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2022-08-05 9:53:57 AM  
How embarrassing for Putin
 
2022-08-05 9:57:38 AM  
Beware the Norc army. You think the Orcs we're pillagers, the Norcs will devour the land like a locust swarm.
 
2022-08-05 10:01:47 AM  
Soldiers? What the orcs need is for some fresh tanks and APCs to arrive just as the ground freezes hard enough to let them roam freely without being forced to stay on roads and highways. Now is the time to take out the infrastructure that would be used to facilitate that outcome.
 
2022-08-05 10:08:44 AM  
Sweet. NK exporting Covid to the Russian ranks
 
2022-08-05 10:09:06 AM  
I guess Putin has run out of cannon fodder and now has to borrow some from Lil' Kim. I wonder what the Norks are getting in return?
 
2022-08-05 10:10:45 AM  

KC Dutchman: I guess Putin has run out of cannon fodder and now has to borrow some from Lil' Kim. I wonder what the Norks are getting in return?


I'm guessing oil, natural gas, and 100k less hungry mouths to feed.
 
2022-08-05 10:18:13 AM  

KC Dutchman: I guess Putin has run out of cannon fodder and now has to borrow some from Lil' Kim. I wonder what the Norks are getting in return?


Food, money, and fuel
 
2022-08-05 10:22:39 AM  
Time to initiate Operation Hoagie Drop.
Give 'em what they don't get at home and they'll all defect.
 
2022-08-05 10:24:47 AM  
Oh, they'll blend right in
 
2022-08-05 10:26:33 AM  

lurkey: Time to initiate Operation Hoagie Drop.
Give 'em what they don't get at home and they'll all defect.


Hell, give them iPhones with preloaded porn. They'll be too tired and distracted to fight.
 
2022-08-05 10:28:55 AM  
I wonder if their infantry will be as fearsome and cunning a soldier as this guy.

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2022-08-05 11:07:54 AM  

FlashHarry: How embarrassing for Putin


Hope he realizes that could be an excuse for NATO to summon 300K soldiers in one shot to defend Ukraine.
 
2022-08-05 11:08:10 AM  
Be funny if they all  Deserted immediately
 
2022-08-05 11:08:41 AM  
What a bunch of farking dumbshiats.
 
2022-08-05 11:09:01 AM  
Hey, does this mean there will be no one to man all the artillery in the DMZ? Because this is solving two problems at once!
 
2022-08-05 11:09:07 AM  
Do you mean "unleash 100,000 starving, meth addicted defectors"

I'm pretty sure that 4 McDonalds could derail that entire army with a few days worth of double-cheeseburger manufacture.
 
2022-08-05 11:10:31 AM  

vudukungfu: Oh, they'll blend right in


Treat them as mercenaries, and wipe them out.
 
2022-08-05 11:10:43 AM  
Observers: "Wow, Russia's invasion has been an absolute logistics trainwreck."

Russia: "Hold my beer."
 
2022-08-05 11:11:07 AM  

WillofJ2: Be funny if they all  Deserted immediately


That's what I expect will happen- they'll be another refuge wave.
 
2022-08-05 11:11:08 AM  
Sounds like an expensive logistics operation that neither side can afford.
 
2022-08-05 11:11:41 AM  
 Surely they'd be 'goblins' to the Russkie's 'orcs', right?
 
2022-08-05 11:11:54 AM  

WillofJ2: Be funny if they all  Deserted immediately


To Ukraine.
 
2022-08-05 11:12:17 AM  
100K soldiers and another 100K Ministry of Information officers to make sure the soldiers stay in line. Then another 100K Information officers to watch the other information officers.
 
2022-08-05 11:12:26 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: I wonder if their infantry will be as fearsome and cunning a soldier as this guy.

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2022-08-05 11:13:13 AM  
The funny part is that the Soviets' actually think this would help.  If you think C&C are a cluster fark now wait until you unleash 100,000 NK soldiers onto your battlefield.
 
2022-08-05 11:14:05 AM  
I don't imagine that they'll last very long considering logistics and WW2 mindset.
 
2022-08-05 11:14:43 AM  
A little worrying what side of WW3 we'd be on if Trump won when his buddies are joining up in the axis.
 
2022-08-05 11:14:47 AM  

KC Dutchman: I guess Putin has run out of cannon fodder and now has to borrow some from Lil' Kim. I wonder what the Norks are getting in return?


Food?
 
2022-08-05 11:15:07 AM  
Nork (plural Norks)
(slang, ethnic slur, derogatory) A North Korean.
 
2022-08-05 11:15:30 AM  

vudukungfu: Oh, they'll blend right in


Probably a benefit -- they can't just take any opportunity to walk away from their unit and blend in.  Some random Korean isn't going to easily lay low while looking for the chance to defect.
 
2022-08-05 11:15:41 AM  
Three hots and a cot?  Brother, you got us at three hots.
 
2022-08-05 11:15:44 AM  
So 100,000 volunteers is going to turn into what? 90k defectors who apply for asylum?
 
2022-08-05 11:16:04 AM  

KC Dutchman: lurkey: Time to initiate Operation Hoagie Drop.
Give 'em what they don't get at home and they'll all defect.

Hell, give them iPhones with preloaded porn. They'll be too tired and distracted to fight.


That's a genius move. Makes targeting their locations so much easier and I'm betting most wouldn't even be aware of the danger. Add location tracking software to put the fish in barrels.
 
2022-08-05 11:16:09 AM  
This Red Dawn mashup/reboot sucks
 
2022-08-05 11:16:25 AM  
I guess we can expect the theft of grain and other foodstuffs to ramp up exponentially.

But realistically, bullshiat. North Korea doesn't have naval transport or air transport. Russia can't afford air transport. China isn't going to let any foreign army cross their territory. Maybe they'll fly Emirates and pay with BTC.
 
2022-08-05 11:16:48 AM  
If Florida men join up, can we call them Crocs?
 
2022-08-05 11:17:11 AM  

Fano: Hey, does this mean there will be no one to man all the artillery in the DMZ? Because this is solving two problems at once!


North Korea has around a million folks they put in uniform (when not planting or harvesting).
So, still 90% or so manned.

Now ask me how much of that artillery is well maintained. 
Hint: they looked *up* to the Russian military's standards.
 
2022-08-05 11:17:18 AM  
If I were South Korea I'd be kinda happy right now that a whole bunch of North Korean soldiers are about to become drone fodder.
 
2022-08-05 11:17:22 AM  

ace in your face: So 100,000 volunteers is going to turn into what? 90k defectors who apply for asylum?


I'm sure they have loved ones back home that are allergic to anti aircraft fire.

Russian Army pay going in to Li'l Kim's bank account
 
2022-08-05 11:17:34 AM  
It's all part of Russia's clever plan. The orc army complained about expired rations and ancient equipment. The Norc army thinks those are Luxuries.
 
2022-08-05 11:17:40 AM  
by some accounts they're so undernourished you could ward them off with a fan.
 
2022-08-05 11:17:40 AM  

Private_Citizen: Beware the Norc army. You think the Orcs we're pillagers, the Norcs will devour the land like a locust swarm.


Half the point in starving your own people.
 
2022-08-05 11:17:58 AM  
So basically some Russian warboner pundit on that talking heads show Dancing With the Czars is having a wargasm fantasy moment.
(cough)bullshiat(cough)
 
2022-08-05 11:18:17 AM  

KC Dutchman: I guess Putin has run out of cannon fodder and now has to borrow some from Lil' Kim. I wonder what the Norks are getting in return?


Oil and fewer people to feed.
 
2022-08-05 11:19:26 AM  

Private_Citizen: It's all part of Russia's clever plan. The orc army complained about expired rations and ancient equipment. The Norc army thinks those are Luxuries.


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2022-08-05 11:19:43 AM  
Sending a large number of citizens beyond their borders seems like not a great idea for an insular dictatorship. Some of them will definitely become POWs.
 
2022-08-05 11:20:19 AM  
Just when you thought the Russian army wasn't the most embarrassing force on the planet, NKs army hasn't done shiat in decades and their equipment is even older Russian made stuff.
 
2022-08-05 11:20:25 AM  
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/Norks would see this an think 'what an improvement...I wish our cities were as advanced as this.'
 
2022-08-05 11:20:44 AM  
This is hilarious because they will be virtually indistinguishable from most of the "russians" (chechens) who are already there.
 
2022-08-05 11:22:07 AM  
So this is a three-way proxy war now?  Or is it a two-way between China and NATO with Russia as the battleground?

Anyway, I'll be turtling in South America and Australia if anyone needs me.
 
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