedale, Pool, Natalie Lucas, Tessa Rider, husband Matthew Jones, 18-year-old lifeguard, YMCA pool  
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2022-08-05 3:51:48 PM  
Was it a water birth..?
 
2022-08-05 3:52:28 PM  
That's not a lifeguard, it's a Y-Guard. What are you trying to pull?
 
2022-08-05 3:55:16 PM  
Pool decks drain back into the pool

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2022-08-05 3:56:33 PM  
Immediately kicked out because the mother started feeding the baby ooowoah
 
2022-08-05 3:56:49 PM  
That's possibly the dumbest woman in Colorado and that's saying something. (the mother, not the lifeguard, she's cute).
 
2022-08-05 3:56:50 PM  

maxandgrinch: Pool decks drain back into the pool

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Did they name the baby Ruth?
 
2022-08-05 3:57:14 PM  
I love how some guy was still swimming laps while this was taking place. What a weird story.
 
2022-08-05 3:59:12 PM  
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"I'll be there..."

No hasselhoff. Wife loved jones or the other guy...
 
2022-08-05 3:59:24 PM  
Gah!  I hope they showered first!


/ no, I don't mean the baby shower
 
2022-08-05 4:01:03 PM  

cyberspacedout: maxandgrinch: Pool decks drain back into the pool

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Did they name the baby Ruth?


Oh wait, article says Lucas. The author just had to go ahead and ruin the joke for us.
 
2022-08-05 4:02:15 PM  

cyberspacedout: cyberspacedout: maxandgrinch: Pool decks drain back into the pool

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Did they name the baby Ruth?

Oh wait, article says Lucas. The author just had to go ahead and ruin the joke for us.


Err... Tobin, I mean. Got the names mixed up.
 
2022-08-05 4:03:39 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: [Fark user image image 185x272]

"I'll be there..."

No hasselhoff. Wife loved jones or the other guy...


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2022-08-05 4:04:09 PM  
TFA: At the time, Rider was about nine months pregnant and past her due date,

All the signage at the pool about swim diapers and diarrhea and stuff, and you decide *that's* okay?
 
2022-08-05 4:04:28 PM  
Good on you, Natalie.
 
2022-08-05 4:05:06 PM  

cfreak: I love how some guy was still swimming laps while this was taking place. What a weird story.


My experience with dedicated amateur athletes in the various cardio-related sports (mostly running, swimming, cycling, and obviously tri) is that there's always a core group among them in any given local area who absolutely do not miss their workout for anything, even if they have to adjust it or shorten it or whatever, they won't completely miss it.  Foot of snow on the ground? Fine, I'll just jog five miles.  Hurricane? Alright I'll ride on the trainer today and stare at a wall for an hour.  Blood and amniotic fluid in the pool? Whatever, can you guys just look the other way for 10 minutes so I can get some laps in before you drain the pool.  I'm convinced that there could be a literal war happening outside and some people would still be like, "I can squeeze in a couple miles around the block real quick."

Run (or cycle, or tri) clubs are like cults.
 
2022-08-05 4:15:20 PM  
I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.
 
2022-08-05 4:17:13 PM  

Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.


Unfortunately the baby's career options are limited to police officer, construction worker, biker or native American.
 
2022-08-05 4:44:44 PM  
"Something I will never forget."

Damn right: childbirth is gross and terrifying.
 
2022-08-05 4:54:46 PM  

ProfessorTerguson: [Fark user image image 185x272]

"I'll be there..."

No hasselhoff. Wife loved jones or the other guy...


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2022-08-05 4:59:09 PM  
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2022-08-05 5:17:35 PM  
She was assisted in the delivery by a police officer... a biker, an Native American and a construction worker.
 
2022-08-05 5:19:27 PM  
Damn fine work there young lady.
 
2022-08-05 5:26:03 PM  

Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.


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2022-08-05 5:42:08 PM  
I was disappointed to find out it wasn't the lifeguard that was pregnant. No one makes the porn that I want.
 
2022-08-05 5:52:45 PM  

Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.


Yentl
 
2022-08-05 5:58:24 PM  
Whatever hospital she was planning to give birth at is right now tallying up her room bill for giving birth.
 
2022-08-05 6:40:47 PM  
The fark kind of assholes go to a public pool with the intention of adding amniotic fluid to it?
 
2022-08-05 7:08:39 PM  

baorao: Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.

Unfortunately the baby's career options are limited to police officer, construction worker, biker or native American.


Tell me more about this Native American career option. Do I get the option of running a fireworks stand or dealing cards at a casino?
 
2022-08-05 7:56:33 PM  

ShowStop: baorao: Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.

Unfortunately the baby's career options are limited to police officer, construction worker, biker or native American.

Tell me more about this Native American career option. Do I get the option of running a fireworks stand or dealing cards at a casino?


Those jobs comes later. Entry level is mostly picking up trash and crying.
 
2022-08-05 8:36:50 PM  

NathanAllen: The fark kind of assholes go to a public pool with the intention of adding amniotic fluid to it?


Kinda what I was thinking. Maybe she was in agony, and didn't have a tub at home.
 
2022-08-06 4:08:30 AM  

ShowStop: baorao: Bonzo_1116: I love that the baby has a lifetime membership to the Y.

That's an amazing value.

They should have named him something that starts with Y, like Yancey, Yoshi, York, Yale, etc.

Unfortunately the baby's career options are limited to police officer, construction worker, biker or native American.

Tell me more about this Native American career option. Do I get the option of running a fireworks stand or dealing cards at a casino?


There's always the not so talked about nowadays but nonetheless still valid option of just murdering the hell out of whitey for invading your land
 
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