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(Some Guy)   Nothing to see here, just Russia smuggling oil to China by turning off transponders and transferring oil to other ships at sea   (biz.crast.net) divider line
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2499 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 01 Aug 2022 at 9:03 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-08-01 7:33:30 PM  
Snuggling?
 
2022-08-01 7:34:50 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?


They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.
 
2022-08-01 7:43:03 PM  
I guess that was in the gritty reboot.

snuggler
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2022-08-01 7:43:50 PM  
It's always about oil, isn't it?
 
2022-08-01 7:45:23 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?


Foreign policy makes for strange bedfellows.
 
2022-08-01 7:51:04 PM  
If these aren't official sales, that should mean it only affects the price of snuggling on the black market.

It should force SNUGGLEPEC to lower their global prices even further due to lower snuggle demand from China.
 
2022-08-01 8:06:06 PM  
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How much oil can they fit in that bear anyway...?
 
2022-08-01 8:34:13 PM  
Subby meant "snnuggling".
 
2022-08-01 8:35:13 PM  
Did they hit the anus?
 
2022-08-01 9:02:32 PM  
If the transponders are off then any subs in the area should sink the two vessels to remove the navigational hazards...
 
2022-08-01 9:03:21 PM  

Shostie: [todayifoundout.com image 720x553]

How much oil can they fit in that bear anyway...?


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2022-08-01 9:05:48 PM  
Did they keep sliding off the bed?
 
2022-08-01 9:06:05 PM  

Breaker Moran: Did they hit the anus?


Oil is getting pretty clever if it now snuggles prior to hitting the anus.
 
2022-08-01 9:07:47 PM  
I thought they took olestra off the market because of oily discharge
 
2022-08-01 9:08:06 PM  

Codenamechaz: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.


Couldn't they have just quietly spooned it into China?
 
2022-08-01 9:08:14 PM  
Seize the ships and resell the oil. As shiatty as Russia's navy is, any country with some diesel subs can pull it off.
 
2022-08-01 9:08:49 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Codenamechaz: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.

Couldn't they have just quietly spooned it into China?


That takes too long
 
2022-08-01 9:09:29 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?


Let those among us who haven't spooned with a barrel of Brent crude, cast the first stone
 
2022-08-01 9:09:55 PM  
If they're sneaking in oil, it's probably a given that snuggle lube products are going in too.
 
2022-08-01 9:10:42 PM  

HighlanderRPI: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

Let those among us who haven't spooned with a barrel of Brent crude, cast the first stone


This isn't an RNC meeting
 
2022-08-01 9:11:00 PM  
This thread is black gold.
 
2022-08-01 9:11:27 PM  
Snorgling?

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2022-08-01 9:11:29 PM  
What snuggling oil may look like:

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2022-08-01 9:12:12 PM  
Just like me China will only be able to handle 5-10 minutes of that after the transaction is done.
 
2022-08-01 9:13:54 PM  
Lolol, if your selling oil via ship to ship transfer instead of a pipeline, you've pretty much hit rock bottom. That's a mighty small bit in comparison.
 
2022-08-01 9:15:03 PM  
Why would they bother trying to hide this? Russia and China don't really give a rats ass what anyone else thinks about anything.
 
2022-08-01 9:15:33 PM  
 
2022-08-01 9:19:47 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Why would they bother trying to hide this? Russia and China don't really give a rats ass what anyone else thinks about anything.


Exactly what I was wondering.
 
2022-08-01 9:23:45 PM  
Why would they need to do that, when we're selling our SPR to China anyway.
 
2022-08-01 9:23:57 PM  
Am I on crazy pills or are there just tons of typos in headlines and bylines tonight?

/I feel like I'm on crazy pills
 
2022-08-01 9:24:09 PM  

Madison_Smiled: Codenamechaz: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.

Couldn't they have just quietly spooned it into China?


not a chance. the back door passage is the best way.  and going from snuggling to the back door is easy.  just ask my wife.
 
2022-08-01 9:24:53 PM  
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2022-08-01 9:25:39 PM  
He'll be sorry, when the Snuggie hits the anus.
 
2022-08-01 9:26:14 PM  
So China is now Russia's Schnuggle-bunny?
That's a twist.
 
2022-08-01 9:26:32 PM  
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i'm in
 
2022-08-01 9:27:19 PM  
Goddamned snugglers.
 
2022-08-01 9:28:21 PM  

Codenamechaz: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.


Spooning it into China would've been too slow.
 
2022-08-01 9:29:43 PM  
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2022-08-01 9:29:55 PM  

LordOfThePings: Snorgling?

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2022-08-01 9:30:32 PM  

loudboy: Am I on crazy pills or are there just tons of typos in headlines and bylines tonight?

/I feel like I'm on crazy pills


Somebody sent Drew a bottle of the good stuff.
 
2022-08-01 9:31:17 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?


Perhaps you'd understand it better standing in my shoes, it's the ultimate enticement, it's the snuggler's blues.
 
2022-08-01 9:32:29 PM  

loudboy: Am I on crazy pills or are there just tons of typos in headlines and bylines tonight?

/I feel like I'm on crazy pills


Headline typos/syntax errors = clicks.
 
2022-08-01 9:32:47 PM  
The best snugglers use the Kessel Run
 
2022-08-01 9:35:00 PM  

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Vegan? Seriously?
 
2022-08-01 9:36:12 PM  

puffy999: Shostie: [todayifoundout.com image 720x553]

How much oil can they fit in that bear anyway...?

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Oh man.... there are like three forums I am going to get banned from now
 
2022-08-01 9:41:14 PM  

west.la.lawyer: It's always about oil, isn't it?


Oil is the only thing Russia has to offer.

That and scientists, and those are hard to snuggle.
 
2022-08-01 9:42:13 PM  

Codenamechaz: ImpendingCynic: Snuggling?

They tried to cuddle it into China but it was too conspicuous.


Spooning takes too long, too.

That said, BusinessNews ? Seems not very legit of a news source, but feel free to correct me.
 
2022-08-01 9:44:17 PM  

Al Tsheimers: Why would they bother trying to hide this? Russia and China don't really give a rats ass what anyone else thinks about anything.


This is the North Atlantic. There are rules.
 
2022-08-01 9:44:59 PM  

Naido: Breaker Moran: Did they hit the anus?

Oil is getting pretty clever if it now snuggles prior to hitting the anus.


I am so very sad this hasn't gotten anywhere near the funny votes it deserves
 
2022-08-01 9:46:03 PM  
This is not preferable to Russia.  Anything hot or moved illicitly commands a lower price.  Even worse, if you have a single customer, they own you.  They dictate your price to you.

Russia is quickly becoming a vassal state of a China.  How many dimensions of chess is Vlad playing here?
 
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