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(New Scientist)   I prefer to mix my milk and coffee in a pentagram. Hail Satan   (newscientist.com) divider line
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2022-08-03 10:26:35 AM  
Rounded obelisk has been used to mix fluids for millions of years.

/or, like 30 seconds
 
2022-08-03 12:38:30 PM  
"Gunther! We have given you €180,000 in grant funding and you came up with this? I'm putting you in for an Ig Nobel!"
 
2022-08-03 12:46:24 PM  
why are you putting milk in your coffee? Is it because you miss your mommy?
 
2022-08-03 1:08:20 PM  
I prefer mine soft and silky....HAIL SATIN!
 
2022-08-03 1:20:27 PM  
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
 
2022-08-03 1:43:52 PM  
 
2022-08-03 1:57:53 PM  
Those pentagrams resemble the male and female genital regions, top and bottom respectively.
 
2022-08-03 2:10:09 PM  
I use 666g of water to my 55.5g of coffee grounds when I make my daily French press. And I inscribe pentagrams onto the surface of my grounds as I'm pouring over the hot water.

I call it "The Coffee of the Beast".

/actually a pretty handy method to remembering the correct ratio of water to grounds how I like it...and for making sure that the grounds get evenly agitated while adding the hot water.
 
2022-08-03 2:21:52 PM  
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2022-08-03 5:21:50 PM  

Tax Boy: why are you putting milk in your coffee? Is it because you miss your mommy?


No, silly.  It reminds me of yours.
 
2022-08-03 10:45:00 PM  

Tax Boy: why are you putting milk in your coffee? Is it because you miss your mommy?


yes
 
JD [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-08-04 1:47:38 PM  
Wanna make it even worse?

Hail Sanka!
 
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