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(UPI)   So stop me if you've already heard this one: A goat goes to a jewelry store   (upi.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, English-language films, City, jewelry store, loose goat, Leo White, British Columbia Interior, pair of shepherds, unusual situation  
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2022-08-05 10:31:29 AM  
Witnesses in Cartagena, in the Murica region

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2022-08-05 10:58:54 AM  
And the salesperson says, "Hello, Ms. Nicks, how can I help you today?"
 
2022-08-05 12:53:39 PM  
It was unclear how the goat came to be wandering loose in the city.

That must have been some party.
 
2022-08-05 12:55:31 PM  

bluorangefyre: And the salesperson says, "Hello, Ms. Nicks, how can I help you today?"


Damn...made me snort
She's unleashing it in Maine in like a month, you going?
I would but...I dont wanna.
 
2022-08-05 12:59:52 PM  
Capricious behavior in a goat?
 
2022-08-05 1:04:42 PM  
STOP!
 
2022-08-05 1:04:52 PM  
"I was told this store is PANdora..."
 
2022-08-05 1:08:32 PM  
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2022-08-05 1:09:23 PM  
Was it this one? You may need to call an exorcist.


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2022-08-05 1:09:33 PM  
Does it scream or does it faint? Oh I know, both.
 
2022-08-05 1:11:12 PM  

macadamnut: [i.imgur.com image 480x270]


What year is this from lol?
Hilarious.
They got british knights and jnco jeans?

Goats.
 
2022-08-05 1:11:42 PM  
A goat walks into a Jewelry store and starts looking at the rings. A salesman asks the goat if he'd be interested in purchasing a ring. The goat says no, I've already won 7 super bowls, I have enough.
 
2022-08-05 1:12:14 PM  
I expected a Tom Brady link.
 
2022-08-05 1:13:13 PM  
Pamplona sends it sympathies.
 
2022-08-05 1:14:09 PM  
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2022-08-05 1:16:55 PM  
Looks like someone enjoys living deliciously.
 
2022-08-05 1:22:30 PM  
Just shopping for some bling...

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2022-08-05 1:49:13 PM  
Tom buys Gisele something nice?
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Dafuq is this crap?
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2022-08-05 2:28:01 PM  
It was just looking for some batteries to make the roller coaster run faster.
 
2022-08-05 2:52:57 PM  
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See? I told you guys Goat Simulator wasn't a joke, but a very real and accurately researched day in the life of an average goat.
 
2022-08-05 3:23:59 PM  

Walker: Witnesses in Cartagena, in the Murica region

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Yes, a real missed opportunity for off-label use of the Fark tag for this article.
 
2022-08-05 3:43:12 PM  
Go Navy!
 
2022-08-05 5:03:53 PM  
Sorry, the idea that you can pay someone $2/hr if they get an extra $135 a month is still messed up. And what is minimum wage doing at $7.25 anyway?
If this is an improvement, yikes!
 
2022-08-05 5:04:41 PM  

seanpaul.bobadilla: Sorry, the idea that you can pay someone $2/hr if they get an extra $135 a month is still messed up. And what is minimum wage doing at $7.25 anyway?
If this is an improvement, yikes!


Wrong article.
 
2022-08-05 5:55:34 PM  
The South American version of a bull in a china shop.
 
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