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(WRBL Columbus)   Auburn QB evades and outruns police. On a moped. Tag is for the police twice calling off the chase to catch someone riding a moped without a helmet for safety reasons   (wrbl.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Southeastern Conference, Lee County Detention Facility, Auburn, Alabama, American football, Carnell Williams, Mike Donahue, charge of Attempt, arrest stems  
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2022-08-05 8:19:00 AM  
Being the quarterback probably saved his life. The boosters would have had the whole police department fired if he was hurt.
 
2022-08-05 8:37:48 AM  

Kyle Butler: Being the quarterback probably saved his life. The boosters would have had the whole police department fired if he was hurt.


On the other hand, he should have just cops cite him for the helmet violation and allow the booster machine to do its work.
 
2022-08-05 8:39:15 AM  
Attempt to Alude?

Attempt successful!
 
2022-08-05 8:45:40 AM  
Guy Riding Scooter Escapes From Being Chased by Police Car by Driving Around Car - 1059315
Youtube YPAoRoVj3cQ
 
2022-08-05 8:47:23 AM  
Fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one.
 
2022-08-05 8:49:59 AM  

wingnut396: Attempt to Alude?

Attempt successful!


And he did it with 0 near misses.
 
2022-08-05 8:52:37 AM  
This is the problem with over-regulation of the police these days. Back in the old days you would have ended this whole deal with a couple of warning shots, maybe wing him him once or twice to get the message in, but nothing debilitating.
 
2022-08-05 9:13:11 AM  
Alabama is always about safety first, even if they have to kill you.
 
2022-08-05 9:14:18 AM  

debug: [YouTube video: Guy Riding Scooter Escapes From Being Chased by Police Car by Driving Around Car - 1059315]


I knew this would already be in the thread.
 
2022-08-05 9:23:46 AM  
Why is this on fark?
Because race and farking NCAA?
No, sadly, up a view is Cracker Barrel still in biz...it is race with $$$.

His choice go to a "University" much less in the south but please, what college kid doesn't fark up.

Get over yourselves.
That dude will always, ALWAYS, have worked harder than any of you at athletics, a craft.

Need a shower after this thread.
 
2022-08-05 9:36:43 AM  

EBN-OZN: Fun to ride, but don't let your friends see you on one.


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2022-08-05 9:48:10 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: Why is this on fark?
Because race and farking NCAA?
No, sadly, up a view is Cracker Barrel still in biz...it is race with $$$.

His choice go to a "University" much less in the south but please, what college kid doesn't fark up.

Get over yourselves.
That dude will always, ALWAYS, have worked harder than any of you at athletics, a craft.

Need a shower after this thread.


WAT? lol I think it's on Fark because the idea of engaging in a police chase because someone is driving unsafely, without a helmet, is beyond absurd. It's like shooting someone to prevent them from shooting themselves--which the police have also been known to do on occasion. I support the police in most cases, but whoever decided it was worth endangering the public to chase a moped for being unsafe might be the dumbest thing I've heard this week.
 
2022-08-05 9:49:47 AM  

ProfessorTerguson: Get over yourselves.


The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2022-08-05 9:49:48 AM  

Kyle Butler: Being the quarterback probably saved his life. The boosters would have had the whole police department fired if he was hurt.


Unless they were Crimson Tide.

/you think Russia or China would set off WW3?
 
2022-08-05 10:13:12 AM  
Impressive, he really extended the play there, too bad there were no available receivers and the defense had too many men on the field.
 
2022-08-05 10:23:08 AM  
New pic of Finley getting pulled over

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2022-08-05 10:23:45 AM  
I hope they got that "chase" on video because I would love to see the Yakety Sax version of it.
 
2022-08-05 11:26:37 AM  
with the offseason they've had, you just get the feeling Auburn is going to have a really special season this year
 
2022-08-05 11:36:22 AM  
Prime Time!
Prime Time!
Prime Time!
 
2022-08-05 11:51:28 AM  
They should have just called the Alabama defensive coordinator, he would have been on his back in 5 minutes
 
2022-08-05 12:09:56 PM  
The safety issues were that he is the QB for Auburn, and boosters are paying him to be there, so therefore above the law.
 
2022-08-05 1:06:38 PM  
Should have laid out some spike strips
or set up a road block using a couple of bulldozers...

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2022-08-05 1:21:24 PM  
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Screw your stupid rules. I'm a QB!
 
2022-08-05 1:55:39 PM  
Unless any of the pursuit was caught on video, based on what I've seen from people fleeing on mopeds, the police probably had to stop pursuit due to him deciding to drive on sidewalks, down one-ways, etc.
 
2022-08-05 5:38:11 PM  
Auburn will suspend him for one game.

By coincidence, that game happens to be against that college football powerhouse, the Bears of Mercer.
 
2022-08-05 9:11:52 PM  
for anyone unaware football players are given mopeds so they don't need to walk. it would be tragic if your offensive line men lost weight from exercise outside of practice. hard not to laugh at a 250lb guy on a moped though.
mostly for linemen but every player gets them so no one gets their panties in a wad.
source: went to a big ten school and ended up in a class with a bunch of athletes. it was one of those classes and yes I got an A.
 
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